Help ID a hit and run scumbag with a Chiefs plate
 

Posting for a friend.

First in with an unfunny Rashee Rice joke.

4 felonies. Probably at least a couple games.

Pitbull driver

Man, if this is another Chiefs player we've had a hell of an offseason LMAO

"early 2000s" should rule out anyone we care about tho

Quite the self-own admitting you shop at Whole Foods.

Could be Dwayne Bowe

Way too expensive for a plebe like me, but they have really good multi-grain bread.

Private parking lot, no witnesses that cared about you, no damage, no hope.

Can't DenverChief look it up?
You should have been nicer to him.

This car live next to you?

Whole foods lol

If you've got the make and model and it had a Chiefs plate, the police should be able to track it down in about 12 seconds. Looking it up, it appears to be a new plate as of 2023, so there's not going to be a lot of them in circulation. Oh, and if you have the license number there'll only be one.

If it turns out to be Gracie, will you sue her and have her arrested, or will you offer her an alternative way to avoid punishment?

This isn't damage to personal property on private property. Its hit and run to a pedestrian. Just a bit more serious don't ya think?

He would have to prove it.

ROFL

I was just thinking that sounds a lot like Clark's beater.

2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee
License Plate: AFC1

Nice! We Found the Car.
Here's what we know so far.

Category:

SUV

Style:

80th Edition Sport Utility 4D

Engine:

V6, VVT, 3.6 Liter

Transmission:

Automatic, 8-Spd

Drivetrain:

4WD



that is in kansas

plate did not come up in missouri. afc1 or afc-1

you can check plates at kbb.com -> my cars value -> license plate

also

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so what'd they do, put the plate on their lexus?

ROFL

criminal masterminds

It is actually pretty common for people to steal license plates from other cars. Happened to my wife's car.

kobe's poliot

If they can afford to shop at Whole Foods they can afford their medical bills. Cry me a ****ing river.

Had a full run of tests and it sounds like the doctor basically said “shake it off, here’s a bandaid and a lollipop!”

What exactly are they seeking?! From the results of the tests and the description of what happened it sounds like the driver may have been in the right to escape this drama queen. Definitely not surprised it’s one of Clay’s friends.

Sounds like someone trying to get a payday.. Probably ran themselves into that car on purpose.. People are awful these days..

You must have a pet, preferably canine, for people to care. If the driver had a dog, they would of had a worse description of their car. If no pet, don't give a chet. If they do, focus on the pet's wellbeing

Early 2000's? Anyone know where xfactor was at the time of the incident?

Dane

The "we are waiting for MO to get info on the plate" is a weird thing and I would be interested to hear directly what the conversation between the cops and the victim were.

There really is no waiting law enforcement agencies readily have access to run and get info from any plate of any state of the union.

****, that Lexus gave me diabetes.

Britt Reid just wanted to know how it feels to cripple an adult.

Clay's friend seems suspicious his story does not really make sense.

Go drive up and down the freeway, looking for the perp. Hopefully you catch a rock.

I read that part and my initial thought was... why spread the word then? If they’re looking it up (eventually?), they will get their answer.

What are you going to do with this extra information, go back to the cops in a couple days and tell them some stranger on reddit saw the car at a lululemon? (Whole Foods joke)

told to take it easy for several days as I’m low energy


WTF does that even mean? Is that an explanation for laziness or is he claiming the "hit and run" caused him to have low energy.

Sounds like he's taking pointers from some hit and run victims in Texas.LMAO

Or this is just some bullshit posting by Meat Peeker.

This entire story sounds sketchy as hell. It reads like somone looking to get paid. The entire thing doesn't make sense. "I was thoroughly checked out with X-rays, CT scans, and blood work", but then just told to take it easy for a few days? The being told they have to wait for information from the plate when every cop in America can pull up a plate number and get information immediately.

Tell your friend to **** off, Clay.

Sounds like an attempt to grab some cash

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I'm sorry this happened to you Clay, is your car damaged very badly?

Jungle Law is anxiously waiting by the phone...

Clay shops at Whole Foods? Never would have guessed

Same here, not even sure what I read.

Alleged victim sounds like a Bills fan.

"Saggy Shane is in trouble meho!"

Sounds like their car hit you in the buttocks?

Could be sexual assault.

If you folks would like to vet the source the information is publicly available.

Show your attorney video of you running up that hill to prove damages

"I'd love to see that"

lol, nah I am good.

"The cops are waiting for vehicle information from Missouri" gave this thing up as not totally rooted in reality.

A cop from Kansas can get all the vehicle info they need from a plate in Missouri in the time it took me to type this post.

thanks for your help!!!

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF THE VICTIM LEAVING THE HOSPITAL...

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You finished a calzone in the time it took to type this post

This level of contact had to total the Murano

Hope you find them

And posted by Meat Peeker tell you everything you need to know.

If I had a plate number, could I find out who it belonged to? Where would I go?

Rep for any useful answers.

How much ****ing bread did you even buy?

When I shopped at Whole Foods, it wasn't very often. I think I'd get that very delicious multi-grain bread, often used for sandwiches featuring deli turkey and some good hard white cheddar, a few times a year.

I should go back to Whole Foods, in search of that bread again. There was nothing better at lunchtime than a sandwich using that bread, along with some lays brand potato chips, and an ice cold diet dr pepper - which you know, tastes BETTER than regular dr pepper.

I recall it being very wide, and had a nice rough texture. Fairly sturdy bread. Fairly dark. It was also good for toast, but the wide nature of the slice really made it great for a sandwich.

Mmmm. Whole foods multi-grain bread! MEMORIES!

Have a blessed day.

It was you? ROFL

Good bread MAKES a sandwich

Dunno why the cop part makes the story sound fishy. Can absolutely believe the cops told the 'victim' "yeah, we'll get right on running those plates" just to placate them and make them go away. What are they even going to do without video or physical evidence?

That was my thought as well.

If I was a cop, seems like it's something I'd say to get some emotional dude off the phone/out of my face.

Are you hurt?
No.

Any damage to the car?
No.

Can we speak to the person who hit you?
They drove off.

Any pictures or videos?
No.

Any witnesses we can talk speak with?
No.

....

So what are we going to do about this?!?

X-rays, CT scans, blood work??? You were inside the vehicle when the accident happened correct? What a *ussy

Sounds like she was loading groceries into the back. Pretty serious.

Yeah, we're gonna need a Wilford Brimley MEME for that

So it was your hoarder girlfriend.

You have a vivid imagination.

Her car was probably too full of crap like old fast food bags to be able to fit the groceries in...that's why she had to get in the back and rearrange stuff

We sign this POS yet?

If it's your friend, then why not just ask them directly?

This whole thing seems like a big attention grab from the biggest attention whore on the site.

I don't really care. Just trying to be a good samaritan. Plus it'd be funny if it was Toney.

Private info.

Just my POV from working at a police department. It is absolutely believable that since there is nothing to go on an officer would say hey there is really nothing we can do about this I am sorry.

But generally telling people you are going to do something you are not actually going to do is a really easy way to get in trouble as a cop and it would be an absolute dumb unforced error when the easy path and something you have to do a 100 times a day as a cop is simply tell someone the truth even though they do not like it.

And there it is

Didn’t know police departments had baristas