I may have been sexually harassed on the job today.
 

I have been remodeling a rental property for a 77 year-old woman for the past 4 weeks. We've become friendly and she's very appreciative to have someone trustworthy to work on her home.

Today I was leaning over a counter, fixing a window, when she asked if I had brought some safety pins for her like she texted me about this morning.

I told her I forgot.

Then she said "Oh you are a bad, bad, boy!" and smacked me on the ass.

It wasn't painful, but it was a little more than a tap.

I said something like, "Hey, c'mon, please let's keep it professional."

She reacted a bit shocked and asked if I was serious.

I just kind of mumbled "Yeah it's ok" because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was, and we went about the rest of our business.

Is this sexual harassment or sexual assault?

I wish it didn't happen. She's a nice lady and I've been able to help her improve her life situation with my help. I didn't want to make it awkward.

Naturally the first place I have come to is the CP legal experts.

It sure is sexual assault

She made physical contact, you my friend have been sexually assaulted

Nice

TAP DAT AZZZZ BOIIIIII

damn dude i’m sorry that happened to you. people from back in the day don’t usually understand the concept of personal boundary so unsurprising.

Yeah you should bring charges against that menace to society

I'm moving TinyEvel up my list of hottest dudes on CP. He's got that mojo

Need a picture of your dick next to a stick of deodorant to tell if she was serious or just fooling

Were you wearing assless chaps?

If not, why not?

LMAO

1-2 years in prison, minimum.

Have you seen Yes Man?

Lol, have you made an appointment with a therapist yet? Sounds like a truly horrible experience.

Bring the safety pins next time you bad, bad boy!

FELONY

I would have been able to get there a lot sooner if you had said she was 47. I mean I still got there, but 77 is a bit much for my likings..

2nd page to ask for pics?

cp losing its burst.

It’s not harassment if you liked it.

Jesus, give the lady a thrill and flirt back a little you ****ing prude.

Did you leave your playbook?

p.s. ON? Is this a Freudian slip? see first question.

Granny woke up and decided she would try and give it a go. Lol.

Pics of the GGILF or gtfo.

Thanks for reminding me to pick up some steal wool

Sounds like an opportunity.

Me too

Id press charges to the fullest extent of the law

If you didn't get your dick wet why are you coming to us?

The old girl shot her shot. Respect.

The drought is worse than Buehlers back yard

Mental note to self: remember to bring the safety pins next time!

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This is not about sex, it’s about power

Dear Penthouse,

I always read these letters and thought they were fake and then it happened to me.

Be sure to bring the dust buster

Maybe after you fix that window you can recalibrate her gaydar, you homo!





(just kidding)

Wtf cream puff? You take that smack and wear it as a badge of honor. That’s probably more physical contact than she’s had in ages.

If anything, you should be pissed that she didn’t put a dollar bill in your jeans

This is the answer. You owe her an ass slap.

Is she rich?

Exactly. Flirt with her get an idea of what her financials are if she's rich maybe get that ass a good thrasin get in her will. She's 77 so she's not long for this world. Boom congrats bud you now are in the same tax bracket as Dane McCloud

Also OP I can't tell if you're bragging or just trying to win the thread I made

Should have charged her. You could have made a couple extra bucks.

Your loss

I mean. Its not that bad. Its kind of weird but you didn't get hurt. Don't be a bitch about it.

Sorry, I accidentally thumbs downed this. 🙁

Have you called Jungle Law yet?

Shit a reporter is going to go to professional life prison for the rest of his life for doing the non-sexual heart sign to Caitlin Clarks fugly ass so this old bitch deserves the chair to even things out

You beat me to it. Has TinyEvel never read a Penthouse letter or seen a porn video? This is essentially the opening scene.

I would probably take it as a compliment, but I wouldn't let her get behind me after that. Y'know, assuming there's no magic between you.

Oh, and I voted "ON".

We needs pics of Granny Grabby to properly determine this...

I'll need to see what her net worth is while seeing how low them tits sag before being able to properly judge the level of assault that took place.

Damn you tiny I can’t get the golden girls theme song out of my head now

:thumb:

She owns a wine company. But I have a feeling she is her own #1 customer.

Poor lady probably hasn’t been laid in a couple decades. You should’ve played along with her just to be nice.

Next time wink at her, tell her you’re flattered, and ask her if she likes to play the trombone.

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If you played your cards right, this could have been you:


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Dude **** that. Even the thought of being sexual with some old ass hag makes me sick to my stomach.

So, this is you?

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So what you’re saying is you’d be a regular on Epstein’s island if you had $$$?

If it moved, you must acquit

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Her vagina is wrinkled for your pleasure.

This

My God this world is becoming a mess

Yeah you missed an opportunity to slide in to her will.

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Yes you were, and good for you. Congrats.

Did you hear the music start?

If you were really offended about this , please turn in your man card . It’s happened to me a few times and even though I do t like people in my personal bubble I thought it was funny , my old ass lesbian English teacher in high school , older coworker , my clinical instructor in school ( double hand grab and squeeeze ) got me an A anyways. Few times from coworkers when I was younger.

I think we can all agree that the real story here is what in the hell were the safety pins for?!?!

Gotta say man, the polite thing to do in this situation is give her some mild flirting in return. It’s not like she reached around and grabbed your junk. I mean give the old lady a little thrill.

In my experience, chicks are pretty bold with this sort of thing, especially when they’re in groups. Women in groups of three or more are a different level of reckless. I’ve always found it easy enough to laugh it off, though.

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Clay can get handsy from time to time, especially during the off-season during an eclipse year where the Broncos unveil new uniforms. It's very specific, but it never fails.

Time to rub the bunions TE!

To hold up her diapers. Duh.

It probably was but it sounds like you handled it properly. If it doesn't ever go any further than that, I'd say forget about it.

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What’s a male Karen called?? I forgot..

No such thing.

My reference was to a TV commercial, don't remember what it was for. This was discussed some time ago here.

This is possibly the weakest sexual harassment claim in the history of weak sexual harassment claims.

This is the correct answer.



So what you are going to have to do is take back the power. My suggestion is to pin her down and hate **** her while staring into her eyes. Don’t say anything, just a brutal pounding, eye contact, and then tell her to get out.