April fools repository
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With 8 AI arms at your disposal, what&#39;s the first thing you’re doing in the Razer Cthulhu? Discover how the ultimate gaming chair can lend a hand (or eight): <a href="https://t.co/1xKJJMAccs">https://t.co/1xKJJMAccs</a> <a href="https://t.co/HsAtMhTvbM">pic.twitter.com/HsAtMhTvbM</a></p>&mdash; R Λ Z Ξ R (@Razer) <a href="https://twitter.com/Razer/status/1774512049986449692?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 31, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

*Opens up thread tools*

- Clicks ignore thread.

My day is now 10% better.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Introducing NERDS<br><br>On the occasion of CERN’s 70th anniversary, the Organization will change its name to ‘Network of Experiments for Research and Development in Society (NERDS). The name change comes as a result of reflecting our new role in society and encapsulates the nature of… <a href="https://t.co/RAYZbyUaxM">pic.twitter.com/RAYZbyUaxM</a></p>&mdash; CERN (@CERN) <a href="https://twitter.com/CERN/status/1774701141520941355?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Rashee Rice

I bet he set this whole thing up as an elaborate April Fools joke.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">Joyeux mois de la Draft, fans de la NFL ! <a href="https://t.co/0BZJIS8LQU">pic.twitter.com/0BZJIS8LQU</a></p>&mdash; Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) <a href="https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1774784305253724320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Justin Reid “retired”

Ty x-factor Rowen should be admired for being authentic white

<samp class="EmbedCode-container"><code class="EmbedCode-code"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">�� BLACK SWAN EVENT!!!��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BITCOIN?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BITCOIN</a> CRASHING ⚠️ <a href="https://t.co/Z3SpvJ23cE">pic.twitter.com/Z3SpvJ23cE</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Svenson (@KevinSvenson_) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevinSvenson_/status/1774772537211113568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> </code></samp>

I woke up in bed with Billay after a passionate night of love making.

I thought we might be gay, but he said April Fool’s. Great prank. I was worried there for a second.

You're supposed to post things that didnt happen bro

Oh shit.

If my wife is reading this, that totally didn’t happen.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What an amazing day! <a href="https://twitter.com/elon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@elon</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffBezos?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JeffBezos</a>, AND <a href="https://twitter.com/richardbranson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@richardbranson</a> all called to offer me a free trip to SPACE! I don’t know which one to accept or all three! I will have to check my calendar. Thanks, guys! And now <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffProbst?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JeffProbst</a> called &amp; asked me to be on <a href="https://twitter.com/survivorcbs?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@survivorcbs</a> ! What a CRAZY…</p>&mdash; Homer Hickam (@realhomerhickam) <a href="https://twitter.com/realhomerhickam/status/1774817256876265638?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


But truthfully, if one person deserves to go to space, it's Homer Hickam.

Many of you have seen the movie, But you need to read the book

I’m glad you two reconciled after you waited at Best Buy all summer for Deandre Hopkins

She took me back on the condition that I stop engaging in intercourse with members of ChiefsPlanet dot com.

This marriage is a prison.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">April Fools! 🤣🤣🤣 <a href="https://t.co/LQoSjHHBUU">pic.twitter.com/LQoSjHHBUU</a></p>&mdash; TPS (@TotalProSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/TotalProSports/status/1774833704575115364?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Wow. It's like a window into an alternate, hellish universe.

Oh my....that's a really good one. LMAO

One of the best April Fool's Day hoaxes occurred near Sitka, Alaska. Sitka is a small town in Southeast Alaska near Mt. Edgecumbe, a volcano that has not seen an eruption in several thousand years. In 1974, a local resident, Porky Bickar, hauled a bunch of old tires to the top and lit them on fire. Residents awoke to see smoke coming out of Edgecumbe and worried that Edgecumbe had awakened from its slumber. Bickar had alerted some authorities in advance and also painted April Fool's Day near the top of the volcano. Legendary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Edgecumbe_(Alaska)

The spaghetti tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">All my life I’ve felt strongly about many things but this one thing in particular: I’m always right. Now I can fulfill my calling and do what I’m meant to do, what the world needs me to do. Justice will finally prevail. <a href="https://t.co/Ce1lt0yINV">pic.twitter.com/Ce1lt0yINV</a></p>&mdash; Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1774865180003803285?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fun fact! Seinfeld was originally called &quot;Costanza&quot; and was centered on George, but test audiences felt he was too much of a ladies&#39; man. Producers decided to pivot and focus on the side character played by Jerry Seinfeld. <br><br>Watch Seinfeld–check your local listings. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AprilFools?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AprilFools</a> <a href="https://t.co/726eof82QA">pic.twitter.com/726eof82QA</a></p>&mdash; Seinfeld (@SeinfeldTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldTV/status/1774845070031618188?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Drake shows off his new $25k “Heart Pedant” he’s giving out to Sexyy Red , J Cole , 21 Savage , and Adin Ross for never switching up�� <a href="https://t.co/ORaTbbqTlD">pic.twitter.com/ORaTbbqTlD</a></p>&mdash; ������������ (@xJahstin) <a href="https://twitter.com/xJahstin/status/1774629901192315026?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'm assuming this is an April Fool's joke.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NFL insiders are reporting that 31 teams have signed a petition demanding that the league prohibit Patrick Mahomes from throwing anything other than no-look, behind-the-back passes during the regular season and that he be required to wear a blindfold once the playoffs start. <a href="https://t.co/A7CZ3YaaBj">pic.twitter.com/A7CZ3YaaBj</a></p>&mdash; Chiefs Insider+ (@Chiefs247365) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs247365/status/1774866576602202615?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Like that would stop him

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Diklix?

Should just drop April from that caption.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">Mettez-vous dans l’ambiance française! <a href="https://t.co/XVVMhP3l3O">pic.twitter.com/XVVMhP3l3O</a></p>&mdash; Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) <a href="https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1774824382256349401?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>