Something Going on With Chiefsplanet?
 

Anyone else having issues with the site? I have been for like 2 days now. Almost every thread I click into takes forever to load. It is running on mole asses.

i BELIEZE IT

Yep.

Same here, thought maybe it was just me

It's been slow as hell

Same.

We've all been MU'd.

Yes it's been really slow for me for about 4 days.

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One of the hamsters died.

And don't ask what happened to it. Believe me, you don't want to know. :moon:

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Seems like duplicate posts are happening more as well?

Yup

Its all those damn mega threads

Yep, having the same issues too.

When is there not?

Yes it’s as slow as MEHHHH.

I'm here for the inevitable post from the IT expert telling us how upgrading to a new platform should be easy.

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That happens when impatient people get all jumpin Johnny on getting their posts to be viewed

Solar flares.

Full moon

I noticed a lot of my posts are going ignored

Very unusual

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

Testes, testes, 1, 2, 3?

#Blame AT&T...

Been twitchy for a few days.

I wonder if it has anything to do the the 1,655 guests?

Check 2, Check check 2...

this is really slowing down my trollposts per hour stat

Check. Check. Syllabus. Check.

One time only.

If we don't get it right this time...

Tough shit.

Tough shit.

Ok, a one, a two, a one, two, three, die!

I've been trying out the MU function on some posters

Yes, it's really difficult to read the homepage, click the thread I want to catch up on, and get the pertinent info before I am done taking my dump.

Drink less water. /ticket closed; user error.

It feels like Greenlaws sore achilles all season. Is CP about to rupture?

What IS the process, though? Because the problems have gotten exponentially worse this season and it seems like it's only a matter of time now.

Same. The server is likely low on antifreeze

There certainly is. I got temporarily removed from the Mahomes thread for comparing the dynamic between him and Brady to LeBron and MJ.

A travesty of justice if there ever was one.

Time for a bake sale to upgrade things around here?

To put it in the most basic way possible.

Moving the name Chiefsplanet.com to a new place is easy.

Moving everything inside it without a damn thing breaking is the problem.

It's a lot of time and testing to make sure it doesn't break when the switch happens. (weeks to months)

If something does break it's a lot of time to fix it. (weeks to months)

So basically. "Aint nobody got the time or the money for that."

This version of vbulletin is ~10 years old if the text at the bottom of the page is correct

Same

ditto +
If they need to shut it down and reset things-please give me a warning so I dont freak out.

It's just a coincidence this happens at the same time you guys have be researching Kagney Linn Karter.

True enough. I was leaning more toward it being the host than the infrastructure so explained as if it was a host change.

I haven't noticed that myself.

Yeah it's been bad. It's been a bad year for CP from an I.T standpoint. Feels like CP isn't long for the internet. It'll be a very, very sad day in the Kingdom when it's gone.

I have'nt noticed that myself.

Yes, takes a long time to load pages

you need to redact that.

I spent a little time digging around in the logs, and there was one IP that was hammering the **** out of us. Like, 80% of our traffic in February came from one place. Guessing it's some sort of a bot - seems like everyone's training AI systems these days.

Anyway, I blocked that IP, and our loads instantly dropped. I can't guarantee that's the main problem, but it was definitely A problem.

Look at DaFace fixing shit!!!!!!!

It is loading faster almost instantly so good work

ABOUT TIME YOU FIXED YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

I've been to all of our oppossing teams sites and they are all on the same platform and it sucks... CP is by far the best even though it has an issue every now and then...

I thought we'd all been miserable user'd, and we'd deserve it.

All you shits are clueless.

Turn up your speed. Its all great.

Thank you sir!

Just put more quarters in, duh.

Who's going to clean that mess up? o:-)

OMG IT MADE A HUGE DIFFERENCE THANK YOU!!!!

Come in Tokyo, come in Tokyo...

I guess we have a glitch on the wood we use for smoke signals

Agreed. Much faster. thanks.

much better

Deface fixing his shit! :clap:

Was someone trying to DDoS?

I wondered why it was acting slow as shit. My internet connection is excellent. Makes sense a bot ****ing things up.

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Na, I don't think so. The IP is being reported all over the place for abuse. I'm guessing an overly aggressive web crawler of some sort.

https://www.abuseipdb.com/check/47.7...?page=2#report

Dear Heavens the world apparently has a thing called "overly aggressive web crawlers" aka Hunter Killers... thank God we have DaFace aka Neo to keep a lid on things

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It's probably Bigfoot teleporting in and out of the server room and monkeying around. Maybe you could camp out there and get a blurry potato camera photo.

The big question is this a server deserving of a Super Bowl Dynasty?

"I'm pretty sure it's all the fault of those damn Chinese Jews." --- Prison Bitch aka CP's favorite anti-Semite.

The site is working too fast now.

Can we slow it down a bit?

Been having issues for weeks, Big Dick.

DaFace is DaMan.

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