Safe Space: Brag about yourself or a family member
 

I'll start. A while back a friend's small business was struggling and it's his family's primary income. It was headed nowhere good so I kind of stuck my nose where it didn't really belong, which he resented at first. I was kind but blunt and talked through the situation with him. We came up with an action plan and he's been implementing it. It's already paying off and I think his business has a very bright future now. If I'd waited a couple more months it might have been too late. He now appreciates that I stuck my nose where it didn't belong. It feels amazing to know I helped someone I care about save their livelihood. I'm a dumbass with a lot of things but small business is one thing in pretty good at.

Also, I don't normally like to brag about this but my giant cock makes Chris Jones little dick look like a clit.

Now let's hear about your expensive lunches, kind things you did for others, how your Vornada DG knockoff fan blew the kick wide right, how many inches you can take before gagging, how great of an athlete your kid is, or whatever the **** you want to brag about.

Lolz “safe space” on CP…..

That was sarcasm. I know there's no such thing here 😂

I'll brag about my daughter

She's a senior in college and not a crack whor

The end.

Congrats on the senior part! If she ever becomes a crack whore, let me know.

It's only a matter to brag on if she doesn't have college loans.
If she does the whole crack whore thing will be an ever present danger for a few decades...

My 11 year old son is 18-0 in wrestling this season with 15 wins by pinning his opponent. It’s been really fun watching him enjoy a sport I loved as a kid and to have real conversations about the technical aspects of the sport. He’s naturally a really sweet kid, but when he steps out on that mat you can see a transformation come over him and it’s all controlled aggression and intensity. I’m a real proud father.

They forgive those now

That's awesome man!

Your mom

Now that you mention it, she does have a pretty sweet headstone!

Both my older kids won the spelling bee in Jr High, and I did when I was their age a million years ago.

My son is in the 100th percentile in math. The math teacher acts like he's an elite athlete when we have parent teacher conferences because he's so smart. He lacks effort at times, though.

Not going to brag about myself. Everyone here has a 12" cock and runs sub 4.5 40s already.

Being great at math opens up a lot of doors!

13 inch cock, 4.3 40 time

It's not that impressive - he's on the metric system...

$200 lunches, $1000 expense account for EVERY dinner with the most famous of clients, newest greenest most expensive car on the market, 10% tipper

My 2 year old just shit on the couch

Managed to do a bit of a clean bulk this winter. I got up to 225 lbs while still keeping a 6 pack. In years past I always ended up adding fat that took a couple of months to shave off for summer.

That's the great thing about kids, you can blame them for everything.

My son is graduating from KU in May with a 3.92 GPA in Electrical Engineering. This summer, he is interning at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab in Maryland and in the fall, will start his Masters in EE at KU as a Graduate Research Assistant. KU is paying for his Masters and also paying his living expenses. He will graduate debt free.

That was very brave of you to share that.

Holy hell. That's fantastic!

Now that is gawt ammed impressive...

Yeah, they pay off the college loans these days.

So send her to one of the top colleges in the nation like Harvard, Dartmouth, Princeton, Cornell or MIT to name a few. The tab is on Uncle Sam not you so rest easy.

Who is "they."

OMG free rein to brag about myself? PBJ

Where do I start........ :hmmm:

LMAO

I once banged a local judges daughter in his den on a friday night, and appeared before him in court on monday

The taxpayers of course, but the term Government helps to disguise that fact.

Are you being serious Easy 6?

Damn straight

Oh, well that's cool.

What were you in court for and are you still wearing shackles?

Hopefully you put a bastard up in there

Public intoxication by a minor

No babies, but the old buzzard was home in bed when it happened :thumb:

None of them have frozen in my backyard….yet.

I once banged a co-worker on my first day in the office...in her cubical. I banged her roommate a few months later.

Niiice

Suuuuure you did "Pittsie"

She had rug burns on her face the next morning. :thumb:

My nephew was dominating some kid on the mat and somehow while pinning him in a cradle managed to teabag him at the same time.

The pics reminded me of those "Owned" memes from 10 years ago. When I get a copy from my brother it may become my desktop at work...

I happen to have a growing number of grown ass men that are so obsessed with me on CP that they downvote my posts out of spite. So yeah, I am kind of a big deal.

Oh, and huge penis and $200 lunches on the reg if I am not busy showing our WRs how to run a 4.2 40

Not to brag but I just downvoted this

Well here goes,

Offspring #1: Graduated HS #17 in her class of 650+. No debt after college due to soccer, academic scholarships, and repay years teaching that covered the rest. Now she works for Intel doing education related things. Not sure exactly what but she already earns more than I did my last year of teaching high school before retiring. Just texted me this morning, flying back from a London business trip. Wedding paid for and grandchild produced!

Offspring #2: Graduated #1 in her class of 700+. Received a full ride from U of A in Fayetteville and graduated top in her class with a degree in Chemistry. Full ride awarded at CalTech where she finished up her PhD in Chemistry. Relocated to Chicago in June with her fiancé and is doing a Post Doc position through Northwestern, also funded by the Chicago Museum. She goes to various locations and does analysis of pieces of art needing touch up/restoration. Lots of trips to Europe, some state side. In fact she just got back from Cincinnati. And yes they took her group out one night for chili. She said it was like someone in college was at the end of the semester and just threw everything left in a meal. She thought she could avoid it since she doesn’t eat meat but they had a vegetarian version on the menu. If they go back she is going to be “intermittent fasting”….

Offspring #3 and #4: works in progress but trending towards similar outcomes. Fingers crossed…

That's terrific. Way to go!

I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.

The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay

ROFLLMAO
Crazy bastard
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He was gay for sucking your dick. Power move. Hope Billay gave you the job.

My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

You of all people want to talk shit? STFU Mr fake ass girlfriend on a fake ass vacation in Belize

You seem like a proud grandpappy, Cletus.

Hello Mr. Travis Henry Sr.

It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman.

Because you have nothing of your own to brag about loser. ROFL

A young lady at the gym told me I have nice biceps. Lol, jk, that's not my brag. Though that did happen a couple days ago. Nice ego boost.


My 2nd oldest godson recently got an offer for a scholarship to play baseball. Very proud of him.

If you ever get to have non imaginary sex with a non imaginary woman, and you reproduce, you may get it.

While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.

Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road.LMAO The people she worked with, her friends, and many other people she knew would be driving right by her that morning.LMAO

I never paid those tickets.:D She had a bench warrant out because if it. She was taken to the county jail and had to wait for her new boyfriend to come bail her out.

Oh **** 😂

That's what I call a WIN!

I just farted. Not sure how that correlates to this thread. But I'm bragging about it.

As long as it wasn’t wet, it's a win in my book :thumb:

I once got busted and taken to jail for the weekend with an eighth of weed on me, and walked out with it on monday afternoon

My favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs are about to go back to back!

You’re a master of keistering?!!? LMAO

Since I have no kids I can brag about I bought a Daytona watch. Nobody loves me so I had to buy something. Getting to be a bad habit.

Nope, it didn't go down like that lol

I spent $0 on a lunch for my family of 4 at a restaurant.

EDIT: I did leave a tip but it was told to us that it was not expected for today.

:clap:

Daughter number one, who is a PHD senior scientist at a major pharma company, led the team that came up with the antibody for covid and has been promoted to director at said company. She has been published numerous times and is currently leading a team on a major new break through for one of the horrendous diseases.

Daughter number two has worked her way up to top management at a large conglomerate, overseeing all of purchasing and inventory of her company with people reporting to her around the globe.

****edit**** Both were raised in Wichita and love tacos

Congrats on some outstanding parenting, Ed

Thank you friend, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while. :D They are fortunate to have an awesome mom.

Also found out today grandson #1 is going to make us great grand parents again. Getting old is not all bad. :D

Several years ago, I banged Kelsey Grammer's daughter.

My son has mostly overcome a fairly significant speech delay and is now meeting or exceeding most of his development goals.

Super proud of him.

1. Got a text from my son yesterday. "Give me some dap! I got some last night". Atta boy! Couldn't be more proud! Been our goal for a couple months now that I'm vicariously living through him during his freshman year in college.

2. Daughter will be a junior at K-State and they're talking like she should be a focal point of the soccer team next year. Here's a VERY PROUD MOMENT of her scoring against KU last game of the season...
https://fb.watch/pRjSmBWvSZ/

That's super awesome!

LMAO

Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career. The carnival.

Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman.