Peeing: What would you do?
 

So I recently read that the average adult takes about 15-20 seconds to pee each time they pee. This is just the time for peeing and does not include getting ready, such as getting in position, etc.

Figuring 80 years of life, 8 times to pee per day (about average), 20 seconds per pee (high end but accounts for getting ready, etc.), this translates to roughly 54 days of your life spent peeing.

This is a good 54 days of your life peeing as I calculate.

Here’s my question: would you rather go the rest of your life peeing like normal - middle of the night, sometimes urgent, sometimes inconveniently - or would you rather just spend 54 days straight peeing (assuming that your lifetime supply of urine was not deposited in your bladder all at once so as to burst your bladder and cause you numerous other health issues)?

This is probably the result of me having an edible in an attempt to sleep and my mind just wandering.

How old to start peeing 54 days? like a toddler or just before adulthood.

To pee, or not to pee; that is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and, by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub.”

I’ll say before adulthood, although you could reduce it for your age. So if you’re 40, you would pee for 27 days.

That might be a more viable option because it's after you turn 40 and how much you did to yourself via drinking, smoking, drugs, unsafe sex. those are factors to consider but build up vacation and go on a a month trip to like ocean where you can just pee away from everyone but eating would be awkward and taking a shit while you have a steady stream going constantly things would be awkward.

Takes me longer sometimes there's shit on my dick

Jets fan would break that 54 days up. Three hours on Sunday afternoons in the fall and winter.

Peeing gives me the chance to visit with my wiener and check things out. I am going to pace it out.

The beer rental union is not happy about this

You'd have to keep a reserve of piss, to clear everything out after blowing your load

Would I have to pee in your butt for all 54 days or could I sometimes use a urinal? Also if I'm at least 40 years of age, may I have a reduced sentence of 27 days?

I can tell you what I wouldn't do -- pee in a bathtub with my best bud.

Eight times a day?

Does that seem high or low? I'm guessing I go like 8-10 times a day.

You've ****ed up your urine holding pattern.

If you empty your bladder whenever you feel anything in there then the internal alarms that tell you to pee get adjusted lower.

Thus the urge increases.

Definitely 54 straight days. Having to urinate is a really annoying and constant logistic of life. If this could somehow magically go away that would be awesome. Not to mention some day I'll be old and probably hospitalized for something. No catheter needed!

This makes me feel better.

I'm a quick pee-er, but it always seems like the dude next to me is peeing a massive amount that goes on for like 3-five minutes. I always figured something is just wrong with me.

What gives?

You're old AF and your prostate is enlarged, which in turn narrows your urethra and makes it harder to fully empty your bladder.

The real question should be how would you like to spend the 3 years of your life masturbating. All at once or spread out over a lifetime.

Spread out. And I don't think 3 years would cut it anyway.

Piss pounding is good for morale and reputation

95% of ChiefsPlanet can’t sleepy through the night without needing to get up to pee

His dick is probably bigger and holds more pee. Science.

This is me. Right about the time I hit 40.

I am a part of that 95% and that's what got me to thinking about this. If I could just block out 2 months of my life and pee and get it over with, I'd be really happy.

The answer is simple and so many missed it.

After 54 days straight of peeing, you no longer need to worry about peeing the bed at 80 years old resulting in changing your sheets every other day. Now how much time are you calculating for changing those sheets? Bet you wish you pissed your pee away in your 30's or 40's in the months of January and February right about now.

I feel like if I peed for 54 straight days I'd die of dehydration somewhere between hour 1 and hour 2 of Day 1.

What if you jizzed for 54 straight days? Lmao!!!

Then I'd break my record of jizzing for 52 straight days by two days!!

I'm rolling with normal.

There is a little bit of endocrine response, especially when you have to pee bad. I'm not giving that back.

When you have to piss, you take your time no matter how long it takes and make sure your bladder is empty. If you don’t, small stones can start to build up in your bladder and the doctor has to run a tube that at the time appears the size of a fire hose with a claw on the end up your pecker and pull out those ****en rocks.

So, I piss often and I take my time.
Also mix in some cranberry juice 🥤 imo
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Okay now this is epic

My biggest fear.

That dick don't run me I run dick!

ONCE AGAIN LORD, I BEG YOU TO GET THE NFL SEASON UNDERWAY!

Gave me a Valium before like **** that, 1 Valium for sticking a claw up my cock? Then the nurse comes in and started washing me up saying she was going to numb me, so she grabs my crank and puts a syringe in the hole and BAM! She squirts that whole syringe right up into my nuts, bladder, I think I might have tasted it.
I said “what the ****, lady?”, and she said it was best to get it done as fast as possible.

So, I suppose it worked as well as it could. Doc came in and ran that hose(tube) up and pulled out three stones. I watched it with him on a tv the whole time. Nurse stood there holding my poor dick the whole time.

Got done limped out to where the wife was waiting for me and she took me home, whimpering like a kicked dog. Felt like I was pissing razor blades for a few days.

**** that nurse
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I piss like a race horse, long and steady stream.

How about a 124 day shit?

I'll start as an infant. My mom will be mad, but it's only 54 days for her as well. Less than two months old and never have to change a pissy diaper again.

When pounding beers I like the break from conversation and take a long, relaxing piss.

Mark me down for "spreading it out".

Would you rather:

1. Always feel like you have to take a shit, but never shit

Or

2. Shit like normal, but never know when it’s coming

When you say never know when it's coming you mean like it could happen any time of day or it will just happen with no warning as in if I don't happen to be already sitting on the toilet I'm just going to shit my pants?

Your options are shitty!

Restroom breaks are very valuable for checking your phone and taking a break from extroverts. I can't see giving that up.

You wouldn't have to wait in line in the bathroom waiting for an opening at the urinal trough at Arrowhead during half time or any time of game. Not even have to worry about a Johnny on the Spot that stinks.

Yes, correct.

Your number/time of bowel movements don’t change from your current life. You will just never know when you have to.

So, you could try to predict times and work around that.

This would be a hilarious alternate universe to visit.

You can still take them. Nobody has to know.

This is a valid point, but would it become a problem if guys noticed me hanging out in the restroom without a reason?

I would cum

I love peeing. If I cum before I pee, I get more of a cum feeling. Why would I get rid of that? TELL ME YOU BASTARDS

Seems like this is the most appropriate thread for this story

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Someone strategically shot Johnny Cash in his dick hole and now he is peeing twenty-four/seven; 30,000 gallons a day.

This place never ceases to be entertaining.

Here’s a good one.

Would you rather:

1. Never get another erection

Or

2. Always have an erection that you can’t hide (not whipped out but just extremely obvious even with pants on)

Isn't obvious good? It's why we have billboards.

That seems high to me. I think I only go 5 or 6 times a day, tops.

Yes, until you have to go to a relative’s funeral or something like that.

Definitely number 2. Yes, it's going to be awkward. You'll need to be very upfront in your communication and do everything you can to warn people about your condition ahead of time. Word will get around. Some people will want nothing to do with you and there's nothing you can do about that. But the alternative is completely unacceptable.

I think I've seen that pron where the son n law tries to console the grieving Mother n law of her passing husband that got hit by a bus. Then they skip everything and both naked in another room giving her oral. Going above and beyond to console his wifes mom.

That's disgusting. I can't believe there are so many sites on the internet that have stuff like that.

Which site was it on? So I know to never go there?

Are we assuming there are no non-related guests? Women look sexy in black.