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SuperBowl4 07-25-2020 08:46 PM

Massive Whale washes up dead in INDONESIA
 
www.indiatimes.com/trending/environment/dead/-blue-whale-indonesia-518758.html

DaneMcCloud 07-25-2020 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 (Post 15085393)

Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

Cheater5 07-25-2020 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 15085398)
Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

LMAO This made me giggle like a mental patient.

Wisconsin_Chief 07-25-2020 09:01 PM

Day drinking is great but it leads to posting articles from 4 years ago at 9:45 that night.

Small price to pay for the joy it brings.

Halfcan 07-25-2020 09:04 PM

Covid claims another one. RIP

Wisconsin_Chief 07-25-2020 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 15085440)
Covid claims another one. RIP

:clap:

BWillie 07-25-2020 09:16 PM

I like whales. Big fan

Easy 6 07-25-2020 09:18 PM

DERP

Spott 07-25-2020 09:19 PM

Life is tough when you live without a porpoise.

cosmo20002 07-25-2020 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 (Post 15085393)
Massive Whale washes up dead near San Clemente, CA

Has anyone heard from frazod lately?

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-25-2020 09:23 PM

Nobody cared in 2016

Nobody cares now

Hoover 07-25-2020 09:27 PM

COVID

Wisconsin_Chief 07-25-2020 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 15085468)
Nobody cared in 2016

Nobody cares now

I’m sure he was a nice whale.

But yeah. Yeah. I don’t really care.

Kman34 07-25-2020 09:30 PM

This whale live near you???

Rain Man 07-25-2020 09:30 PM

I wonder how this impacted scrimshaw prices.

Johnny Vegas 07-25-2020 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 (Post 15085393)

Too fat/ Omaha

Fish 07-25-2020 09:58 PM

Get the dynamite!

<iframe width="699" height="393" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ax7kENH-A7s" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Hammock Parties 07-25-2020 10:00 PM

and yet brooke pryor lives...

Chief Pagan 07-25-2020 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 15085458)
I like whales. Big fan

You work at a casino?

Rain Man 07-25-2020 10:13 PM

Imagine that you're minding your own business in your house when you hear a big thud and squealing tires. You open your front door to see a large pickup and trailer fleeing off into the distance, and they've dumped a giant dead whale in your yard. How do you handle that? Do you have to cut a chunk off of it every day and put it in the trash for pickup? Do you tunnel a room into it and turn it into a macabre and smelly man cave?

Jewish Rabbi 07-25-2020 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15085538)
Imagine that you're minding your own business in your house when you hear a big thud and squealing tires. You open your front door to see a large pickup and trailer fleeing off into the distance, and they've dumped a giant dead whale in your yard. How do you handle that? Do you have to cut a chunk off of it every day and put it in the trash for pickup? Do you tunnel a room into it and turn it into a macabre and smelly man cave?

I buy a ton of ermines to dispose of it both naturally and ethically.

Demonpenz 07-25-2020 10:19 PM

Whale Whale Whale looks like we got an old post

Rain Man 07-25-2020 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 15085545)
I buy a ton of ermines to dispose of it both naturally and ethically.

That would be a sight to behold. I bet you could set up a bunch of lawn chairs in the yard and sell tickets.

Perineum Ripper 07-25-2020 10:29 PM

****ing COVID was killing whales years before humans.

Bugeater 07-25-2020 10:38 PM

ID2020!!!

Titty Meat 07-25-2020 10:41 PM

Jewish Rabbi tried to **** it

JohnnyHammersticks 07-25-2020 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15085519)
and yet brooke pryor lives...

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2020...26570e1aa0.jpg

Mahomes_Is_God 07-26-2020 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 15085398)
Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

I hope he DIES

bringbackmarty 07-26-2020 12:36 AM

Could be related, maybe the dead whale has decent flipper extension still, maybe a good push up the middle and not easily turned. Still I don't see this dead whale getting on front of many tosses or screens.
https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=332617

SuperBowl4 07-26-2020 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 15085468)
Nobody cared in 2016

Nobody cares now

It wasn't just any whale. It was a BLUE WHALE! BLUE WHALES are the largest animals in existence. :thumb: They will probably test it to see if it had COVID-19. Watch for my Mario Andretti wins the Indianapolis 500 thread coming soon!

SuperBowl4 07-26-2020 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God (Post 15085630)
I hope he DIES

I had a good friend who said before he died: "nobody gets out of this alive". Your wish will come true. Be patient.

Zebedee DuBois 07-26-2020 09:49 AM

It's the headline/thread title that bothers me. The words 'massive' and 'dead' seem completely unnecessary. When one hears the word 'whale' they are already thinking massive. Live things do not wash up, they might beach themselves but they don't wash up.

BWillie 07-26-2020 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Pagan (Post 15085531)
You work at a casino?

No but I do plenty of flensing online.

Titty Meat 07-26-2020 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 15085613)

I'd eat her out

Tribal Warfare 07-26-2020 11:03 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">VIDEO: Giant dead whale washes up on Indonesian beach<br><br>A giant 23 metre (75 foot) whale washes up in Indonesia - it is unclear how it died <a href="https://t.co/XQrmkuJYMR">pic.twitter.com/XQrmkuJYMR</a></p>&mdash; AFP news agency (@AFP) <a href="https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1286108249821831173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 23, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Simply Red 07-26-2020 11:07 AM

That girl lived close to you.

dlphg9 07-26-2020 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 15085936)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">VIDEO: Giant dead whale washes up on Indonesian beach<br><br>A giant 23 metre (75 foot) whale washes up in Indonesia - it is unclear how it died <a href="https://t.co/XQrmkuJYMR">pic.twitter.com/XQrmkuJYMR</a></p>&mdash; AFP news agency (@AFP) <a href="https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1286108249821831173?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 23, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Guarantee you that fat **** died from diabetes or heart disease.

Otter 07-26-2020 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 15085398)
Hey Dipshit, this is an article from 2016.

Less than 2 minutes to diagnose and respond.

Dane is Batman.

Titty Meat 07-26-2020 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 15085940)
That girl lived close to you.

How do u know

scho63 07-26-2020 11:16 AM

They found out it had a golf ball lodged in it's blowhole......


https://golfadvisor.brightspotcdn.co...nfeld-golf.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/7c...2a0d4dbd11.jpg

Jewish Rabbi 07-26-2020 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 15085584)
Jewish Rabbi tried to **** it

Tried? How do you think it died lmao

siberian khatru 07-26-2020 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 15085930)
I'd eat her out

Tastes like Bojangles

candyman 07-26-2020 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 15085613)

Good God put that shit in spoiler tags

SuperBowl4 08-11-2020 11:41 PM

BWM - BLUE WHALES MATTER - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...re.article-top

Easy 6 08-12-2020 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 15085613)

Chris Berman in drag

cabletech94 08-12-2020 08:36 AM

I was gonna have Mac and cheese for lunch.

Thanks for ruining my lunch CP.


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