Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 13960045)

I don't know what has ever given you the idea that I am an IT professional. I help here with what I can figure out. For free. For a decade.

Kindly **** off.

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 14208537)

Shut the **** up you stupid son of a bitch

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 14390996)

Porn is a rush for everyone. Congrats, I hope he didn’t nut in your mouth.

Originally Posted by mililo4cpa (Post 14871106)

When I was 15, my dad and stepmother went out of town. As I only had a learners permit to drive at the time, my step-mom's mother would come over and would be the adult in the car so I could drive. The moment I started the car the first time we were going out to drive, she immediately got nervous and started screeching orders (BE CAREFUL, OMG!, SLOW DOWN, MAKE A FULL STOP...etc.). It was very easy to tell that she had an unhealthy fear of driving in the car, and me being a punk kid at the time made the situation worse).

At this time, I lived in farm country, so literally no traffic until you jumped on a small highway to go into town. The speed limit at the time was 60, but this lady was so paranoid, we didn't get above 45 mph...of course she really freaked out by the time we got to our small town and there was actual traffic....

In reflection, that may have been the most dangerous car ride I ever took....going 45 on a highway, getting barked at every turn, etc. was very nerve racking for me, and certainly took away my attention to what was going on around me (kind of like screaming "FIRE" in a crowded room)

My point in all of this: You seem like a good person, and I assume that you are not trolling (you may very well be)....but for me, whenever I see you post, all I hear is my step-mom's mom screeching panic and death in a situation that really calls for calm, clear heads to prevail.

This pandemic is certainly bad, but it's not the end of us all. We all are impacted, but to allow this to be in your head, and only looking at the negative aspects as some sort of doom / gloom situation is foolish. I don't put stock in anyone saving me, or that I'm any more or less susceptible to this thing as anyone else. But I'll be damned if I'm going to stress out of every bit of negative news that comes across, and you shouldn't either. Most of us realize the scope and depth of this thing, and are doing all we can to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and others around us. To constantly screech doom, gloom, and death really makes people not listen to your message. Just my $0.02

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 13954513)

No one is expecting a savior, you dumb fat bitch.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14348683)

If I never heard the name "Crystal Espinal" again, my life would be better for it, as I suspect everyone else's would be too.

I just want the league to make their ruling so we can move on. I can't emphasize enough how much I don't give a shit about Tyreek's personal life. I just want to know when he's going to be on the field. Everything else is basically an internet version of Jerry Springer.

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14573929)

Touching base - no alcohol since the Sunday before creating this thread. However long that is. Just owed you all an update.

Thanks for the support.

Originally Posted by frozenchief (Post 14733109)

I flew from Alaska for this game. I brought my son to initiate him into the sacred rites of Chiefs Kingdom.

Flying from Seattle to KC, flight was cancelled halfway there. So we turned back.
Airline could get me onto a plane on Saturday, 1/18 but not my son. There were no seats flying into KC. On any airline. No seats into St. Louis. None into Wichita.

There were a couple into Omaha, but through Chicago.

I don’t fly through Chicago if I can help it, particularly in the winter. Airport with a bad reputation for delays and lost luggage. But I’ve dropped lots of money for Chiefs ticket and this is a unique event. So I book those tickets.

I fly a lot for work so I usually get bumped up when I fly for Alaska. Now, I fly American. No first class. Red-eye flight on a plane with temperature way too hot. We get to Chicago and flight is miraculously not cancelled despite bad weather the previous 24 hours. Flight from Kalamazoo that was going to be my flight to Omaha is cancelled. But American uses a different plane, one covered in ice. So we de-ice and go to Omaha. I get a car and 48 hours after I start my journey, we are in KC.

I have to say there were many times over the last day where I did not think we were going to make it. I was sorely tempted to try to sell my tickets or rely upon my ticket insurance, but I’ve been a Chiefs fan all my life. KC won Super Bowl IV 3 months after I was born. This is our time. This is our moment. I’m going to be there with my son come hell or high water.

So here we are.

Beat the Titans. Beat them without mercy, without pity, without remorse. Let the NFL hear the sound of Mahomes and tremble.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14740651)

You guys are being way too nice to these Titan scumbags. Here, let me. I'm more than honored to tell them the truth:

You didn't belong in the playoffs in the 1st place. You backed into the playoffs because the Steelers trotted out Duck ****ing Hodges and the Texans rested their starters. We told you you were going to lose by double digits and you didn't listen, and SHOCKINGLY you lost by double digits. Sorry, but you're not in the same class. And NE is a better organization, they'll rebound, and Baltimore beats you 8/10. You didn't belong on that field yesterday.

Within the next hours and days you'll get over whatever it is you're feeling and you'll start to tell yourself shit like, "hey we can build off this season".

No. No you can't. There's nothing here you can build off of. This was a lost opportunity. There's no turning this into a SB next year. You won't even have the same team next year and the odds are high injuries will completely morph the Titans. It's not ****ing happening. You won't even make the playoffs next year.

The Patriots will rebound somehow, the Ravens will likely whoop your ass, the Texans probably will build on their team since they actually have a real QB and you'll be duking it with the Jags at the bottom of your division and here's why:

You're going to re-sign Tannehill to at least 20M+ per year thus settling in at mediocrity for a year or two while he returns to his Miami form, reminding you why he was cut in the 1st place. Because that's how retread QB's go. See Nick Foles for your latest. Trust me as a Chiefs fan i know.

You'll re-sign Henry to a monster contract and he'll never produce again the way he produced this season. Most backs don't age well and big backs especially dont age well. His numbers will only go down and you'll be paying the richest RB in the league for what he USE to be while he's just a shell of himself within a season or two. See Todd Gurley and Ezekial Elliot for your latest. Trust me as a Chiefs fan i know.

And for the next 15 years you'll hate us. You'll learn to despise us. Because you're going to see Arrowhead Stadium hosting the AFCCG at least every other year, and we'll have the franchise QB that shits all over your mediocre franchise, forcing you to exist under our shadow. And every time your team has to play us, or any team has to play us, the media be sucking the Mahomes dick so, so hard. And you'll hate the media for it.

That's your football future. Have fun.

Originally Posted by Chief Northman (Post 14818269)

CP liked to shit on Erving. He was actually a decent player on the IOL, but got exposed when he had to move out to Tackle. I appreciated how he stood up for teammates, played with some nasty, and appeared to love being a Chief. The money just does not make sense at this point.

Thanks Cam, and good luck.

Originally Posted by Chargem (Post 14894617)

If I had to guess, I would say the next one will be:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14104381)

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 14207535)

Go **** yourself.

Originally Posted by UK_Chief (Post 14654666)

Told my wife to expect 4.5 inches tomorrow, she said “you wish”

Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 14427050)

The league should be terrified of us too, bitch

Originally Posted by jwhit (Post 14327501)

One story that comes to mind about Kietzman and his insecure tactics while wielding power at WHB.

You guys remember Magnificent Megan working on my radio show in the morning? She was a Kansas grad with good connections on the Kansas hoops team. WHB qualified for one media credential to cover the tournament. That credential went to Clinkscale. Obviously I got a credential through my job at the KC Star. Because of my long tenure covering the NCAA Tourney, I got the NCAA to issue Megan a credential. Kietzman heard about it and immediately called the NCAA and had them revoke her credential. He only wanted someone from his show working the NCAA Tourney. Kietzman was so insecure. It was really embarrassing. It would drive him crazy when Roy Williams, Kelvin Sampson and Mike Davis would all come on my show. They were all in the Final Four the same year and I had all three of them on my show the same morning.

Anyway, there are a million stories of KK pulling that kind of shit.

All right, I'm gonna bounce. This is the first time I've logged in since 2014. Miss you guys!

Go Chiefs!

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 14894670)

Holy shit, I had no idea some people were in the thousands of ratings with this.... that almost seems broken given the number of times I see it used.

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 14894663)

I’m interested to see where my “**** you, Showtime” post is going to land.

Originally Posted by UK_Chief (Post 14723875)

Basketball hoop in the Titans lockeroom?

Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn (Post 14537841)

Set yourself on fire

Originally Posted by bigjosh (Post 14439799)

“I doth pleasured mineself on your hinequarters. You are but a hag, and swindler of sorts. Thou hast thine nerve to request payment? Thineself and thine mother hath betrothed mine spirit and shall be considered common whores henceforth.”

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14022759)

Unlike your kid, I bet that pit is up to date on all its vaccinations.

Originally Posted by MMXcalibur (Post 14652014)

You could start by not being an asshole.

But no, it's probably someone else's fault.

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14675611)

This our ****ing year you stupid bastards.

When the Titans convert a third down I don't want to see anyone bitching in the game thread.

I want you to think about how Frank Clark is going to face **** Ryan Tannehill on the next snap.

Our ****ing legend began in the summer when the media tried to **** Tyreek Hill.

We didn't go through all this shit just to not win the Super Bowl.

This is going to be the greatest ****ing 30 for 30 of ALL TIME and we're going to have the most badass AMERICA'S GAME special ever, with Mahomes gravely stupid voice talking about his knee popping out and then slinging shit everywhere.

AND I'M GONNA GET 500,000 VIEWS ON THE LORD OF THE RINGS PARODY FROM IT ALL

This has always been our goddamn destiny since we drafted Mahomes and WE'RE GONNA DO THIS ****ING SHIT THIS YEAR!!!!!!

AND **** ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!

****!

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 14814906)

OMG shuuuut the **** up

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14894675)

Given or received? I was able to back into a ranking of who has given the most thumbs, but it annoyingly would require me to download the whole damn post table to look at received.

(I really need to learn SQL...)

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 14772566)

It's quite funny.


Dee lost another SB because he was lined up on the wrong side of the line of scrimmage. ROFL

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 14894711)

There's a menu in the admin page for it where it'll rank users by total rankings, positive, or % positive..... but, I just realized those are for rankings given, which makes much more sense. Two people are at over 10k each, which really didn't seem right for rankings received.

Originally Posted by MMXcalibur (Post 14676868)

If you're afraid of the Tennessee Titans, then you're not Super Bowl worthy anyways.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14894682)

#10-#12 with 31 thumbs up:

This one has lost a bit of its flare for me, but it was pretty funny at the time.



More warm fuzzies.



And WTF is this??? ROFL

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14894718)

I predict the top post will be in the Gracie Hunt thread when (forget the poster) put in the gif of that old guy in the overalls at Arrowhead trying to figure out his digital camera

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 14350238)

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 14894663)

I’m interested to see where my “**** you, Showtime” post is going to land.

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 14771002)

Hey Showtime. Get ****ed you worthless piece of shit.

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19 (Post 14618196)

Can’t believe you took the time to make this thread.

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 14894742)

#2 and #16. I’m one helpful mother****er.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14894719)

Damn. That's a lot of thumbs.

In looking through my own list, it's kind of fascinating to see a handful of guys who regularly give me the thumb but otherwise don't post hardly at all.

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14894765)

I give you the thumb all the time, but apparently you've developed the ability to sleep through it

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14894770)

It's just much more exotic when it's someone you don't know...

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14894744)

Poor Amnorix. Hope he decides to come back some day.

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14895598)

This thread sux. Give me a thumbs up.

Originally Posted by tyecopeland (Post 14895776)

Now I want the least helpful posts thread.

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14895598)

This thread sux. Give me a thumbs up.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 14894616)

At #18-#23, we have a six-way tie with 28 thumbs up. (They do spread out a little more after this.)

Ahh, more warm and fuzzy posts.



I still believe this 100%.



I'll always appreciate that, when we get into real-life issues, this place is pretty supportive.



Still gets me fired up.



It's nice that these kinds of posts finally held up this year.



Thanks for the memories, Cam?

Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 14895945)

I thought the most "helpful" post was telling n00bs they should PM Bob Dole for what ever they needed help with.