Pick you Baby Superpower
 

You are suddenly granted a Baby Superpower.

What is a Baby Superpower???
Well I can tell you what it isn't.
ELEMENTAL CONTROL, TELEPATHY, TELEKINESIS, TIME TRAVEL,SUPER SPEED, INVULNERABILITY, SUPER STRENGTH, TELEPORTATION, FLIGHT, FORCE FIELDS, COVID 19 IMMUNTITY.
ETC..
Those are much to Big.

Examples of Baby Superpowers:

Never having to Bath
Immune From Dropping things
Hair that doesn't grow
Exempt from Spilling
Able to spell any word

I have already decided my Baby Superpower.
Teeth are important. I want clean teeth without brushing.

No memory of reading this thread.

Eat anything, without gaining weight.

Being able to teleport.

The rest would work itself out.

Irresistible to the the most attractive of opposite sex.

Teleportation would easily be the best and most practicals superpower, but since you're being a dick and making me choose something less boss..

I'd say luck. Good luck always.

Baby Superpower Granted.


What?

Hair that doesn't grow would be a time saver.

I'm torn between rapid growth and instilling the instinctive desire of women to pull me to their breasts.

Damn I have to have a baby super power? Can't even have an adult super power?

Rule of thumb.
When in doubt pick breasts

Good point. There may be a hidden downside to rapid growth. There's not any downside to breasts.

The ability to make a large pizza disappear. Wait, I already have that one.

It can be adult in nature but it can't be a regular Superpower.
Example: You look in the mirror and you always look perfect with a 10" slong.
Or just pick a 10" Slong

Pee pee poo poo

I know someone who had a real Baby Superpower. He would take 15 pills in the morning by mouth at one time WITHOUT A DRINK!!

Common Sense

Every time I bust a nut it is the most amazing feeling and sensation, every single time, like the first time x 100 x she still sucking. I could be beating it dry.

Is this your super power you want or did you just pick a random thread to tell us this?

Mind Control. Could make women take their tops off, and make guys kick each other’s asses at will. Then I’m gonna link up with someone who has time travel and we’re gonna go back in time to last years AFCCG, and I’ll use my mind control to make sure Dee Ford doesn’t line up offsides.

I pick the superpower to just know what's in a drawer or cupboard without even opening it.

Against the rules. You picked real Superpowers. Think smaller.

That's a good one

These are not mutually exclusive

Never understood this. The spousal unit rolls her eyes because I don't drink with pills....granted not freaking 15 at a time

Reading through the thread, babies apparently have a lot of skills I never knew about.

Every time I travel in a vehicle I endure little to no-traffic.

The ability to fall down, and not worry about needing Tylenol or bruising.

Granted!


Of course you may lose this baby super power when the epidemic ends.

Here's another good one. No matter how dark it is in a room, you can always find the light switch first time you reach your hand out.

I’m taking that. Boom

Oh there is when your face is being smashed into your grandmother's breast.

Let me be Patrick Mahomes II

So you walk into a room and the light switch is on the other side and the room is full of bear traps. Have fun walking through that.

If you have this baby power when you are born you are going to be freakishly skinny as you age.

I'm going with immunity to all stinging and biting and burrowing insects/parasites.

Anyone not selecting time travel is an idiot.

To me that is an adult superpower.

Making my farts smell like cinnamon buns, could be useful as an adult.

The ability to understand what my wife is saying to me, as she is in another room walking away from me and the TV is on in the room I am in.

I just figure it's not too important. My SO will be leaving as im watching tv and tell me something, then she gets home and asks why I didn't throw something in the washer.

Let's go back in time together to the original post where we will find that TIME TRAVEL ISN'T A BABY SUPERPOWER! :)

My power would be to be able to fall asleep at will, sleep soundly and wake up at the desired time feeling refreshed.

I'm imagining you getting this super power, but then it's always her swearing at you and calling you things like "That stupid mother ****er, I should have married my ex!"

Derp.

I select being able to tell the future. :harumph:

No matter where I’m at, or what I’m doing... lunch is always magically ready, and perfect

My nails are perfectly groomed forever. This includes toe nails as side Baby Super Power bonus.

The ability to bust a gnarly deuce in my diaper and have it cleaned up within minutes magically. I want the full treatment- crevices cleaned, powder applied, tit sucking after.

Shit in my diaper and it then wraps itself on someones face.

Don't babies triple their weight in a year? I think you may be in trouble with your baby superpower.