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Simply Red 03-07-2020 01:12 PM

-- Who's your favorite Gay Cp'er?
 
-- Who's your favorite Gay Cp'er?

seclark 03-07-2020 01:13 PM

Don’t ask don’t tell
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Pasta Little Brioni 03-07-2020 01:15 PM

No Dante option?

Jewish Rabbi 03-07-2020 01:15 PM

Depends how well billay tossed my salad the night before.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2020 01:24 PM

i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying

Shiver Me Timbers 03-07-2020 01:34 PM

Gay as in happy?

Pablo 03-07-2020 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828894)
i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying

Just let billay plug you already. He seems nice and maybe you'd get a nice date out of it.

Bugeater 03-07-2020 01:58 PM

Well...myself obviously.

WhawhaWhat 03-07-2020 02:00 PM

Prison Bitch.

Dante84 03-07-2020 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 14828876)
No Dante option?

Ah, PGM, putting me in in his mouth again. Tale as old as time.

Pitt Gorilla 03-07-2020 02:01 PM

One planet member, literally, has gay days that he documents.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2020 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 14828951)
One planet member, literally, has gay days that he documents.

gay can mean happy

Kman34 03-07-2020 02:07 PM

I don’t have a favorite one who bites the pillows... Maybe if CP had a glory hole?

smithandrew051 03-07-2020 02:13 PM

I thought everyone here was gay?

Ubeja Vontell 03-07-2020 02:22 PM

I wonder what % of Missouri is gay, hmmmm?

lewdog 03-07-2020 02:22 PM

They aren’t gay, they just have the Coronavirus.

Ubeja Vontell 03-07-2020 02:25 PM

The 10 Gayest Places In Missouri For 2020

Pacific (Photos)
Lake St. Louis (Photos)
Riverside (Photos)
Aurora (Photos)
Wright City (Photos)
Shrewsbury
Carthage (Photos)
Ladue (Photos)
Parkville (Photos)
Maryville (Photos)

Pablo 03-07-2020 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14828972)
I wonder what % of Missouri is gay, hmmmm?

Just look for the Cardinals hat.

dlphg9 03-07-2020 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828955)
gay can mean happy

You haven't done a Gayday in a long mother****ing time. You need to change that.

Gayday with Clay and Billay

Pitt Gorilla 03-07-2020 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828955)
gay can mean happy

I assumed the OP meant happy.

TLO 03-07-2020 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 14828947)
Ah, PGM, putting me in in his mouth again. Tale as old as time.

That's not the only part of you he wants to put in his mouth!

Hey-oh!

Jewish Rabbi 03-07-2020 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14828994)
That's not the only part of you he wants to put in his mouth!

Hey-oh!

That was the joke.

Titty Meat 03-07-2020 03:02 PM

Lewdog

burt 03-07-2020 03:11 PM

What...no burt option?

threebag 03-07-2020 04:29 PM

If burt’s anus was on fire I’d hose it down

lewdog 03-07-2020 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 14829014)
Lewdog

You wish.

threebag 03-07-2020 04:42 PM

I thought Lew was asexual.

Rain Man 03-07-2020 04:49 PM

I love all of you equally.

Jerok 03-07-2020 04:52 PM

OP is my favorite gay cper. And DPer.

Coochie liquor 03-07-2020 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 14828981)
You haven't done a Gayday in a long mother****ing time. You need to change that.

Gayday with Clay and Billay

Please no, sounds so wrong already.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2020 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 14829115)
Please no, sounds so wrong already.

my gay day threads are probably my best work

never seen anything so popular

eDave 03-07-2020 04:56 PM

You!

Easy 6 03-07-2020 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14828979)
Just look for the Cardinals hat.

ROFL rep!

Easy 6 03-07-2020 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 14829097)
If burt’s anus was on fire I’d hose it down

Ewww...

Deberg_1990 03-07-2020 05:13 PM

Clay is my fave Gay CPer

RealSNR 03-07-2020 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828894)
i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying


You’re Frasier Crane gay. That’s not the same thing.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2020 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14829164)
You’re Frasier Crane gay. That’s not the same thing.

It's true. My love orchestral scores could never be surpassed by any man.

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Coochie liquor 03-07-2020 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14829116)
my gay day threads are probably my best work

never seen anything so popular

I have always enjoyed them. Not gonna lie I disliked you when I first got on here, but the Gay Days with Clay were one of the first things that started to turn me into a fan of you and your work. BUT...... a gay day with Clay and Billay just sounds wrong lmao. Billay is good peeps too, don’t wanna have any sword fighting scenarios though.

scho63 03-07-2020 06:21 PM

Those out of the closet or those still in? :p

big nasty kcnut 03-07-2020 09:32 PM

Ultra?

Dante84 03-07-2020 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14829164)
You’re Frasier Crane gay. That’s not the same thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14829176)
It's true. My love orchestral scores could never be surpassed by any man.

<iframe width="640" height="363" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lSK1UeD9nvE" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This pleases me.

Rasputin 03-07-2020 10:17 PM

No Clay? Poll fail but SR is nice so he is forgiven

Reerun_KC 03-07-2020 10:22 PM

Buehler_445

He likes barn yard animals and men dressed as chickens.

JD10367 03-08-2020 12:41 AM

“The next one.” —- Tom Brady

BigRedChief 03-08-2020 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14828977)
The 10 Gayest Places In Missouri For 2020

Pacific (Photos)
Lake St. Louis (Photos)
Riverside (Photos)
Aurora (Photos)
Wright City (Photos)
Shrewsbury
Carthage (Photos)
Ladue (Photos)
Parkville (Photos)
Maryville (Photos)

Aurora? WTF? I lived in that backwater redneck shithole of a city for a year. No way they have gays out in the open. Those rednecks wouldn't tolerate that for a second.

Spott 03-08-2020 09:38 AM

45 posts in and no one has said “your mom”. This place is slipping.

JohnnyHammersticks 03-08-2020 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 14829872)
45 posts in and no one has said “your mom”. This place is slipping.

'Bring this gay POS in for a look' says hey.

KurtCobain 03-08-2020 10:17 AM

"I think being gay is a blessing, and it's something I am thankful for every single day."

gblowfish 03-08-2020 10:58 AM

We're all Mahomos, right??

BWillie 03-08-2020 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14829164)
You’re Frasier Crane gay. That’s not the same thing.

rofl rofl

great line.

rabblerouser 03-08-2020 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828894)
i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying

Clay dawg, I don't know what your criteria of gayness is, but in my world, it's when you have sex with a person of the same sex.

Buttsects.
Reacharounds.
Glory holes.
Hummers.

Et al.

JohnnyV13 03-08-2020 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828894)
i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying

Don't worry Clayton. I was going to give you a write in vote before you volunteered.

JohnnyV13 03-08-2020 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14828873)
-- Who's your favorite Gay Cp'er?

I think St.Louis Cardinals fans are great. I don't hold their choice of baseball team against them. Really, I don't.

Raiderhater 03-08-2020 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828894)
i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying

Yeah, I don't know how MeatPeaker gets left off of this pole.

Titty Meat 03-08-2020 01:58 PM

Is that a mini fridge in your pants or u just happy to see me Simply Red?

Tribal Warfare 03-08-2020 02:17 PM

I thought this was an Ultra Peanut/Psychosis thread

Hammock Parties 03-08-2020 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 14830033)
Clay dawg, I don't know what your criteria of gayness is, but in my world, it's when you have sex with a person of the same sex.

Buttsects.
Reacharounds.
Glory holes.
Hummers.

Et al.

No. Being gay is defined as being attracted to men.

I can think of several men I'm very attracted to.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-08-2020 05:06 PM

Cock, pooper or scissors

rico 03-08-2020 05:50 PM

No Baby Lee option?! Well... I doubt he is anyone’s favorite gay poster...

DenverChief 03-08-2020 06:54 PM

I’m actually surprised I don’t have a larger pole....er lead in the poll. LMAO

eDave 03-08-2020 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 14830466)
I’m actually surprised I don’t have a larger pole....er lead in the poll. LMAO

Do you think Billay could even get laid in the gay community or would he be considered gross in there too?

2112 03-08-2020 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 14830129)
I thought this was an Ultra Peanut/Psychosis thread

Me too. Didn’t Buck receive unprotected anal penetration one night and then came on here and posted about it? That he was drunk?

Bowser 03-08-2020 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112 (Post 14830474)
Me too. Didn’t Buck receive unprotected anal penetration one night and then came on here and posted about it? That he was drunk?

Did that happen? I remember him talking about ending up at a gay bar unknowingly and ending up having a great time. Not saying it DIDN'T happen, though. Lol

And I think it was Jim Jones that got a blowie from a tranny one night, IIRC.

2112 03-08-2020 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 14830484)
Did that happen? I remember him talking about ending up at a gay bar unknowingly and ending up having a great time. Not saying it DIDN'T happen, though. Lol

And I think it was Jim Jones that got a blowie from a tranny one night, IIRC.

Was it going into a gay bar? That doesn’t sound that shocking. I think that thread is in the hall of classics. Let me take a look. You wait here.

Bo James 03-08-2020 07:20 PM

Anyone using the word noob.

2112 03-08-2020 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 14830484)
Did that happen? I remember him talking about ending up at a gay bar unknowingly and ending up having a great time. Not saying it DIDN'T happen, though. Lol

And I think it was Jim Jones that got a blowie from a tranny one night, IIRC.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=195645

You’re right! But I don’t believe him lol

Demonpenz 03-08-2020 08:27 PM

at a cp get together someone was moaning while whiping their ass.

Bowser 03-08-2020 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 14830619)
at a cp get together someone was moaning while whiping their ass.

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scho63 03-09-2020 04:03 AM

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luv 03-09-2020 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 14830619)
at a cp get together someone was moaning while whiping their ass.

Is it still gay if it was a female? Asking for a friend.

Titty Meat 03-09-2020 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 14830619)
at a cp get together someone was moaning while whiping their ass.

There we alot of complaints of Phil leaving pubic hairs on the toilet seat too

burt 03-09-2020 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14830137)
No. Being gay is defined as being attracted to men.

I can think of several men I'm very attracted to.

{blush} Thanks bae.

burt 03-09-2020 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo James (Post 14830496)
Anyone using the word noob.

Shut up n00b......

Rasputin 03-09-2020 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo James (Post 14830496)
Anyone using the word noob.

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Tribal Warfare 03-09-2020 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo James (Post 14830496)
Anyone using the word noob.

n00bs

DenverChief 03-09-2020 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14830470)
Do you think Billay could even get laid in the gay community or would he be considered gross in there too?

:shrug: I have never seen a pic of him.

eDave 03-09-2020 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 14832070)
:shrug: I have never seen a pic of him.

Don't. Might make you go straight.

Raiderhater 03-09-2020 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14832076)
Don't. Might make you go straight.

LMAO

St. Patty's Fire 03-09-2020 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14828894)
i didn't get a poll option?

iron my own shirts
have been to a gay bar
went to a different bar with a gay guy who hit on me all night
have never been married
haven't had sex with a woman in almost a year
love taylor swift's music
go to the symphony alone occasionally

if i'm not gay it's not because i'm not trying

That just makes you metrosexual and slightly suspect

Hammock Parties 03-09-2020 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire (Post 14832095)
That just makes you metrosexual and slightly suspect

I SHOULD AT LEAST BE ON THE POLL


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