Happy Joinsiversary Clay!
 

Today is Clay's 17th year anniversary of joining CP. Clay is the most productive poster in CP history! In those 17 years Clay has averaged 34.42 posts per day, so if you take out 8 hrs for sleep that leaves him with 16 hours to post. That's over 2 posts per waking hour every day for the last 17 years. Since there has been 4 leap years in the amount of time Clay has been here that means he has had 99,344 hours in which he was available to post and in those hours he has managed to post 213,106 times! Hes a CP HoFer.

Everyone give clay a round of applause and wish him a happy join day. It's time for you 17 spankings!

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A CP legend

So in the words of Captain Jack Sparrow ..."he really needs to find himself a girl, mate" ROFL :P

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j/k....gochiefs is solid!

Claynus the Heinous Anus: convincing people to not procreate through a message board for 17 years.</br></br>A CP treasure!

WHAT ABOUT ME!!! DID CLAY MAKE BACON!!!!! **** NO!!!

ANYWAY, THE ALEX SMITH YEARS WERE UNBEARABLE!!!!!!

Get a life....ROFL... congrats dickhead..

I feel like I've watched you grow up here at CP. Your early days were pretty rough, but you stuck it out...and look at you now! Happy 17th.

This is a great thread. Good thing your privileges have been restored. I have sorely missed your threads.






ROFL

I'm glad I was incarcerated for those.

Great, now flush the ****ing turd.

These stats are even more impressive when you consider all the bannings in the early years.

they're actually less impressive

a mod did me a kindness and rolled all the banned accounts into this one

Was more referring to the missed time, although with all the accounts maybe you didn't miss that much.

Me too! :D

Lol look at Ubejas stats. Hes at damn near 45 posts a day. I know there's an equation to figure it out but I do not know it, but how long would it take Ubeja to catch Clay at there current posts per day?

I'm guessing longer than what's left of Ubeja's natural life.

Clay is one emotional and bi-polar mother****er.

But I can honestly say there's no one I'd rather walk into Arrowhead with.

Now that alex is gone, he's one of my favorite people on here. I hated him when I first joined though. He adds a lot of character to this place.

For all the frustration he can bring, and as much as I can disagree with his takes, there are certain people that are the lifeblood of this site. For better or worse, it wouldn't be CP without him. Who the hell wants a site full of people that think and say all the same things you do anyway.

I put Ubeja on ignore. Life on the Planet is much better now

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Happy Joinday dude, you're awesome...

Let's take a look.

As of the time I started looking at this, Ubeja had 3,703 posts and Clay had 213,132.

If Ubeja continues to post at 44.67 post per day and Clay continues his exact average of 34.32...

Ubeja would overtake him in 20,236 days on April 10, 2075. At the end of that day, Clay's post total would be 907,597 and Obeja's would be 907,600.

Pwnded before his 1,000,000th post.

(This assumes they would both live another 55+ years. Which might be long enough for them both to see the Chiefs win another Super Bowl.)

No he wouldn't, because he will undoubtedly be dead.

The question is will I live to be 94 and based on family history, absolutely.

This thread is worse than Gay Day with Clay!

Congrats Clay!

Good job hanging in there, MithrandirDraven

Clay has a chance, but Ubeja would most certainly be ded