The Bufkin C-Span prank call
 

Annnnnnd done.

Your the noob of the year! Figure it out damn.

I vote for the first on air suicide.

So we have 1 vote for on-air suicide.

Find the local-est of local issues to talk about and just start droning.

Something about stoplights, or trash service.

The more detail the better.

Tell about how you left a lamp out because you got a new one at 'The Ikea' and you just don't have room for one no more, and the trash collectors STILL haven't picked it up. And it looks stupid, because the lamp sitting by the dumpster looks like someone is sitting out there reading the newspaper, and of course no one sits out by the dumpster and reads the newspaper when they have a perfectly good recliner and a brand new lamp inside where it's warm and dry.

It's been cold 'round here lately, rainy too. Don't know why it's raining so much so early in the year. Playin' heck with getting your irises planted. Anyway, could you get someone to pick up that dad blamed lamp so our block doesn't look like a hipster hangout, because the hipsters are moving in already and it's a whole thing.


You get the idea.

Rush Limbaugh impersonation.

Gunshot to the head while proclaiming free Daru!

Might as well go for your avatar song.

Ask them if they would like some sausages~

Just be yourself.

Attention Whore of the Year Award along with n00b of the Year. Impressive!

Make it two votes plz.

Hopefully you can scream Chiefs Planet (not Falcons Planet) near the end of the call. This is gonna be funny!!

Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

"Baba booey"

Simple.....


Ask the host of the show (and audience) if they eat ass.

Three

Declare you are leaving CP forever and then never post here again.

You need to make at least one recognizable shout out to chiefs planet. Maybe an obvious anti freeze reference or something?

Winner!!!

Ball powder.

If you work in the word "cosmo" I will give you 35% of my casino cash AND a rep. A positive rep.

Talk about a politician nobody likes and end the call with hoping they drink some anti-freeze or fall out of an AIDS tree.

Rant about the effect tailgate and backyard grilling has on the environment.

What is the typical forum for C-Span call-ins? Is there a host covering a topic? No moderation or delays? What is it about their format that makes prank calls more doable?

heh, that is a very bad idea. They would probably know your number and may feel compelled to call the police in your area, and then legal shit could ensue.

So you are saying saccopoo works there?

There's a ton of them on YouTube to give you an idea. The delay they have is 4 seconds I believe and is relatively easy to surpass as long as you're subtle. I've successfully prank called them twice.

But he won't be around to care. I suppose somebody might find this thread though. Then they'd hunt us all down and label us as cyber bullies. I don't need that.

His vote was me literally killing myself though. Legal action would be useless if I was dead.

You've got mail

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Must say the words, 'Burning', 'AIDS' and 'Tree', At some point in that order.

Call in about a current political event but work in random terms found I. Urban dictionary. Hit Carl, Cleveland steamer. Antifreeze.

Your name needs to be something good too, like Dan Mitcarl.

Obscure TV reference!

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

We get it, you're a dunce.

Sylvester Shagnasty

So if my understanding is correct, this will be on TV right?

If it is, I can have it on youtube 2 minutes after it airs.

Hope the CSpan call screeners aren't on CP. Best of luck.

Wow. Listened to a few of them. N-bombs, F-bombs, gratuitous sex stuff. Not sure why they bother with paying for the technology of a 4-second delay.

tell them how the regency in OZ is a better from of government, and ruby slipper are the most viable form of transportation


Of speak of your efforts to probe those Gawd Dammed aliens first

I'll vote for crazy paranoid guy talking about the Illuminati and the New World Order. Maybe even space aliens. Oh, and work in Chiefsplanet somehow.

Really, you could make a very boring, non-controversial point, but somehow work in Chiefsplanet.com a few times and have this whole forum cheering wildly.

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.

Mr. Subliminal.

ROFL

Your name is Bob and you are Black. You have issues because your Uncle touched you in the naughty zone.

This has potential.

Instead of screaming "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON", though, work it in subliminally. Make it like the "meow" game. Work it in once, then continue on with the story for another sentence, then say it again. Calm. See how many times you can say it before they pick up on it and disconnect you.

Yessss.

If you mention Dave Lane Astrophotography you get all my casino cash and double your bonus items.

Boom goes the dynamite.

First tell them good morning then tell them that everything is wrong and true problem is with the ifh that group is controlling the minds while cupping the balls and stroking the shaft!

I would tell them the founding fathers of this nation actually built everything out of Lincoln Logs and then retired peacefully to the planet Kolab. However You should PM Bob Dole to get his take on it before proceeding further.

Winner!! ROFLROFL

yep, its on delay, if you scream anything it probably won't get on air

Soooo....... NOTY???

fyp.

IN.

I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of butt****.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.

Set a goddamn alarm.

SO then.. never?

I knew I shoulda came up with some preposterous thing I would do if I got the vote. Missed opportunity!!

I was gonna prank C-Span, but then I got high.

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Why announce that you're doing it then? You lazy piece of crap.
I should ban you for a false thread.

And this clown won NOTY based on this...

That's right, n00b.

Set the tone and take no shit. It's the CP way.

Try not to call when this guy is on the air:

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Throw this in the things that wont happen burn pit. It will fit right in with I'll eat a bug.

Sometimes a great notion is only a fart. But best to check the drawers anyway.

So basically what you are saying is that you are a nutless blowhard.

What are you a ****ing teenager. 5 in the morning isn't some ungodly hour to wake up. Get up at a decent time like an adult and do what you said you would do you lazy piece of shit.

NOTY my ass.

Remember my offer
"cosmo" = $

I'm doing it this week. If it's not done by then, you can IP ban me. Deal?

How about we IP ban you until it's done?

That works as well.

Bufkin: please let me know beforehand when you are calling in

Any day this week Clay. You pick. I was actually hoping to have somebody else tune in that way I'll have a backup if my recording messes up.

Let's do it Monday at noon. I'm assuming there is very little tape delay.

Unfortunately, the call in program (I think it's called Washington Journal) is only on in the morning. You can check their TV schedule on their website and get back to me. Tomorrow at 6AM or 7AM is the next call in show. I can do that.

I have:

6:00 AM CDT Washington Journal - Live call in program with officials

Works for me.

Awesome. Can you also record for insurance purposes?