Getting my first Colonoscopy tomorrow.
The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.
I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious. Scared they are going to find something bad. |
Nothing to be worried about. You won't remember a thing.
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You doing the Miralax sprints tonight?
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I remember my first colonoscopy. Same worries. Came out with nothing other than a welled lubed booty hole.
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Good luck, I hope it's nothing serious.
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I have had fissures in my anus before. Probably where the blood is coming from. At least I hope. That was kind of painfull when they sewed them up. Probably will have to go through that again.
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You will probably feel 100% better tomorrow. |
Guessing by your join date and who we’ve run out at QB within that timeframe, you’re going to be just fine with the procedure and might not need the lube unless you’ve tightened way back up since Mahomes.
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I think I wipe too hard.
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Tight
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No one but peasants should be wiping that much. |
I have done it 2x. Just a regular check up though. They found some polyps, as they always will, tested negative.
Your case is a little different. My state of mind when they found something was that it was caught early. If I had anything. This is your situation as well. Best catch it early, then deal with it. Most issues are quite treatable. It is better addressed now then later. |
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Ask for the big one.
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It is the only place I have a tatoo.
I have pics. Had to do a nasal covid test before the last one. Got stuff shoved up me both ends that week. |
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Belize don't post any photos. We Belize you.
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You're a more trusting person than I am. I absolutely will NOT go to the VA unless there's no other alternative.
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Don't be embarrassed if you cum. Pretty much every does and the medical team is used to it!
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Good luck man hoping for the best
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Slip a note between your cheeks.
“We have been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty” |
I'm in my 30s, yet I got a colonoscopy because I had blood in my stool. It was just hemmroids and likely caused by me being a leatherass and playing so much online poker.
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If you need a warmup, just call a Houston masseuse and request the “Deshaun Watson”.
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Nothing better than a propofol nap.
And a cheeseburger never tastes better than the first one you have after a colonoscopy |
You’re so butthurt from the thread the other day you need a colonoscopy?
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I did the mail-in Cologuard test.
Easy peasy Japanesey. |
Drop the soap and spread your cheeks.
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I'm getting a colonoscopy in the next month or two myself. Let's be colonoscopy buddies!
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This one took me a second. |
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The prep is far worse than the procedure.
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This isn't your first if you are a Chiefs fan. Chiefs have gave us plenty over the years.
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You should be concerned when he’s behind you and you feel both his hands on your shoulders.
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It was awesome! Also bought the wife some cookie dough Ice cream sandwiches at her request. |
I'm in for a long night and don't think I can sleep.
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You'll wake up tomorrow 10 pounds lighter...it's a ruse, but you'll feel really good about it for awhile.
Mine was a couple years ago. My wife took video of me after I "woke up". Woooow...I was fuuuuucked up... They found and removed some polyps, nothing to worry about. You'll be fine. Happy shitting tonight! |
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2nd time I was knocked out and could not have driven safely without a doubt. 3rd time I farted after I woke up and didn't realize I shit the bed until I got up. I pretty much ran out of that one. |
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Don't know what gave that old bag the idea I was that old but damn. |
Took my first poop. A little bit of runny in it.
I believe the shit storm is about to start. |
Who wants a play by play ?
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You'd think it would be memorable, but don't know if I've had two or three of those things.
Anyway good you're getting it done, not that hard and not something you should skip. |
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They now have care in the community that your primary doctor approves easily. I am going to St James hospital in Butte for this and they first mentioned going to Helena. They approve doing it locally very easily now. The president I will not name Made this happen. The VA is definately better. |
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Brother no worries at all. When you come out of the anesthesia you will be hungry and fell like a million bucks - you will be fine - prayers! :thumb:
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How's your toilet bowl visibility about now? Put a baseball card in the bottom of the bowl. If you can read the stats on the back, you're ready.
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I'm kinda glad I experienced the nastiness of the gallon jug prep the first time around so that I could appreciate how much of a breeze that "super prep"stuff is. |
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My wife got one. She was goofy when she woke up. Made some raunchy comments and had no idea about 30 mins later lol
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