Just Took Head In The Car From 50 Year Old
Sitting in the bar on 92 and Shea, watching the game. Unknown Cougar being frisky, says let's step out at half time. Gobbles like a pro. Best part? She gets in her car and leaves after. Can watch the second half piece aside from the boys running shit...
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She had mouth sores
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LMAO, worthy of a thread for sure. Cougar head in a parking lot during halftime. CP dream stuff.
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Knowmos mom?
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ROFL The ****...
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His name was Russell.....
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Gross, dude. You are a despicable human being.
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How do you know she was Ebola free?
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She had a penis.
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Took head? I'm...I'm not sure I've ever heard that phrase.
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dick to mouth resuscitation stops the length of conversations
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Wendy's giving Wendy's again
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Just a day in the life.
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/creepy rob lowe. |
Can you catch Ebola through the peehole?
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Did she swallow..I once stickied up my power my windows by a wayward wad
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STDs. Way to ggo stud.
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"Nobody has ever said 'Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police'"! -George Carlin |
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this :doh!: |
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Don't be so hard on him. |
Stop sucking my dick unless you can provide documentation that you're ebola free!
Said no one ever. |
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Weird as shit. |
Xztop take notes....
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That poor girl is going to hurt someone someday and it could have been avoided. "baby baby i love that you love it, but be nice to him." |
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So 53 seconds in heaven with a chick who probably does this a few times a week, x 52 weeks, x 25 years makes you probably about the 2600 guy who's gotten that BJ.
WORTH IT! |
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Well, whatever you're into I guess.
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But as long as no peen was involved, thats some Penthouse Letters material.
You go you. |
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And now we have a Reerun vs Pestilence back and forth! Kinda came out of nowhere but...CHIEFSPLANET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TELL ME YOU AREN'T ENTERTAINED!
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I just got a BJ too!
High five! |
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Maybe next time. Need some zzzzzz's. |
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High five! (might wanna slap the right hand though...I'm a lefty. Unless you like the feeling of high fiving a freshly Jergens-moisturized left hand) |
When you were finished did she put her dentures back in and have you drive her back to the nursing home?
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Guys giving me shit about continuing on my phone with this thread. You guys are all assholes. But here comes another marg...
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We'll look back at this thread in 50 years, remembering where it all started, the pensioner penthouse letters.
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It aint that hard to get a BJ on 92nd and Shae. I don't even hang out up there anymore. Those chicks will blow anybody. Doesn't make me feel special anymore.
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EXCEPT OF COURSE FOR EVERY MALE IN THE FITNESS THREAD. |
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I for one congratulate you on your accomplishment. I'm going off memory here, but it seems very difficult to find a woman at random who will do this.
You're sure it was a woman, right? |
Sorry. Gotta agree with Edave here. Even that dude who started a thread about not being able to get laid could get laid at 92 and Shea.
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Have i ever told the story of the Porto potty sex outside arrowhead during the 2000 chiefs-rams game?
I really don't want to actually |
Say bruh did you lick her ass?
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