Star Wars: Episode IX
Welp, time to start the thread because LANDO IS BACK.
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Cool. Let's see how they transform him into an unhappy shell of his former self like they did with the other Original Trilogy characters.
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Christ, Billy D Williams is like 81 I think.
I'll give him this... black don't crack. He doesn't look nearly as old as the rest of the old cast. |
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It's all about the attitude. That's why Ford could pull off Han Solo at 70. Billy Dee has even more charisma. |
Do NOT **** this up, JJ.
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I find it hilarious that Kylo made it a point to urge Rey to "let it go" all while these ****ing execs won't bother to take the advice. Stop trying to shoehorn all of these old ass characters into the new trilogy. It's been like 50 ****ing years. Let it goooooo.
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Is Rain Johnson involved?
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Damage control.
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Would have been better to have met him at the casino the last movie. At least that enite plot line would have had some payoff.
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Great... one more iconic figure they can **** up. Yee haw!
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Oh great, maybe they can cast him as some kind of social justice leader fighting against the evil authority.
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He'll come back, win the Falcon in a game of dice, then crash it killing himself and Chewie.
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Williams looks about 20 years younger than Ford does. I seriously had no idea he was so ****ing old. |
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You guys have to understand that denigrating the classic characters wasn't an accident. There's a reason they did it, and a reason they won't do it to Williams. |
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Kathleen doesn't care what color you are, Mr. Man. |
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It's going to bomb by cinematic blockbuster standards. |
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They're not going to bring him back as a force ghost?
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Well, at least it has shitty expectations.
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seems unlikely he's going to be in the movie on that fact alone |
Unless he's projecting as a younger Luke as a force ghost....
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No, dipshit, he didn't like it at first and then he changed his mind once he actually saw the film.
Luke isn't done with Star Wars, it's done with HIM, because HE'S DEAD. I'm sure he'll do voice work or something in the future. |
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His interview reminded me of when a reporter ask a QB about a shit play call by a coach after the game and his reponse is " We just run the plays called the best we can."
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How many force ghosts are there going to be? How many are there now?
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My gut tells me Lando is going to show up in this film to die. Everybody but Chewie has died, so why not? Oh, Chewie will also die. And R2/C3PO will finally find their ends in a trash compactor. Just to really yank on those "feels."
And Lando is in this so they retcon some story or mystery about him from which a spinoff film will be made so it can star Donald Glover, which, **** it, I'm fine with that. We should have had that instead of Solo. |
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He's going to show up as The Joker in the next Star Wars movie. |
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But he'll be a trans droid that Lando falls in love with and they'll adopt Chewie. |
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Better story than The Last Jedi. |
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Everything about how Luke died in TLJ and what I have seen/read about force ghosts says that Luke can return as one. I know that a lot of shit isn't canon now but: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_ghost |
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I thought Mark Hamill wasn't going to be in episode IX
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What about the theory floating around that Rey is really the daughter of Han Solo and Qi'ra and is a half-sister to Kylo Ren? Anyone think that's a possibility in this movie?
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Mark's beard is back and he flew out to Europe.
Totally-not-in-this-movie. |
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P.S. I hate Rian Johnson and hope they fire him from ever getting near another Star Wars film. Even as an audience member.
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I will admit to some curiosity in how you rebound from what Round head Rian did in TLJ. Just from the perspective of burning established cannon to the ground and having to take over from that. How do you pull that off?... |
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Have Luke return and “fade in” Have Snoke jump into a new clone body and proclaim himself Palpatine’s clone Have Rey be the leader of the Force kids or Luke be her father Have the resistance from the outer rim finally show up Etc., etc., etc. Whatever they do will be a lame band-aid necessitated by Rian Johnson’s terrible movie. |
McDiarmid as Palps without the force lightning scarring would be cool to see, tbqh.
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And I always ask "Ok, HOW would you do it?" If it is pulled off that team deserves every award out there because they start off backed all the way into a corner. It'd be nearly impossible to back-track now... |
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I have no idea where they are going to go with this now, but I am assuming that they will make Ren into a near godlike Sith lord now- like Vader and the Emperor combined. This seems somewhat obvious to me when you consider everything that has been done so far. Vader's saber becomes Ren's weird-ass saber; Deathstar becomes Deathplanet; The Executor becomes The Supremacy. Super Shredder from TMNT2 would fit right into this movie and not seem out of place. Obviously, Rey (of light in the darkness) wins against all odds; probably with the help of every force ghost ever... this includes all the murdered Jedi Younglings. Oh, and count on some kind of furry midget things or an entire Wookie planet. The universe is broken, and they need to go backwards about 3000 years in time to give us some new untouched stories. 15 years or so from now they can redo the prequels. |
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't" - Han Solo
With this quote and the name Millennium Falcon a writer should be able to concoct a story arc that dictates time travel if you want to keep Rey and the connection of the original storyline to jump start the franchise for a course correct. Though as stated before I'd rather have a clean reboot. |
I probably won't be watching this in the theaters if at all.
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I just don't see then making any major changes that would erase #8. I think the Star Wars goose has been cooked.
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What was wrong with the last one? I thought it was entertaining.
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Could just start all over and have it be Rey's dream on the Falcon before she even meets Luke. So we can have a better response than just tossing the light saber over a cliff. |
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