1963chief
 

1963chief... Please post in this thread!

Thanks PBJ PBJ PBJ

I am monitoring the situation.

Don’t be shy!

Has he posted yet? I haven't looked through the entire thread.

No, but a very reliable source has spotted him at Best Buy with a realtor earlier today. It’s happening.

PBJ

Let’s go, while we’re young.

In the interim, let's take a moment to appreciate poster Invincibill

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Yes!!!

Where the **** is 1963chief???

This poster live near you?

Okay now this is epic

I don't know what this is about, but if it's about the money he owes you, you ain't gettin it

WTF is going on here?

I don't know. We can't find him. Last I saw of him, he was in the toy aisle eyeing the Legos.

I am 1963Chiefs!

Insert Spartacus meme please

He will be here..

When

Bumped out of curiosity and respect for the elderly.

I’m not leaving this thread until he posts

:hmmm:

He's playing hard to get

Did I miss it?

How many posts til we sign this piece of shit?

**** it, I’m going home.
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Don't leave yet. He's watching us and waiting for a good opportunity to appear. Act casual.

1963chief should be here soon!

I wonder if “1963” refers to how many women he has ****ed???

Is it time to update that number???

Maybe tomorrow!!

It's not over yet. We still have a chance!

I’m camped out in this thread like it’s the OP Best Buy parking lot and I’m waiting on a Chiefs free agent signing

Man if I already had a year in my handle & I was born in 63 or. well ANY year, I'd change my name to 69chief!!

Especially if it was sixty something, LMFAO.

63 you have 63 minutes or we're ****ing you the **** up!

be planning a good post, sport. Every minute that passes better add to the quality. The people have been waiting for a while now.

Going to run out guys, getting some Espresso to stay awake in case he shows.

63 - I'm about 6 inches and 6+63 = 69! just saying that I don't think it's a coincidence that that is that way and that everyone has crashed. Don't be bashful

I’m 6 ft and 3 inches. Those are two separate measurements.

LMFAO!!!

IMO that's not that good. Because it's too busy being great just like you!!

September is the 9th month and Friday has six letters in it - Pretty sure his birthday was yesterday so you have to put the six first by law (just like checkers!) so that too would equal 69!

**** I'm bored - GN

He’s probably getting his dick wet by 3 smokin hotties tbh

1+9 = 0
0+6 =6
3+6=9
6+9=69

Flip 69 upside down. Your mind (and your load) will be blown

See I knew it

In my opinion I had that feeling I feel like.

Not trying to be rude here but I just want to tell 63 HBD one more time and I'll be crashing after that.

1963chief,

On this day a beautiful�� baby �� was born �� who loved to SUCK����on some BIG����MILKY���� TITTIES����*��✨so let's party��*♀️����with a birthday����BLOW-OUT������BASH✨��with friends ��*♀️����and FUN������and lots of CUMfetti������be sure to wear your SLUTTY����birthday suit ����

Thanks for holding down the night shift! PBJ

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What a character. Imagine having a post created about you begging you to come make a comment, and you just casually ignore it and log off.

Just makes me want to see him post even more.

We will not rest until the deed is done

What a pussy.

TLO's lament.

Frustrated tbh

Your BLT is slowly disappearing

Same for real

I keep checking in to see if he’s just shy or something…
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Sounds like penis envy to me

We'll wait until he notices all of the thumbs-ups that bri-man got.

Man, I'm not even going to be able to enjoy getting drunk tonight!

I mean I guess I probably will actually, but not as much! Definitely slightly less than I should!

Would you rather have a testicular contusion or have 1963chief never post in this thread?

what if the cause of my testicular contusion was my balls slamming so hard on 1963Chief's buns???

...

Would be epic. Travis Kelce did the same with Taylor Swift (allegedly).

Source: DJBILL

Good morning

Good morning!

Just checking to see if 1963chief has stopped by yet.

I'm starting to hate 1963chief

Did you watch the game, 1963chief?

This guy won't show I don't feel like

I see footprints so I know he's been here.

1963chief, tell us what you think about the Townsend punt to the 2, and Andy's decision to punt there instead of trying the long field goal. You know that you want to talk about it, and we do as well.

InvinciBill made a good point.

I’m giving 1963chief until tomorrow to post in this thread. Then, I pull out the big guns.

I absolutely wrecked a few other posters with this strategy. I’ll use it again if need be. I save it for only the most dire situations.

We’ve reached that point.

1963chief, I have heard you have a micropenis.

If you do not post in this thread within twenty-four (24) hours, we will accept that as confirmation that the rumor is true.

You can debunk this rumor by posting anything in this thread.

Clock starts now.

OK now this is epic.

Obviously I hope these rumors are debunked. But part of me hopes 1963chief doesn't post -- it'd be nice for chiefaroo to have micropeen buddy to confide in.

1963Chiefs, most people here that have posted threads haven’t gotten near the replies that this thread has.
At least you can show up and say that:
Your grandmother died
You’ve had the shits, and can’t find a kohl’s
You think we’re all a bunch of ****in jerkoffs

And I’m sure we can just let it die.
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Oh, what a night
Late December, back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night

1963chief, do you think that the University of North Dakota should change their mascot to the Ermines?

As background, they used to be the Fighting Sioux. Then someone got huffy about Native American stuff, so they hired a consulting firm that recommended the stupidest name ever, the Fighting Hawks.

Ermines would be an awesome name. Ermines are native to eastern North Dakota where the university is located, they're fearsome animals that often take on larger creatures, and they're mostly white, all of which describe North Dakota. The Ermines name would also match up well with other school mascots in the region such as Michigan (Wolverines), Wisconsin (Badgers), and Minnesota (Gophers).

What do you think? A stupid name like Fighting Hawks or an awesome name like Ermines?

That’ll get him!
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Bigger disappointment to the Chiefs franchise? 1963chief or Scott Pioli?

This has to be true it's on the internet they can't put anything on the internet that's not true

Where is this mother ****ing piece of SHIT???

Can’t pee with other people in the restroom. Probably can’t post with other people in the thread too.

Twenty-four (24) hours have passed.

The rumor (micro penis) has been confirmed.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.