Was your friend a CNA? Because all my CNA friends get violated in nursing homes.

Dirty old men are dirty.

No offense Vail. XOXO

That's probably not even the first the she has done that this week.
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Knock old lady head all you want. It's your loss.

Experience+removable teeth=a happy ending quickly

From what I've heard nursing homes can be worse than prisons.

I'm assuming the bj granny video was Sue Johannsen. she is hilarious we used to watch her at the end of a drunken evening. Her shows on sex toys were a little too much though. Back to work for me.

Yes, actually. I hear it's rampant. They are passing around STDs like they don't have much life left...wait....

Busted that quickly huh?

No shit? God, why?

Thanks non player. You actually brought my sainted mother up? Check yourself...

hillbilly heroin = a script (oxycontin)

But yeah.. he was talking about meth. People likely use addy instead in your circles.

Yeah. It's called adderall. Heh (well, it's not really meth, but it's definitely amphetamine).

Weird to see a generic addy bottle that just reads "amphetamine salts."

Kaptian you ever gave sloppy toppy to a rando in the parking lot bae?

SHES A SAINT! A SAINT I TELL YOU!!!

No randos ever.

I've never even had a one night stand.
They always come back. o:-)

Nice. I've had more 1 and dones than the Chiefs.