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Bowser 07-02-2013 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9788505)
DaFace. No reason.
Man, ****ing DaFace.

Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9788509)
what abandoned desert island do you live on?

He called Frazod a ninja so Bearcat axed him
Man, ****ing Bearcat.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 07-02-2013 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9788293)
However, we don't appreciate double standards.
Deal with it. One type of racism can be explicitly worse than another. One may permeate institutional racism, while the other does not. We aren't just talking hurt feelings here.

cosmo20002 07-02-2013 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9788290)
So what qualifies? Redneck? I don't think so, that doesn't even apply to all white people. That's one thing, no one has ever come up with any kind of horrible slang word for white people.
No, but they make fun of the way we dance and stuff. That kind of hurts.

Saul Good 07-02-2013 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9788524)
Man, ****ing Bearcat.
man****ingbearcat > manbearpig

Pasta Little Brioni 07-02-2013 01:59 PM
I'm bored, so I did another one.

65. Dirk Diggler

The thing that stands out the most about Dirk is that he actually believes he ran a sub 4.2 40 when he was younger. Think about that a second. A grown man thinking that as a pasty faced youth he was faster than Jamaal Charles, Chris Johnson, and Usain Bolt. (frazod did run a 42.0 BTW). Hand timed runs by fat P.E. coaches FTW.

He also moonlights as an amateur porn star starring with corn fed beauties from all over the Mid-West. Unfortunately, the fast times spill over to this venue as well, so he needs a stunt cock to fill in.

Pros: Some people are naive enough to believe him. Got props from Dane.

Cons: Also believes the mailman was "fixing the TV reception" when he caught him leaving the house the other day.

Outlook: His wife convinces him he's 1/8th African American after she gets knocked up.

loochy 07-02-2013 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Was Offsides (Post 9788529)
Deal with it. One type of racism can be explicitly worse than another. One may permeate institutional racism, while the other does not. We aren't just talking hurt feelings here.
No, you deal with it.

loochy 07-02-2013 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9788566)
I'm bored, so I did another one.

65. Dirk Diggler

The thing that stands out the most about Dirk is that he actually believes he ran a sub 4.2 40 when he was younger. Think about that a second. A grown man thinking that as a pasty faced youth he was faster than Jamaal Charles, Chris Johnson, and Usain Bolt. (frazod did run a 42.0 BTW). Hand timed runs by fat P.E. coaches FTW.

He also moonlights as an amateur porn star starring with corn fed beauties from all over the Mid-West. Unfortunately, the fast times spill over to this venue as well, so he needs a stunt cock to fill in.

Pros: Some people are naive enough to believe him. Got props from Dane.

Cons: Also believes the mailman was "fixing the TV reception" when he caught him leaving the house the other day.

Outlook: His wife convinces him he's 1/8th African American after she gets knocked up.
Good stuff - way to get things back on track

cosmo20002 07-02-2013 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9788522)
But in algebra, two negatives make a positive.....
This is not a correct statement.

Radar Chief 07-02-2013 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9788325)
Two wrongs do not a right make.
No but three lefts do.

Saul Good 07-02-2013 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9788582)
This is not a correct statement.
This is a correct statement.

crazycoffey 07-02-2013 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9788582)
This is not a correct statement.
Technically, sort of? :shrug: wasn't it in algebra when you learned multiplying two negative numbers the result was a positive number?

loochy 07-02-2013 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9788582)
This is not a correct statement.
right. only multiplication or division of an even number of negative numbers will result in a positive number

loochy 07-02-2013 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9788594)
Technically, sort of? :shrug: wasn't it in algebra when you learned multiplying two negative numbers the result was a positive number?
he did not specify multiplying

he could have meant addition

Saul Good 07-02-2013 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9788597)
he did not specify multiplying

he could have meant addition
...and it has nothing to do with algebra.

crazycoffey 07-02-2013 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9788597)
you did not specify multiplying

You could have meant addition
Fixed, I get that but sort of nit picking there. All over a silly comment. Some of you guys are way too bored


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