Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14823515)

The point is that Vicki may well have Bigfeets in her ancestral record. In fact, her family tree may well have been repeatedly battered by previous generations of Bigfeets simply attempting to communicate by whacking bark.

Any woman from Arkansas with Bigfeets DNA is more likely to attract other Bigfeets due to the subtlety of persistent pheromonal allure.

At this point, one can only hope that Vicki has excellent phone service and the local sheriff on speed dial.

FAX

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14823532)

Is Vicki particularly hirsute?

FAX

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14823550)

Nope!


When they first moved back there, they knew nothing about the situation. After a few weeks Vicki gives my wife Judy a call, it was.....listen to this as Judy could hear the screams on the phone, that's when it started.

As Vicki started meeting the neighbors the stories were told.

I get some MUST play it off but that isn't Vicki, she don't play any silly BS at all, she saw something.

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 14823554)

Has anything sexual ever happened between you and Vicki?

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14823572)

I hate sex, YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 14823582)

Is that because you have two tiny penises instead of a normal one?

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14823572)

I hate sex, YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 14823662)

That’s not what Vicky said.

Originally Posted by Ubeja Vontell (Post 14823345)

My wife's sister Vicki lives in Arkansas out in the sticks on a farm. She is a religious freak, ya know everything is.....thank you Lord,...praise Jesus. She does not lie and is very intellegent and plays a big role at her church and the community, she doesn't BS around or play games.

She has seen whatever they have in those Arkansas hills as Bigfoot, she owns three huge dogs that keep the thing back in the hills. But it is there.

The thing has killed her chickens and stolen clothes off the line, then here comes the dogs which this thing can out run. That was when she first moved there and kept the dogs indoor, now they sleep outside to guard. She has heard screams at night, there is more than one.

Like I mentioned Vicki doesn't BS around at all.


She has said it's around 6 feet tall maybe 300 pounds and reddish brown with long hair all over the body, that is from a distance.

Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 14823754)

A vicious 6ft 300lb carnivorous creature but it’s afraid of dogs?