That is creepy

I know....but it IS better! ROFL

Fair enough.

I love you.

I love her little pink houses.

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Centrifugal force doesn't exist anywhere.

Technically true.... since it's not an actual force. But it's essentially accepted for it to be called that.

quick burst; high motor; plays with a chip on his shoulder.

LMAO
I was wondering as I watched "ok....what's so funny about thi-"
then the ending paid off lol

I know. I just felt like being pedantic. :)

LMAO... knocked that donkey's dick in the dirt.......

Its a shame the kid had to suffer for his dads pants.

Super Fail!

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Haha, man, painful choke job.

To be fair the questions were reeruned, many only had one obvious reply and she got three of the most popular, only her partner already used them, so she was doubling up on her answer time.

hahaha!
check it....that thing goes from hero to dang near zero in 2 seconds.

Still doesn't explain why he is wearing his wife's pants.

There's a life lesson in that clip. If some jackass is trying to **** you, kick that mother****er in the stomach.

No kidding, that was conspired.

I guess, but let's be real:

Any scale of 1-10 question should be answered with 5, 0, or 10. none of the other numbers are likely to hit a high response. She should have said 0 or 10 once 5 was taken, probably 0 in this case.

The watch question had plenty of other good answers: school, work, bus stop, etc.

The insect question had plenty of other answers: fly, bee, etc

The last two were harder, but when you know you only need 18 points, slow down, don't panic, and make one or two good answers. She just panicked and lost it.

I would think that a proper answer on a scale of 1-10 would be 1 and not 0.

Flies and bees are noisy? Sure... if they get right up to your ****ing ear. Cicada would have been a good answer but who the **** even knows that insects name.

BOOM!!!!!!

Haha, oops! Yes, 1 or 10 is the right answer.

What does a belly do? Hurt. Grow fat (for you Omaha).

Married couple might be deeply in _____? Debt.

I guess the point I'm making is that it seems like every time I see a second person go and they know they don't have to score a ton, it seems like it makes them panic or blow it, like "I'd better not screw this up or I'll look like an idiot" and then they screw it up. Seriously, happens almost every time.

I have a dog exactly like this.

I did for years. We finally had to put George down, but this is how he approached life. Stoic indifference.

ROFL
some will....some won't.
I had this huge bullmastiff, Tank (RIP), and this is a dog you just don't see catching frisbees. never even tried to get him to do this. we were at the lake and me and my dad were playing frisbee. Tank was watching intently. now at this time he was not and adult, but he certainly was no little pup. we were a good distance apart and Tank was closer to me than dad. I threw the frisbee and Tank TOOK OFF! he's full speed after it and launches.....right at my dad.

dude! my dad matrixes out of the way.....Tank flys through the space just recently occupied by my dads chest.....and catches the frisbee!

we were like HOLY SHIT! that was AWESOME!

the damn dog became the frisbee-ist catching dog you've ever seen! amazing to see an animal that big going airborne after a frisbee.
damn I miss that dog. best one I've ever had. I'm actually tearing up a little just thinking about him. he was a BADASS! at his biggest he'd still get air for that damn frisbee.

if my dad hadn't gotten out of the way it'd a damn near killed him.....

Mine is Max. He's a 2 1/2 year old golden retriever and he's full of energy. Loves playing in the lake out back, and burying himself in the snow.

He refuses to even attempt to catch anything.....even food. It will literally hit him in the face and once it's on the ground, he'll eat it. I tried playing fetch with him a few times with a tennis ball. He learned that if he goes no where near the tennis ball, I will fetch it for him. He can be an asshole.

LMAO.... fetch your own shit asshole!

OK well... this made me cringe....

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Mine was a fiend for the laser pointer. I could spin him into a frenzy by swirling the dot jut over his shoulder in a circle. Could also exercise him by running the light along the fenceline in the back yard at dusk. Sucker ran after that like a dog possessed. Heaven help you if he figured out the thing was in your hand. He'd jump up and try to rip it out of there.

damn George, I could have done without that.:mad:
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Yeah, I was pondering them and couldn't come up with a good second answer.

ROFL so that is where that saying comes from.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

wow lol

Richard Dawson never felt that bad for anyone.
Steve Harvey clearly was stunned that they lost.

Almost made this a signature in tribute, just because.

From a 'craziest whoopie story' thread.

http://jezebel.com/my-buddy-had-just...ira-1571056586

Just for Dave Lane

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I had a Shar Pei when I was a kid and I used to toss hot dogs at him and he would just sit there and let them hit his head. I went through a whole package one time. lol

FYP. "damn hear rectum"

HA HA!! Lame, yes, drunk so I had to..

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Luv? for your first date?

The sound of her giving a hummer is HORRIFYING.

Absolutely fear inducing...:eek:

If I were blindfolded and erect, and heard that sound near my junk area, I would be the **** outta there.......

If that Grapefruit juice got inside the pee hole, oh JFC that would burn.

Were those sounds real? They sounded like an alien sucking a human brain out of its skull.

LMAO

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You win.

That makes my heart ache.

But then I think that they're probably really happy and then I end up confused about feeling so sad for them.

He looks more like Bruce Jenner than Justin Bieber.

Wait!!

That was REAL?!?!?

NSFW!!!

"Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club"

Dammit! I'm all like "that doesn't look too bad to me" then BAM, there it is!

Lmfao

I was convinced he was about to get a snootfull of green apple splatters.

Apparently, I was letting him off easy.

Are you talking about the plastics? Yeah, most of them ****ers have been on sites for plastic surgery gone wrong. They actually love what they have become. So that sad video is wrong.

Holy shit LMAO

Not funny ROFL


I'm going to hell :evil: ROFL