I associate "kill yourself" threats from Hamas more than I do OTWP.
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37. Detoxing
http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/reptil...hics/croc1.jpg Detoxing is a miserable and wretched cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity. He has no friends. At all. None. It's not that people just ignore him, either. He has vicious haters. ThaVirus is one of them. He's totally fine with killing a fellow Planeteer. He'd probably do it if given the opportunity. Hell, he even APPRECIATES murderers themselves. And if that weren't bad enough, he's one of those weirdos like Dayze who give off the impression that they're really into drugs and alcohol, but then post totally normal shit and never once mention addiction problems. It wouldn't surprise me if his normal behavior is a total cover-up high to doing Krokodil. Detoxing is a ****ed up individual. I'm glad he didn't buy that haunted house. When he eventually Brianfos himself, he can haunt his current house and for once in his life be entertaining. THERE. YOU ****ING HAPPY, HOOTIE? |
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You picked out that random ass post.. And in a game thread, no less. That is impressive. You had to have been reading the thread in real time and remembered it? |
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I wish to roast the roast master when his time comes. I will bring heat. Lots of it.
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This thread found burst.
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The emojis are staying to creep me out now. ENOUGH!
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This list ****ing sucks. This list is like watching Rocky V. Same ****ing cast as the original, but they are all haggard, old ****ers who can't act/post their way out of a wet paper bag anymore, but keep slapping each other on the back thinking that they are King Shit on Turd Island even though they are now taking the bus to the pet shop and meat packing plant instead of living in the mansion and driving around in the Lambo. Reading this list is like going to the 2014 state fair to watch Loverboy headline the Tuesday night acts. This list should be called "The Top 101 CP Posters of 2003 re-posted in 2014" - with a couple of sly declarations of new classic status slipped into a list of old safe ones...very pussy. |
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36. Bugeater
http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img...ter-tongue.jpg I don't remember the exact post or thread, but he's actually indirectly responsible for my rape persona. There was this n00b who got separated from the herd and destroyed like a baby wildebeest. He was really excited about some stupid shit like Thigpen throwing for 300 yards or something like that. He started an entire thread about it. First response? Bugeater, who said, "Rape is funny." The n00b was appalled, and it's actually a top 10 laughter-inducing moment for me in my entire time at Chiefs Planet. So I can't really be mean to Bugeater. His boyfriend Bowser would get pretty upset at me if I did. I know that's not really saying much-- Bowser is nothing more than a drunken jolly fat guy. Ever since Bugeater ditched his Clint Eastwood "Get off my lawn" avatar, he's really lost his edge. It was probably all a giant psychological compensation for his erectile dysfunction. Still, I can't be too careful. Bugeater is also friends with joey for some odd reason. He enjoyed shitty time-wasting games like the Chiefs Planet arcade and Survivor Planet, but I'm pretty sure this is a real-life friendship. I think he took joey up on his offer and had sex with his mom, which is why the two are so close. And let me tell you, the last thing I need is a psychotic coked-up elf following me around sending me death threats. I got enough of that the last time I attended a soiree at Dane's house. If all that weren't enough, Bugeater would probably summon billay and the other inbred Husker faithful to flame me with their most creative insults like "butthurt" and "fairy." Definitely not someone I want to tweak. |
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I always thought soiree was spelled suarez before this roast
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I'm reading Tyler Thigpen threads now.
Thanks to SNR. |
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Haven't checked this in a while.
Did I make honorable mention? |
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Pasta giant meatball pile on!
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I really hope I'm somewhere in the next 35 posts...
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Oh hell, I had no idea that I had any part of the rape shtick. That n00b may have been Trivers, I said some pretty awful things about rape to him. Not one of my better moments, but he's a douche.
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I'm not so much "fat" as I am big boned. Possibly I'm still growing into my weight. Quite possibly both.
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And I already married into a Nebraska family. If I were to ever get divorced and switch teams, it sure the **** wouldn't be with a goddamned Husker fan. Put me down as OFFICIALLY insulted. Shit.
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I roasted Clay in the other roaster thread - I gave it a strong 7.5. I'm not that good at roasting, but I upped my game for my buddy. It was solid I suppose. |
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This is one of the dumbest insults I've ever read. Sounds like Peter Pan arguing with Rufio. :facepalm: |
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So...........when is the next roast?
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