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but then...

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This was the first "How to" video that had a payoff.

ROFL

EVERY GODDAMN TIME!!!!

Same thing with the gas nozzle

ROFL This belongs in the win thread

ROFL wtf

http://salinapost.com/2013/02/16/kan...ing-with-meth/

Kansas Lottery Winners Accidentally Blow Up House While Celebrating With Meth

Authorities say two brothers accidentally blew up their house after celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth. Wichita police Sgt. Bruce Watts says one of the brothers was taken to a hospital and the other to jail after Friday’s explosion. The Wichita Eagle reports that the injured 27-year-old brother is in serious but stable condition with second-degree burns on his hands, arms and chest.

Watts says the explosion happened after one of the brothers went to the kitchen to refuel the butane torches they planned to use to light their bongs. The brother emptied a couple large cans of butane lighter fluid, leaking butane into the air.

Eventually, butane vapor reached the pilot light in the furnace, causing the blast.

Fake.

Everyone likes having their anus fingered.

LMAO

This caption is full of shit. We had brakes...well, we had A brake. It was only on one side, so when you pulled it, you did a spin into a death roll....but still...we had brakes.

my shoes were my brakes if I recall. much to the dismay of my parents who had to buy shoes often.

Usually it turned out to be your buds that were your brakes as you bowled them the hell over in your Big Wheel/Green Machine.

On one occasion my face was my brake.

Lol.


Wen I first learned to ride my bike, like literally the 3rd time, I crashed. My old man was up on the roof re-roofing ( from the age of 4-13 my old man was doing some sort of renovation) and hollered at me not to ride my bike because the brakes didn't work.

So, naturally I took that as a green light. I back my bike up to coast down the small hill on front of out house. I begin to coast......right in to a "Road closed" sign due to the re-paving. Blammo.


I went " ass over tea kettle" as my dad would say. Split my chin wide open. Gusher etc. has to go to the hospital to get stitches. My dad was pissed that I rode it after telling me not to.

So on the way to the hospital, my old man stopped at one of the "Clark" gas stations for gas and a pack of Kools while I sat in the back seat (no cat seat mind you) with my bloody t-shirt balled up under my chin.


.....the good 'ol days.

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This. I just ran into stuff/people when I wanted to stop quickly.

damn right, rode my schwin bike like a maniac, never wore a helmet or pads. Nobody did back then.

Caption this one

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This is OUTSTANDING..... Rep.

Actually if you could just make this a GIF, and add a trickle of sweat from his head that runs down his back and glistens in the sun, and then finally a quick tremble of the legs before they buckle and crumple under the force of the hippo sized human siting on his lap. I think that would just say it all.

Friend zone level: Hippo

One of my first exposures to white trash were the kids who wore out their big wheels. Massive flat spots on the wheel from skidding.

My 3 Green Machines were my favorite toys I ever owned. Epic skids. Epic

In the course of 2 weeks I went to the ER for;

1: Skinning my toes when I rode barefoot and my chain came off as I went down a hill. Literally dragged them on pavement for a block.

2: Like you busted my chin to heck. But this was when a bad dude in the neighborhood loosened my front wheel. Went over a ramp, wheel pops off and my front fork digs into the same pavement, ass over tea kettle and chin RIGHT into the pavement. 20 stitches, anesthesia directly into the wound [that part was the worst pain my life, which I guess is a bad AND good thing].

I don't know for sure that the kid loosened my wheel, but he was around my bike right before it happened and I know I didn't loosen it, and the first time the front wheel came off the ground it just went flying. I never said anything about it to anyone to tell you how much of a bully he was.

Saw him at the old Crest Drive-In over a decade later and he just looked so small and sad [not literally small, he was Zoftig boy]. Figured that chapter of my life was closed.

My parents still joke that they laid low from child protective services for years after those two weeks.

She ain't heavy, she's fricken enormous

the city was pouring some concrete like a big patch in the middle of the road way. My buddy thought he'd make some tire tracks in it. Turns out, the concrete had'nt quite set enough yet. he rode over it, and his front wheel went about 1/2 into the cemeber. flung the bastard over his handle bars a good 10'.

...needless to say, it was awesome.

Big wheel 30 years later:
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Hey, how the hell do you post a video? The pics work for me the video clips just turn to links?

ni**a please.

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That guy popped an ovary.

Say what?

Worn out big wheel tires = white trash ROFL

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Worn out Big Wheel tires = You're doing it right.

It’s what he gets for standing right on the edge of the track. Like Rally Car fans, kinda hard to feel sorry for them.

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you're a weird dude Aussie! :D

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Youtube "green machine"...awesome commercials

I had a green machine. My "stick-shift controls" kept breaking. My dad would replace them with wooden ones. Fun times.

I subscribe to College Humor. And I thought this was one was kinda relevant :D

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Most useless machine ever.


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I chuckled!

Old but still funny.

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i lol-d.

ROFL

When you're a multi-millionaire athlete living in New York, why bother being subtle?

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Eating exotic american food http://24.media.tumblr.com/6982a479e...n41eo1_500.jpg

ROFL


I am so easily amused. If I ever saw that thing in person I would probably laugh myself to tears.

If you've played GTA IV

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is that a GTA reference?

His explanation above the picture confirms it :thumb:

I borrowed that game from a friend and never got into it. I never got past those bullshit "take me here", "go here and pick this up", drive across the ****ing map and back missions they put at the beginning of every damn GTA game.

LMAO
shit, I didn't even notice that.

Looks like you picked a good day to keep sniffing glue then

ROFL

The Third Weird Baseball Injury Of 2013: Washington Nationals Pitcher Gio Gonzalez Got Rug Burn On His Forehead From His Dog

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Dan Kolko @masnKolko Gio on "Hollwood": "She gave me a rug burn. I hate her. And then I love her. And then I look in her face and then I love her again.”

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house was a pussy

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Yes

/Katie Horner