Lol. That's a pretty slick phone for 1994.

Meh, I was drinking, blow it out your ass.

It doesn't surprise me that you like to kill brain cells.

LMAO the horror, but it was carb free vodka so I got that going for me.

Sorry you have so few to spare.

/shitmygrandmasays

Fat, nerdy, and sober must have been a great way to go through adolescence.

Being sober is a preferred state of existence. Only losers feel the "need" to become intoxicated regularly.

Being straight edge is honestly cool, I have no problem with that at all, I ALWAYS feel better the next morning if I don't drink the night before... but that still doesn't make you better than anyone else, nor does it make people who like a buzz "losers".

Being straight is cool, being a holier than thou nerd isn't.

You know what's cool? Not being you.

Oh snap!

Well ok, I tried to be a decent person about it all.

Just don't forget that looong before you were this fit and trim holy warrior, I was kicking ass and taking names... and I looked damn good doing it, too.

Here, grab one of these:

http://www.famous-cars.net/wp-conten...ne-550x340.jpg

I'm riding in it right now, the only thing it cant do for me is re-grow hair.

Fat, bald and stupid.

Keep drinking, then.

Ah, the ignorance of youth.

You cant make me hate ya, Clay... we had too much in common at one point.

FYP

And Claynus, I don't give a shit what your self-submitted internet beefcake photos on the internet suggest, those Boba Fett cankles aren't going anywhere.

He's a poor man's CM Punk. He's CM Chunk.

LMAO

Very few can reach this level of trolling

He must read a lot of Nerf science.

son, if you ain't doing chiefs GIFs we really have no need of you

Your mom says if you clean your room you can have ice cream.

LMAO at the cup throw in the end.

http://i.imgur.com/1aR94qi.png

http://i.imgur.com/pg4nia6.png

He doesn't look happy

she's wearing his clothes he wore back in highschool

Are we supposed to be making fun of these people? How come - because they're fat? Who cares?

Can we go back to making fun of the angry neckbeard in his childhood bedroom? That guy's arrogance, pseudo-intellectualism, and complete lack of self-awareness just begs to be mocked.

Are you suggesting that dumpy couple have self awareness?

hahahahaha

http://i.imgur.com/APmaKIx.jpg

That guy looks familiar.

Until it comes to killing spiders in the house.

Your disdain for fat people makes me laugh. It's funny like if the Beverly Hillbillies would have hated poor people after striking oil.

I just think they're funny. They made me laugh. Is this not the thread for such hilarity?

This is exactly the thread for such hilarity and I won't derail it by getting into a discussion about how the tone of some of your posts suggest a lot of self loathing you have for being a former fat person.

I definitely hated former me. Thank you for reminding me. I need to go burn the copies of my old photos.

AND THAT IS A SHIT NERF GUN
thrust me I have boys
you get a wildfire or you go home

damn he's back!!

Oh my ROFL

yooooo, ROFLROFLROFLROFL

The hilarious thing was the dude in the black shirt.

No men would be Boars. Unless they have lost their balls and then they are hogs.

Who are these people?

white people

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After his second attack of those little rabbit punches. I think he got lucky with the first punch. but good for him.

LMAO his legs were made of overcooked spaghetti noodles after that shot.

What the **** is wrong with people.

Go for a ****ing swim you freak.

WHY DIDNT YOU HUG ME MOM

Maybe daddy hugged too much.


(going to hell for that one)

hellscream/NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Know how I know this guy has never been, plans on never being, in a fight?

glad I'll be paying for that douchebags health insurance since he'll never be able to get a job.

Or getting a job...

He's one that wants to see McDonald's & Wal-Mart with a higher minimum wage.

For someone who obviously doesn't want to get punched in the face, he sure is daring people to punch him in the face.

LMAO So the Mrs. and I are at the Bottle Neck in Lawrence for a Reverend Horton Heat show and one of the opening acts is a band called The Goddamn Gallows.

http://www.thegoddamngallows.com/

After their set they mingled around in the crowd and I’m looking at all these face, neck and scalp tattoos thinking, “Man, I sure hope this band gig works out for you.”

Can he play & the cop play safety?



http://i.imgur.com/klQ1S5F.gif

What is this sport?

Whatever it is, I need to start playing it.

Tetherball?

That’s all winning. :thumb:
Yea yeah, I know “and other stuff”.
Certainly made that kids day.

I think its a butt rape sport of some sort

Be fun to watch him eat lunch...

Or drink something.

Or avoid getting face-raped in prison where he's sure to end up with drug charges...

:Lin: No it wouldn't.