I played Wed, Thurs, Fri, and Sat. Kinda stiff today

Holy shit!!

Mickelson just punished the back 9 at doral.

Shoots a 30 on the back 9 for a 65, chips in at 17 and 18, 8 putts on the backside and 20 putts for the total round.

That's the greatest display of short game wizardry I've ever seen.

There was just a great exchange between Phil and Bones on 12 after Phil was underneath a ****ing shrub.

Makes me appreciate how hard it must be for Bones not to kneecap him.

He turns the club upside down and hits a shot right handed underneath a shrub, surrounded by Palms with OB if he catches a bad deflection.

ROFL ROFL

Watney has played four of the craziest holes I've seen.

Hitting perfect drives, chunking chips, blowing irons way right, pitching in from impossible angles, leaving balls in bunkers...wow.

He and Mickelson both have 12 foot par putts on a hole they should have birdied, but they are 7 shots clear.

I can't believe he even tried that. As terrible a decision as it was, I was impressed at how well he hit that ball - if it hadn't hit that tree, it looked like it would have advanced down the fairway quite a ways.

He's an 8 handicap right handed. No shit.

This could end up a great finish

The world's ugliest man is making a charge.

I think Phil's happy he got rid of those KBS shafts and went back to his old PXs.

Furyk charging

MU got a 3 seed

I can't believe that asshole shouting "Get in the water" when Phil hit his tee shot.

That's why I couldn't be an announcer. I'd say on air that he should be summarily executed.

Rude. But ridiculously funny (to me)

Nice Putt. Thought Watney was going to drop that putt.

Phil holds it together, gets the win. Think they said it was his 36th win, moving him into a tie at 12 for most career wins.

Ballsy win. I don't even like hitting balls on the range when I have a hangover, let alone playing 54 holes with food poisoning.