If he joined a dating website he would

You sure?


Online girl: Hey, you are cute and you look interesting. Let's get together.

xztop123: You are wrong. I'm not cute and I don't have a chin.

Online girl: Oh, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal to me. I want to get to know you.

xztop123: You don't seem to understand - science says that girls don't dig dudes with weak jawlines.

Online girl: I just told you that I'm interested in you. WTF?

xztop123: What is wrong with me? Why can't I get laid!? This doesn't make sense! I wear indoor stocking caps, choke girls as a pickup opening, and I even grew nasty pre-pubescent facial hair! I even make a conscious effort to make rapeface all of the time! Why won't you sleep with me random online girl?

Online girl: *no response*

LMAO

ROFL
:clap: Pegged him perfectly.

I miss xztop123 and Jim Jones they made the slow days before football bearable. I also think they would make a lovely couple.

I could only think of xztop in this video LMAO
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I've seen him post a few times on football related topics and he posted in the "teacher sex with students" thread and wondered how high school and junior high kids could get things done, but he couldn't.

Give us an update brah

Why oh WHY did you get rid of Colonel Angus?

Man, that fit you so perfectly, it should be your permanent avatar.

I tried to help the kid, poz repped him when he was full on red offering brotherly advice and then posted realistic but positive information for him... then he got snipey so I gave up on nice and started bagging him because he deserved it.

Someone, and I know exactly who, gave him a few sympathy reps apparently... so good for xz, too bad it hasnt gotten him laid.

I wash my hands of it all, but hold my chin high knowing I tried.

Oh he will be back just a temporary change.

When you talk, I hear Walken... period.

:)

Srvy bring the av back man....or go with the xztop chin gif

LMAO YOU brought up the expanding chin gif, its now yours to take on... much funnier than a big meatball, after all.

Xztop you still post around these parts?
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or double the rejection