Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9701037)

Patience my friend

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9700992)

SNR is going to find out 1 of the posters he rated highly is Indian then all shit will hit the fan.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9700998)

How
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9701045)

Dead give away.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9701053)

Dead giveaway, my neighbor got big testicles cuz we see dis dude eery day, we eat RIBS wit dis dude
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9701044)

I really like Indian food.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9701072)

Ever been with an indian girl?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9700271)

SNR's Updated Top Ten Prediction

1. GoChiefs
2. Rain Man
3. Sorter
4. Mr. Flopnuts
5. Hamas Jenkins
6. gblowfish
7. Thig Lyfe
8. Sofa King
9. cdcox
10. Bowser

Still flying by the seat of my pants a bit. My metrics need to be tweaked if I ever want to get a truly accurate rundown. I'm assuming Hootie takes the following measures into account in order:

1. Football talk
2. Whether or not he likes the poster
3. Content
4. Whether he agrees or disagrees with the poster on said football talk or content

I'll need to watch the names on the back end to see what he DOESN'T value in a CP poster in order to find out what the top end is going to look like.

In the meantime, I'm sticking with GoChiefs at #1. He scores too high in the top 3 criteria to warrant a drop possibly because of #4. Gblowfish moves into the top 10 after Hootie mentioned "icon status" and specifically referred to gblowfish. Dark horses Thig Lyfe, cdcox, and Bowser move up as Pestilence and The Bad Guy get knocked down. SNR also drops out of the top 10, since I assume Hootie may get insulted by some of these projections I'm making.

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9700301)

I have gone at with him over who can pick up the hottest females without drugging them. I win that hands down. That lil whipper snapper couldnt handle my sloppy seconds on his best day

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9700682)

99. CoMoChief
Join Date: 3/10/05
Total Posts: 28,314

Although every single one of his 28,314 posts have been absolutely terrible, you can't deny this idiot has a spot on CP's top 101. Seriously. This guy is gold. As a gambler, we really like people like CoMoChief when we're on the fence. Any time I see this idiot 'guarantee' something, I know to go with the exact opposite outcome and it has literally never failed me one time. He spends most of his time on MySpace and I'm pretty sure he and Mecca shared a girlfriend one time. Or maybe Mecca was his girlfriend? I don't ****ing remember.

Pros: Likes guys with long hair. Cheers for the Tigers and the Jayhawks adding to his already unintentional comedic value to the site. No gag reflex. Talks Chiefs football (albeit with horrible takes) on a message board called ChiefsPlanet.com unlike Donger and Frazod (Frazod being the one who thinks football is rigged because he's a fat ****ing moron).

Cons: able to have children

Outlook: a loser; probably will always be very low on this list; still cooler than Donger

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 9700742)

SNR in the Mike Mayock role is a nice touch.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9701113)

If Hootie actually finishes this, I'll tip him 50 bucks.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9701097)

You're moving me up, and you need to move me down. Hootie isn't a Flopnuts fan. Which is ****ing ridiculous, frankly. He's here because of me. But whatev. I won't be top 25 in my estimation, but I'm sure I'll be on there somewhere. He did help me stop being a rep whore. So I have to thank him for that.