Like, whatever dude. I don't even give a care anyways. Like, who would care? Not me. I'm beyond caring. Doesn't bother me in the least. Matter of fact, it's funny that you think I care. That's what I'm laughing at. . . . Hahahahahaha. Oh, such mirth at your twisted idea that I give a freakin' care in the least.

Hahaha.

It felt good until the end of the Colts playoff game, too. (Any of them)

Didn't see the game? You should catch the replay. Alex left all our toes curled.

You lay no claim whatsoever to plural pronouns where the Chiefs and Chiefs fans are concerned, Claynus.

Playoff losses hurt, so we should never enjoy a winning season? You are still a grade A ****ing idiot Clay.

You may think of me as the "caring" interrogator droid, assigned to peel from your bones the fleshly lies of comfort you have deluded yourself with scream by glorious scream...

Soooo, a maggot.

Dagmaggot. I like it.

If it pleases thee...

It is decided
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A) The only thing in life "decided" by you around these parts is which uncle, cousin, or busboy/dishwasher at the family reunion gets the annual "Tigger Treatment" in the bathroom stall.

B) "Maggot" is a perfectly chosen descriptor for ANYTHING Alex Smith-related. The possibilities are endless.

I'll start:

"Contract extension firmly in hand, Alex Smith nestled in to the bloated corpse of the post-season dreams of Lil' Chiefy's the world over to begin the long, arduous process of eating away any possibility whatsoever of a Super Bowl appearance and Vince Lombardi trophy".

**** Andy Reid!

No surprise from you.

You are going to win more games with Reid than you lose. Deal with it.

I love Andy Reid now. I used to hate him. But now? It's all love. Thanks you big time out buffet buddy.

Lol

I would expect that's all you'd have after watching what you just watched...