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MahiMike 03-12-2020 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by backinblack (Post 14833431)
hasn’t even hit this state yet
Lotta benefits of living in rural areas.

Kman34 03-12-2020 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 14837939)
Fair enough. If you start working on coming up with a cure, call me up I'll pay to watch you.
Drinking Antifreeze cures a lot of things..

MahiMike 03-12-2020 03:11 PM
My daughter's girls go to Europe trip looking dismal. I told her not to go last year. Who the hell goes to Europe before getting a job? LOL

threebag 03-12-2020 03:18 PM
RETAIL REPORT:

Toilet Paper is gone. Cleaning supplies are about wiped out.

seclark 03-12-2020 03:20 PM
so, if someone passes you a doob, i guess you're supposed to just say no?
asking for a friend.
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loochy 03-12-2020 03:36 PM
Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.

notorious 03-12-2020 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14838049)
Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
Hop in the shower. Problem solved.

Toilet paper is way to valuable to wipe your ass with.

TomBarndtsTwin 03-12-2020 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 14838083)
Hop in the shower. Problem solved.

Toilet paper is way to valuable to wipe your ass with.
This.

I’m putting all my extra TP (and there’s a LOT) up on eBay and making bank!

Monticore 03-12-2020 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14838049)
Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
People laughed at us for putting in Bidet, suck it losers.

Monti

notorious 03-12-2020 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 14838093)
This.

I’m putting all my extra TP (and there’s a LOT) up on eBay and making bank!
Took all the guns out of my safes and put the TP in.

Kman34 03-12-2020 04:13 PM
Baby wipes.. works better than TP...

Loneiguana 03-12-2020 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 14838147)
Baby wipes.. works better than TP...
Unless you live on a spetic.

I guess if it comes to that, they will go on a burn pile.

(Actual conversation had with the wife)

REDHOTGTO 03-12-2020 06:32 PM
think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ?

DaneMcCloud 03-12-2020 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by REDHOTGTO (Post 14838458)
think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ?
"Colds" don't require a ventilator in order to survive, neither do most flu's.

This virus is deadly because no country in the world is prepared for tens of thousands of infected people, let alone millions, who would require a hospital bed and a ventilator in order to survive this virus.

That's why everything is being cancelled - less exposure will help to contain the virus, somewhat.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-12-2020 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 14834078)
Panic buying has officially hit central Iowa. Costco didn't have a single roll of TP in the building or most cleaning-sanitizing items.


I'm not dying of the Kung flu.


Everybody was Kung flu fighting.
Smart people would buy stock in toilet paper companies right now.


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