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Fish 02-12-2014 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10429635)

Congrats! You won a perforated colon!

Dayze 02-12-2014 03:59 PM

I knew I should've taken up pole vaulting. / GoChiefs

Bowser 02-12-2014 04:25 PM

Nailed it. /Michael Sam









Too soon?

sedated 02-12-2014 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 10429923)
That second one is a classic.

Brain Candy still tops my list of comedies.

I saw that in some small theater when it first came out, might have to track it down for a 2nd viewing.

Crush 02-12-2014 05:27 PM

http://s22.postimg.org/s6qe94cqp/far...jp_Aq_PTgg.jpg

Rasputin 02-12-2014 06:26 PM

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1fe16006.jpg

KC_Lee 02-12-2014 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10429930)
I used the "....slipped my mind" line every time my wife asks if I did a chore that I forgot to do. She has no idea where it's from, and just chalks it up to me being weird.

Use to sing Skoora the Gentle Shark after about 5 - 6 drinks back in the day.

Dayze 02-12-2014 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10430030)
Nailed it. /Michael Sam









Too soon?

LMAO

Baby Lee 02-12-2014 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10429986)
I knew I should've taken up pole vaulting. / GoChiefs

Awww, a Claynus joke, I thought you were going with a Lloyd Bridges joke there for a second.

Dayze 02-12-2014 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 10430466)
Use to sing Skoora the Gentle Shark after about 5 - 6 drinks back in the day.

holy crap....I had forgotten all about that one.

the one where the couple is having another couple over for a dinner party, and the premise is that they're old friends and should feel comfortable with whatever. ends up one guy is banging the other guys wife on the dining room table.

then, while everyone is being honest, the other wife mentioned she hated the lamp that the first couple got them as a gift....and all of a sudden everything was awkward lol.

highly underrated show; for the uninitiated, I highly recommend checking them out. they were at least 20 years ahead of their time.

mr. tegu 02-12-2014 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiveturkey (Post 10429702)

LMAO I can't stop laughing at this!

Dr. Gigglepants 02-12-2014 10:10 PM

http://i.imgur.com/6WJrUrp.gif


LMAO

The look at the end...jeez was it something I said?

Mr. Plow 02-12-2014 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10430030)
Nailed it. /Michael Sam


LMAO :clap:

AussieChiefsFan 02-13-2014 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10428990)
LMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10429015)
Had to look this up...

Steven Bradbury, everyone.

sd4chiefs 02-13-2014 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10421814)
These girlscouts know where to setup their stand
http://i.imgur.com/AvlfgZe.jpg

Looks like Epic Win to me. Now I am going to have to find that box of Girl Scout Cookies I just bought and eat the whole box at one sitting.

crazycoffey 02-13-2014 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10428230)
Every verbal fight on CP...

http://i.imgur.com/rvek4Tm.gif

The real question is, which bear are you?

Usually the bear holding the camera or sitting in the group watching the fight

frankotank 02-13-2014 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10427013)

this so entertaining....I've watched it like 30 times. we have no idea if the guy was messing with her before....but if he wasn't....then she's just a stupid ****ing snatch! and I'm amazed at the guys calmness after this twat smacks him for obvious accidental contact.

Third Eye 02-13-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10431183)
this so entertaining....I've watched it like 30 times. we have no idea if the guy was messing with her before....but if he wasn't....then she's just a stupid ****ing snatch! and I'm amazed at the guys calmness after this twat smacks him for obvious accidental contact.

Nevermind the absolute creeper stare he gives her after "accidentally" falling into her crotch first.

frankotank 02-13-2014 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Third Eye (Post 10431342)
Nevermind the absolute creeper stare he gives her after "accidentally" falling into her crotch first.

yes....creeper stare is creeper....but I'm not seeing it as a crotch first thing. the bus clearly lurches him forward. I'm thinking there was probably more to this story that happened before the gif begins.

Third Eye 02-13-2014 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10431533)
yes....creeper stare is creeper....but I'm not seeing it as a crotch first thing. the bus clearly lurches him forward. I'm thinking there was probably more to this story that happened before the gif begins.

I'm thinking you're right strictly based on the fact that somebody is filming it.

Grim 02-13-2014 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10431183)
this so entertaining....I've watched it like 30 times. we have no idea if the guy was messing with her before....but if he wasn't....then she's just a stupid ****ing snatch! and I'm amazed at the guys calmness after this twat smacks him for obvious accidental contact.

I think it's called "good acting" (or maybe just "okay acting").
Those weren't real face-slaps.
Staged animated gif is staged.

frankotank 02-13-2014 03:18 PM

well somebody said something about her having horse teeth and .....I mean....from what little I can see.....it's a yes for me! :LOL:

Dayze 02-13-2014 04:31 PM

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/...15935104_n.jpg

-King- 02-13-2014 04:59 PM

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QpTWutrp5Xk?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bowser 02-13-2014 05:02 PM

LMAO

Baby Lee 02-13-2014 05:25 PM

http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/im...5224-large.jpg

Mr. Plow 02-13-2014 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10432080)


I'm on my way!

Mr. Plow 02-13-2014 09:47 PM

NSFW

Olympic Village Tour

Baby Lee 02-13-2014 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10432503)

ROFL ROFL - very well done.

Baby Lee 02-14-2014 01:13 AM

Watching 'A Football Life: Jerry Rice'

Hadn't seen Ricky Watters in a while

Shhhhiiiiiitttttttt!!!

Also, never realized that Jim Harbaugh was an Offensive Assistant on the 2002 Raider's SB losers. First pro coaching position for that POS 1995 playoff stealing with 112 yard passing performance sonofabitch. Though his dumb ass did give us Alex Smith, praise be flying spaghetti monster.

http://static.foxsports.com/content/...97_660_320.JPG

http://media.salon.com/2013/09/clay-davis.jpg

Dayze 02-14-2014 08:25 AM

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...69756533_o.jpg

frankotank 02-14-2014 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10432043)
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QpTWutrp5Xk?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

hmmm....somebody must sneak some-a-that stuff into my breakfast every morning because I fell EXACTLY the same way at work.

Baby Lee 02-14-2014 10:07 AM

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

Pepe Silvia 02-14-2014 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 10432043)
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QpTWutrp5Xk?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I think we're dead. ROFL

GordonGekko 02-16-2014 09:53 AM

http://i.imgur.com/y0fXfgX.gif

Baby Lee 02-16-2014 04:10 PM

Happy Would've Been Fiftieth, Chris.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pOjIDQ95pp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GordonGekko 02-16-2014 05:26 PM

http://i.imgur.com/EQxzNJa.jpg

Baby Lee 02-16-2014 05:30 PM

http://www.tasteregina.com/tasteregina.html?v=e&

Easy 6 02-16-2014 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10436039)

Pretty sad to torture your cat that way, but I LMAO nonetheless.

ThaVirus 02-16-2014 05:49 PM

The cat probably enjoyed that. Sadistic little bastards, those cats are..

Donger 02-16-2014 06:11 PM

Jeb Corliss, almost getting dead:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/LEFCQRwj28w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

headsnap 02-16-2014 07:30 PM

my own little bit of fail from earlier today...

<iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/86835504" width="500" height="375" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/86835504">When a mountainbiker falls and no one is around, does he make a sound?</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3251421">Keith Bohne</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

Easy 6 02-16-2014 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap (Post 10436739)
my own little bit of fail from earlier today...

<iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/86835504" width="500" height="375" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/86835504">When a mountainbiker falls and no one is around, does he make a sound?</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3251421">Keith Bohne</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

LMAO that's cool headsnap, your little bit of trickeration got away fro ya there didn't it.

Hope you wear a helmet on those expeditions, don't pull a Sonny Bono/Kennedy and slam into an icy tree on us.

Fish 02-16-2014 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap (Post 10436739)
my own little bit of fail from earlier today...

<iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/86835504" width="500" height="375" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/86835504">When a mountainbiker falls and no one is around, does he make a sound?</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3251421">Keith Bohne</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

http://www.lifeinprogress.ca/.a/6a01...0d85970b-800wi

ThaVirus 02-16-2014 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap (Post 10436739)
my own little bit of fail from earlier today...

<iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/86835504" width="500" height="375" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/86835504">When a mountainbiker falls and no one is around, does he make a sound?</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3251421">Keith Bohne</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

Were you doing a wheelie? And I loved the immediate commentary.

That was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

headsnap 02-16-2014 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10436775)
Were you doing a wheelie? And I loved the immediate commentary.

That was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

yeah, I thought it was just snow on the asphalt, not 1/2 inch of solid ice!!!

Fat Elvis 02-16-2014 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap (Post 10436739)
my own little bit of fail from earlier today...

<iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/86835504" width="500" height="375" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/86835504">When a mountainbiker falls and no one is around, does he make a sound?</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3251421">Keith Bohne</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

You bought that GoPro Camera for just those times you wipe out, didn't you?

Fat Elvis 02-16-2014 08:37 PM

This is really old, like mid 90's internet old, but it needs to be posted every couple of years as a lesson to younger net users who still haven't heard it.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/3_Jt_g10Jug" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

headsnap 02-16-2014 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 10436857)
You bought that GoPro Camera for just those times you wipe out, didn't you?

that's definitely a plus to the GoPro!

the wrecks and to follow my kids...

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5DtF-6Y6Di4?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>




I have actually been a GoPro sponsored rider since 2008...

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Aqf6ZabadbI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Johnny Vegas 02-16-2014 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10431533)
yes....creeper stare is creeper....but I'm not seeing it as a crotch first thing. the bus clearly lurches him forward. I'm thinking there was probably more to this story that happened before the gif begins.

I think the gif is showing what it'd look like if the man were to get bumped into and slap girl like the girl would slap the guy if he were to bump into her with the bus causing him to bump into her. idk. she slaps him then the same thing happens, bus makes one of them bump into eachother and he slaps her.

Fat Elvis 02-16-2014 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsnap (Post 10436894)
that's definitely a plus to the GoPro!

the wrecks and to follow my kids...

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5DtF-6Y6Di4?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>




I have actually been a GoPro sponsored rider since 2008...

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Aqf6ZabadbI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That is so awesome.

Rasputin 02-16-2014 10:43 PM

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...rsault-tur.gif

Rasputin 02-16-2014 11:04 PM

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...Fs/wipeout.gif

Rasputin 02-16-2014 11:11 PM

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...IFs/wheeee.gif

Rasputin 02-16-2014 11:12 PM

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/...d_GIFs/pug.gif

Easy 6 02-17-2014 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10437125)

LMAO I'm sure she was ok, just learned a valuable lesson is all.

Buehler445 02-17-2014 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10437118)

There was another bad one yesterday as well. American chick on some downhill snowboard race. It was terrible. I seriously thought she died. Then on the replay I could see her breathing.

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 11:55 AM

Drunk guy gets knocked the **** out after talking shit to a group of girls.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1392620149

MIAdragon 02-17-2014 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437567)
Drunk guy gets knocked the **** out after talking shit to a group of girls.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1392620149

Lolz Miami beach, just another day.

Bowser 02-17-2014 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437567)
Drunk guy gets knocked the **** out after talking shit to a group of girls.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1392620149

Would have been better if one of the chicks would have put him to sleep.

bishop_74 02-17-2014 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10437473)
There was another bad one yesterday as well. American chick on some downhill snowboard race. It was terrible. I seriously thought she died. Then on the replay I could see her breathing.

It stings, but most of the impact is going downhill with you so unless you land just right you aren't going to do too much damage. its pretty common to eat it like this. Just make sure you ALWAYS wear a helmet. I swear my wife has actually shoveled a snow path with her jaw on a couple of jumps. Hilarious.

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 01:28 PM

I watched all 1 minute 10 seconds of it and I don't know why.


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/58-atNakMWw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Radar Chief 02-17-2014 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437754)
I watched all 1 minute 10 seconds of it and I don't know why.


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/58-atNakMWw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:LOL: ****ing goats.

Donger 02-17-2014 01:49 PM

What is it with goats? Do they just have really weird senses of humor or something? I remember that video of the little goat hopping around and jumping on the back of the other little goats. Seemed like it was just ****ing around in general.

Bowser 02-17-2014 01:56 PM

LMAO

**** you guys for making me watch that whole thing. It was like the big one was the one trying to organize the whole attempt.

Donger 02-17-2014 02:04 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5IuRzJRrRpQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 02:06 PM

I want a goat.

Ceej 02-17-2014 02:25 PM

That goat commited a hate crime on that black goat.

Donger 02-17-2014 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437838)
I want a goat.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/f2ce-zC_n8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bowser 02-17-2014 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceej (Post 10437877)
That goat commited a hate crime on that black goat.

LMAO

The second time it happened, that black goat had an air of "I'm through with this shit" about it.

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10437883)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/f2ce-zC_n8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Do you have an extra one that I could buy from you at a reasonable price? I'd prefer one that jumps around like that one above.

Ceej 02-17-2014 02:33 PM

Buttermilk is picking on the poor LD goats.

And it's pretty ****ing funny.

Donger 02-17-2014 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437887)
Do you have an extra one that I could buy from you at a reasonable price? I'd prefer one that jumps around like that one above.

I don't even own A goat, let alone many which would be required for me to spare one.

Therefore, no.

How about a monkey instead?

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10437901)
I don't even own A goat, let alone many which would be required for me to spare one.

Therefore, no.

How about a monkey instead?


Will the monkey knock over other monkeys in the area by jumping on them?

Donger 02-17-2014 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437940)
Will the monkey knock over other monkeys in the area by jumping on them?

No.

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10437944)
No.


I'll pass then. I don't want a normal monkey.

Hawk 02-17-2014 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437949)
I'll pass then. I don't want a normal monkey.

You need a monkey that knows kung-fu and can drive. Just sayin.

"Drive Monkey! Drive!"

Buehler445 02-17-2014 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10437838)
I want a goat.

Goats are a PIA

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 10438108)
You need a monkey that knows kung-fu and can drive. Just sayin.

"Drive Monkey! Drive!"


"Hey monkey, come pick me up at the bar. Also, this jackass doesn't believe you know kung-fu."

Mr. Plow 02-17-2014 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10438116)
Goats are a PIA


How can something that jumps around, kicks other goats, jumps on metal, and eats everything in si.......


Nevermind, I don't want a goat.


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