<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dearest mother —<br>I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you.<br>— Andrew <a href="https://t.co/8s8VW0xEBD">https://t.co/8s8VW0xEBD</a></p>&mdash; Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) <a href="https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/status/1705230999230288254?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Well played Luck.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dearest mother —<br>Our victory frolicking has ceased. We must now begin our march to Kansas City to battle a unit of such great stature, every member has been granted the title of Chief. Our path has been long and winding, but I have never seen the men’s spirits higher.<br>— Andrew</p>&mdash; Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) <a href="https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/status/1081956478645227521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dearest mother —<br>I have received your care package of braised pigeon shins and fresh Squirrel Oil. By way of Chief trickery, the unit lost a day’s travel after reaching Lawrence only to discover Kansas City is actually in Missouri. No bother. Our focus remains unfazed.<br>— Andrew</p>&mdash; Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) <a href="https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/status/1083011249674174465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dearest mother —<br>It is with a heavy heart I inform you our campaign has ended. Our unit fell to the Chiefs on a snowy battlefield. While disappointed, I am extremely proud of all our accomplishments week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon.<br>— Andrew</p>&mdash; Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) <a href="https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/status/1084251324852559874?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 13, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I dont get it. What war? Why is he a captain? What does this have to do with the Colts

Why bump this ancient thread? This isn't an Andrew Luck megathread. This joke has nothing to do with his retirement. You see the thread and think "So what, he's unretiring?" and there's no actual news, just that he put on a silly costume. Just start a new thread?

That dude is a DORK. Glad Mahomes ended him.

I don't get it...

Me either. It’s odd behavior.


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It’s a terrible parody account….

Whatta ****ing loser

Go quit something else

Years ago, back when Luck was still playing, someone on Twitter got the idea to make weekly Tweets as if Luck himself were a Civil War era general. I suppose they did it because Luck is a goofy looking dude who actually does look like he could be from the time period.

Someone posted a couple examples. You can see it isn’t all that funny. It was just worth a couple chuckles here and there.

Fast forward to present day, Luck decided to run with it and showed up in the garb and leaning into it with his “the war is over” line.

Still not all that funny but I think it was a nice little payoff for anyone who remembered those old Tweets.

More than anything, I’m confused as to why he popped up at a Giants @ 49ers game lol totally out of nowhere

In the grand scheme of things its ****ing hilarious if you know the background.

Someone started a Mahomes spoof of this for several years as well.

The Mahomes one is awful and not even remotely funny in my opinion.