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Donger 12-02-2009 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311775)
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.

Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.
Didn't I tell you you wouldn't be able to get it up, earlier in this thread?

rockymtnchief 12-02-2009 05:35 PM
Probably just nerves. You need more batting practice to get your swing down.

Stop thinking about it and do it. Or...go buy some Bette Midler/Cher CD's and accept who you are. :D

SDChiefs 12-02-2009 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311822)
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :cuss:
Theres always Cialis dude

BigMeatballDave 12-02-2009 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311822)
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :cuss:
What did she say about that?

SDChiefs 12-02-2009 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311822)
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :cuss:
You have to ask yourself one question if you want this answered. Do you have no problem keeping it up when thinking of the dudes?

Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6311823)
Didn't I tell you you wouldn't be able to get it up, earlier in this thread?
I can get it up just fine. It just doesn't stay up.

Simply Red 12-02-2009 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311813)
Ah, this was a different girl. But yes.

Today was disappointing enough of an experience that if I attempt to nail the hotter broad this weekend, I'm going in with a "YOU ARE PROBABLY GAY OR IMPOTENT" mindset. I'm worried and a little depressed. Something is ****ed up upstairs.
Don't worry about it. Nothing a lil' Viagra won't fix. I truly think it's nerves and you're psyching yourself out. But, call me later, I want tell you about the sales Macy's is having.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6311835)
What did she say about that?
She said it was OK. She was quite understanding.

Probably thinks I have chronic limp dick.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6311842)
But, call me later, I want tell you about the sales Macy's is having.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

:evil:

rockymtnchief 12-02-2009 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311839)
I can get it up just fine. It just doesn't stay up.
Stop thinking about football, make some cool faces, and finish the job!

BigMeatballDave 12-02-2009 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311843)
She said it was OK. She was quite understanding.

Probably thinks I have chronic limp dick.
Did she try anything to help you maintain?

Simply Red 12-02-2009 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311848)
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

:evil:
Told you it'd get her in the sack.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6311855)
Did she try anything to help you maintain?
Actually, no. She was not interested in dispensing oral favors.

Donger 12-02-2009 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311839)
I can get it up just fine. It just doesn't stay up.
LMAO

But seriously, that tells you that it's psychological.

BigMeatballDave 12-02-2009 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311859)
Actually, no. She was not interested in dispensing oral favors.
Then she's a selfish bitch. Seriously. I don't mess with women like this. Honestly, I've never had a problem keeping it up, but I would not keep seeing a woman who does not show any interest in my junk.


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