The Texans select:

Evan Weaver, LB, California

Bills draft:

54. Cameron Dantzler, CB, Mississippi State
86. Jon Greenard, DE/OLB, Florida
128. Calvin Throckmorton, G, Oregon
167. Michael Warren II, RB, Cincinnati
188. Dante Olson, ILB, Montana
207. Jeremiah Dinson, S, Auburn
239. Shaquille Quarterman, LB, Miami

Bears draft:

43. Damon Arnette, CB, Ohio State
163. Joe Bachie, ILB, Michigan State
196. Quez Watkins, WR, Southern Miss
200. Nick Tiano, QB, Chattanooga
226. Stephen Sullivan, TE, LSU
233. Tyrie Cleveland, WR, Florida

The GMs for the Bears and Bills have ****ed up. The last player drafted by each team was for the other team. So they’ve agreed to swap prospects during the draft.

**** anyone that gives a shit.

rams draft

Tyler Biadasz, C, Wisconsin
Akeem Davis-Gaither, Appalachian State, LB
Willie Gay Jr., LB, Mississippi State
Lamar Jackson, CB, Nebraska
Dezmon Patmon, WR, Washington State
Michael Onwenu, OG, Michigan

Jets draft

CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma
JK Dobbins, RB, Ohio State
Isaiah Wilson, OT, Georgia
Troy Pride Jr., CB, Notre Dame
Hakeem Adeniji, OT, Kansas
Trevis Gipson, DE, Tulsa
Aaron Fuller, Washington, WR
Marc-Antoine Dequoy, S, Montreal

Tampering! Tampering!

Astronaut Frank Borman runs to the stage and puts The Franchise into a headlock.

ROFL

That’s a damn good draft TambaBerry

a lot better then my Rams draft, I probably should have gone with Wirfs over Lamb but this is what i would have done if I was them

So I left the draft for a week or so to 'clean' it; forgot who got taken where and try not to game the system at all.

And man, it's REAL hard to find fault with Rainman on this sucker. My draft is only a tiny bit different than his:

32. Grant Delpit, S - LSU -- He's just too damn versatile and too talented to pass on, IMO. Love this kid and how impossibly varied he can make our secondary.

63. Noah Igbinoghene, CB - Auburn -- Nothing clever here; need meets availability and a pretty straightforward 'right' pick in all likelihood. I like Harrison a lot but I couldn't talk myself into passing on a young CB who can play inside or out.

96. Willie Gay Jr., LB - MSU -- Actually got lucky here because I was pretty sure Staylor had taken him before 96 so didn't figure I'd get that LB upgrade I wanted. This would work out perfectly for KC.

138. Jonah Jackson - G/C - OSU -- Versatile IOL who can play in multiple positions and multiple schemes. Since we aren't entirely sure where we need help on the IOL only that we probably do, he's an ideal get.

177. Antonio Gibson - RB/WR, Memphis -- Love Lynn Bowden in this draft and see Gibson as a similar sort of underutilized hybrid weapon. Anytime you can get an athletic gadget in Reid's hands, you do it.

So in re-running the draft and not remembering who RM took past the first round, I took 2 of the same players he did and in reviewing his picks can't find a ton of fault in any of the picks he actually DID make. I like mine a little more, but of course I would - it's mine. His is pretty damn good in its own right, though.

I was a little worried that I was too conservative. But with only five picks, there's not a lot of flexibility. I wanted to come away with a LG, CB, LB, and RB, and it really depended on who was available where. That's four of my five picks.

I learned that the top linebackers won't be around by Pick 63, and the top CBs (despite their numbers) thin out really fast after 63. It also seems like there's still a good cache of running backs available in the fourth - not the top tier, but some guys I like. So my draft was kind of dictated to me.

I just could not talk myself into caring about RB.

Off-ball LBer and CB are the only real 'must haves' I took into the draft and even then, Delpit sliding to 32 had me willing to gamble a bit.

The idea of a 3-down RB is just dead to me at this point. I don't really care. And there is ALWAYS another situational back you can find essentially for free in FA.

So with Gay there in the 3rd, I couldn't begin to justify a RB and by the 4th, it came down to one of a bunch of backs who would likely end up like Deandre Washington anyway or Jonah Jackson, who could help a back like Deandre Washington play up a bit.

The New England Patriots select Jacob Breeland, TE, Oregon

That wraps it up for the Pats. They had a ton of late round picks so I basically went BPA:

1.23 - A.J. Epenesa, EDGE, Iowa
3.87 – Jake Fromm, QB, Georgia
3.98 – Tyler Johnson, WR, Minnesota
3.100 – Albert Okwuegbunam, TE, Missouri
4.125 – Khalil Davis, DT, Nebraska
5.172 – Jacob Phillips, LB, LSU
6.195 – Ke’Shawn Vaughn, RB, Vanderbilt
6.204 – Yasir Durant, OT, Missouri
6.212 – Isaiah Hodgins, WR, Oregon State
6.213 – Keith Ismael, G/C, San Diego State
7.230 – Rodrigo Blankenship, K, Georgia
7.241 – Jacob Breeland, TE, Oregon