The Cleveland Browns select Dawson Deaton, IOL, Texas Tech University

I probably should have taken a WR here considering that the browns traded away my first pick (WR - Garrett Wilson) - but I'm going to keep operating under the assumption that I've already addressed that position given that no one left is sure fire to crack their top ~3-4 on the depth chart.

Northman - if you take my pick for the Steelers I'm going to destroy everything you love. LMAO

Now that we're in the seventh round, I'll declare the Ravens' draft to be finished. Read 'em and weep. We added talent at nearly every position.

1-14. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Charles Cross, OT, Mississippi State
2-45. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Roger McCreary, CB, Auburn
3-76. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - David Bell, WR, Purdue
3-100. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man- Leo Chenal, LB , Wisconsin
4-110. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Chris Paul, IOL, Tulsa
4-119. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Tyler Badie, RB, Missouri
4-128. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Greg Dulcich, TE, UCLA
4-139. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Kalia Davis, DT, UCF
4-141. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Aaron Hansford, LB, Texas A&M
6-196. Baltimore Ravens - Rain Man - Thomas Booker, DT, Stanford

Here's the Raiders draft. Obviously the first pick was made before the Davante trade, so in reality, this team will be a lot less busy on draft weekend.

1.22 - Chris Olave, WR, Ohio State
2.53 - Daniel Faalele, OT, Minnesota
3.86 - Coby Bryant, CB, Cincinnati
4.126 - Zach Tom, OL, Wake Forest
5.164 - Abram Smith, RB, Baylor
5.165 - Jayden Peevy, DT, Texas A&M
7.228 - Jesse Luketa, LB, Penn State

A man in purple enters the stage, his limp pronounced. As he approaches, his cane sticks into a seam in the stage flooring. He begins to fall, but instead rolls and pops upright. It's Milwaukee native Gene Wilder!

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Who will the Packers pick? He looks out at the crowd.

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He looks at the card in his hand.

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He taunts the crowd as he waves the card around.

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The Green Bay Packers select Jalen Nailor, WR, Michigan State.

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His job complete, Gene leaves the stage.

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Gene notifies the next pick that they're on the clock.

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