JFC people, keep Casey's or fast food napkins or an almost used TP roll in your glove box.

Always have TP in the work truck. I will say sometimes you have to beat feet way back in the timber when nature calls. My first choice is always off with the tightie whities rip them into a couple of pieces and go commando the rest of the day.

If I have used the underwear already I am looking for a sycamore or cottonwood tree. Those leaves are big and soft.

If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?

Common Mullein is where it's at for nature's toilet paper. Soft fuzzy leaves, nice and wide.

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There's a reason you've never seen anyone sitting in a pickup bed on the shitter.

Cuz then you gotta clean it. Or put a grocery bag in it.

Corn cobs. Do not do it!

Okay this subject could be a comedy gold thread in the off season.

ROFL Really?

Have you ever ran into any bears in the woods? Did they ask you if poo stuck to your skin?

If you ever worked an office tower under construction they use short squat portable toilets so they don't blow over in the wind. When sit down to shit your head down to your shoulders are above the walls of the porta potty. The office tower workers across the street can see exactly what you were doing.

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It's ok cuz they shit in the woods too

Always leary of fuzzy leaves that may turn into the sharp needles to stick you.

Only a matter of time an X-Factor thread turned into a poop thread. Just disappointed it took so long.

That plant is literally nicknamed Cowboy Toilet Paper. Tried and true.