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jjchieffan 09-01-2023 08:51 PM

I know that this has nothing to do with Mizzou, but since Billay likes to troll in here, Haha, I love the Minnesota come back win over the cornholers.

Jerm 09-01-2023 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 17083423)
It's so much more cringe when you hear it.

The entire thing is cringe….like he’s trying to pick a fight with the media there for literally no reason, it’s so dumb. It’s almost as if he wants this to be a thing so he can have a reason to shoot his mouth off…

I’ve never seen a coach who has so much to say yet so little of it has any substance.

That entire dissertation on Cook was like he was presenting him with the Nobel lol…and then talks about how he wishes he could hook his daughter up with him? Just creepy and cringy as hell…

BryanBusby 09-01-2023 09:11 PM

Yeah well just wait till next week when Brady Cook ****s his wife at the podium.

A real Alpha!

Titty Meat 09-01-2023 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 17084046)
I know that this has nothing to do with Mizzou, but since Billay likes to troll in here, Haha, I love the Minnesota come back win over the cornholers.

Aren't you the dude who thinks the earth is only 6,000 years old?

Reading this thread you would think MU lost last night. There's some posters in here who are just as entitled and obnoxious as some cornhusker fans used to be

Mizzou_8541 09-01-2023 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17084075)
Aren't you the dude who thinks the earth is only 6,000 years old?

Reading this thread you would think MU lost last night. There's some posters in here who are just as entitled and obnoxious as some cornhusker fans used to be

FWIW - I don’t ever remember you trolling here. In fact, you add more than half the Mizzou fans who just complain 24/7.

BryanBusby 09-02-2023 06:35 AM

It's been mostly trying to equate content with 6th place in the SEC East and you should be glad for it and being too good for 8-10 win seasons and being mad they aren't OSU West.

Mixed with faux concern masturbatory analysis from the Miami Dolphins fan of the SEC.

Jerm 09-02-2023 01:41 PM

What I would do to have Deion at Mizzou….

ChiefsCountry 09-05-2023 01:23 PM

Per KMIZ - Cook has been named starting QB for 2023 season

dlphg9 09-05-2023 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 17087505)
Per KMIZ - Cook has been named starting QB for 2023 season

So Drinkspiss was just full of shit. Got it. Can't wait to see him choke against the non cupcakes.

Sassy Squatch 09-05-2023 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17087780)
So Drinkspiss was just full of shit. Got it. Can't wait to see him choke against the non cupcakes.

Wait, that wasn't obvious already?

dlphg9 09-05-2023 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Snatch (Post 17087839)
Wait, that wasn't obvious already?

Well yeah, but I figured he'd continue that charade until after the next game. ****ing clown

warpaint* 09-05-2023 03:37 PM

Who cares.

Drink is the cancer. His ultimate demise was confirmed when he trotted the same offense out Thurs night. IDK why he didn't just keep Hamden calling plays. Same difference.

He's too arrogant & stubborn to see his offense is the problem in addition to his play calling.

He's very unlikable at this point in addition to being generally clueless as to how to prepare a football team & execute an offensive game plan.

BryanBusby 09-05-2023 03:38 PM

I mean like

When he said he would hook up Brady Cook with his daughter, I think whatever competition there was ended. This is stating the obvious.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-09-2023 05:05 PM

Cook is rat shit.

Sassy Squatch 09-09-2023 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 17098550)
Cook is rat shit.

But Drinkwitz would let him come to his house and **** his daughter...

Sassy Squatch 09-09-2023 05:31 PM

LMAO 44 yards on 2 drives against a certified cupcake.

Sassy Squatch 09-09-2023 05:37 PM

Jesus ****ing Christ this OL is HORRIBLE. Completely dominated by a mediocre CUSA team.

JohnnyHammersticks 09-09-2023 05:50 PM

MTSU’s QB is better than Cook

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 05:52 PM

Drink and his cuck will lose tonight

kepp 09-09-2023 06:08 PM

Very uninspired offense

dlphg9 09-09-2023 06:09 PM

Cook out there killing it baby! Starter material.

dlphg9 09-09-2023 06:10 PM

I hope we do lose. Lose every game until that dipshit isn't starting.

kepp 09-09-2023 06:13 PM

I wouldn't like it, but I could handle losing with a young quarterback who is learning the position rather than Cook who is already reached his ceiling.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-09-2023 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp (Post 17098605)
I wouldn't like it, but I could handle losing with a young quarterback who is learning the position rather than Cook who is already reached his ceiling.

Yeah, but if we don't make the Prolapsed Asshole Pink Sock Bowl, Drink will lose his grift and have to go back to Arkansas, where he'll have to work on a mail-order child bride business.

Sassy Squatch 09-09-2023 06:18 PM

So do we still consider Cook an "average" College QB? He's currently locked in a fierce reerun fight with the MTSU QB.

kepp 09-09-2023 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 17098606)
Yeah, but if we don't make the Prolapsed Asshole Pink Sock Bowl, Drink will lose his grift and have to go back to Arkansas, where he'll have to work on a mail-order child bride business.

I'm gonna go ahead and delete that image from my brain lol.

Meanwhile, are we going to see Horn in the second half?

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17098604)
I hope we do lose. Lose every game until that dipshit isn't starting.

The worse Cook plays the more he will start.

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kepp (Post 17098610)
I'm gonna go ahead and delete that image from my brain lol.

Meanwhile, are we going to see Horn in the second half?

Absolutely not.

Jerm 09-09-2023 06:21 PM

The Drink/Cook connection….woooooo….*puke*

Seriously running basically a service academy style offense against MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE and it’s 10-7…..I got nothing lol….

kepp 09-09-2023 06:22 PM

On a side note, my family is really gotten into formula 1 racing this year. We got tickets to the United States Grand Prix in October. Really looking forward to it.

dlphg9 09-09-2023 06:25 PM

Bring on DJLN to tell me I'm stupid and that Cook really hasn't played bad.

Jerm 09-09-2023 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17098621)
Bring on DJLN to tell me I'm stupid and that Cook really hasn't played bad.

And that I’m wrong about the fraud cosplaying as head coach…

kepp 09-09-2023 06:42 PM

Three plays, three first downs

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-09-2023 06:49 PM

Well, there may only be 15 P5 QBs better than Cook, but the MTSU QB is definitely one as well.

dlphg9 09-09-2023 06:58 PM

That pass to Burden was a ****ing duck lol.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-09-2023 07:12 PM

So lucky that pass on second down wasn't a pick-six

Mosbonian 09-09-2023 07:17 PM

I was checking on this game on the ESPN app and the Gamecast has been stuck on the MTSU punt for about 15 minutes now

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 07:29 PM

Mevis went to hell.

dlphg9 09-09-2023 07:32 PM

Burden saved Cooks ass. Burdens gonna be a high first round pick. He's just so damn good and I'd love to see him paired with a good QB. Wish KC could get him.

Jerm 09-09-2023 07:40 PM

One score game again after giving up a 4th and goal from the 13…..yeah about sums it up.

Oh and this all came after Drinkwitz punted from MTSU’s 45 on 4th and less than 1….

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 17098681)
One score game again after giving up a 4th and goal from the 13…..yeah about sums it up.

Oh and this all came after Drinkwitz punted from MTSU’s 45 on 4th and less than 1….

He’s a pussy.

Mosbonian 09-09-2023 07:47 PM

Did I just read it right?

Cook was tackled for a safety?

phisherman 09-09-2023 07:48 PM

This is actually kinda funny to watch. Horn couldn't possibly be any worse at this point.

dirk digler 09-09-2023 07:48 PM

If they lose this game you have to fire the HC

Boxer_Chief 09-09-2023 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 17098694)
Did I just read it right?

Cook was tackled for a safety?

It was worse he tried to throw the ball and it slipped out of his hands into the end zone where he recovered for a safety. Drink’s stubborn support of him will get him fired this year if this game doesn’t already.

Dartgod 09-09-2023 07:50 PM

This defense is making Bob Sutton blush.

BryanBusby 09-09-2023 07:55 PM

Lmfao

They are barely beating Middle ****ing Tennessee????

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 08:02 PM

Mizzou does everything possible to lose. They love it.

kepp 09-09-2023 08:03 PM

That's a make-up call. But I'm liking Wies.

Sassy Squatch 09-09-2023 08:04 PM

Aww. I was kind of hoping we'd lose for the lulz

kepp 09-09-2023 08:07 PM

What a panzy series of plays. We are gonna get throttled by k-state.

Jerm 09-09-2023 08:08 PM

Every week you keep this clown you’re delaying the inevitable….

He is what he is…this team are what they are.

Clown show….

Mosbonian 09-09-2023 08:10 PM

K-State is going to kill this team next week...

dirk digler 09-09-2023 08:11 PM

Pulled that out of their ass

Pepe Silvia 09-09-2023 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 17098720)
K-State is going to kill this team⁹ next week...

They will either get blown out or lose a heartbreaker.

JohnnyHammersticks 09-09-2023 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 17098717)
Every week you keep this clown you’re delaying the inevitable….

He is what he is…this team are what they are.

Clown show….

Yep. For me, that’s the official end of the Eli Drinkwitz era at Mizzou. Probably happened last year for me, but that’s officially it. I can’t imagine why a good recruit would want to waste his career under him. He doesn’t have it. Especially at the the SEC level.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-09-2023 09:04 PM

Drinkwitz is the most arrogant coach I've ever seen relative to his level of success. Imagine if Mike Martz had his level of haughtiness with the results of Mike Solari.

He's unlikable, incompetent, and cowardly.

I ****ing hate that guy.

JohnnyHammersticks 09-09-2023 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 17098771)
Drinkwitz is the most arrogant coach I've ever seen relative to his level of success. Imagine if Mike Martz had his level of haughtiness with the results of Mike Solari.

He's unlikable, incompetent, and cowardly.

I ****ing hate that guy.

Unfortunately for us fans, with nearly a $20M buyout until after 2025 he’s probably not going anywhere. That extension was such a horrible idea.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-09-2023 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 17098775)
Unfortunately for us fans, with nearly a $20M buyout until after 2025 he’s probably not going anywhere. That extension was such a horrible idea.

He has to pursue employment in football to get that, and any money he earns elsewhere is offset from the buyout total.

dlphg9 09-09-2023 11:17 PM

Can't stand the guy. He's smug as **** and acts like no one should dare question his shitty ****ing decisions.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-10-2023 07:41 AM

"I thought he did a really nice job throwing the ball."--Drinkwitz, on his QB who missed multiple walk-in TD passes and had a would be game losing pick-six dropped.

I think he completed two passes between the hash marks yesterday, a cross to Burden, and an underthrown, duck bomb.

IowaHawkeyeChief 09-10-2023 09:27 AM

Stepped in here to see the meltdown... Come on guys, this was a super trap game. Coming from a Hawkeye fan under Ferentz there has been many games like this where Iowa just squeaks by a Div II Northern Iowa, or South Dakota and the fans all scream bloody murder, then the next week they beat Iowa State in the 3rd game of the season and all is good.

BryanBusby 09-10-2023 10:11 AM

Ferentz has kinda won enough to get that rope

Jerm 09-10-2023 10:21 AM

So apparently this was said BEFORE that shit show….

“We’re not going to accept mediocrity …” said Desiree Reed-Francois, Mizzou’s director of athletics, to the Post-Dispatch before Saturday’s football game against Middle Tennessee State. “We work really hard because we owe that to our state and we owe that to our student-athletes. That’s the given in this equation. And we’re determined. Make no mistake about it, we belong in the Southeastern Conference. And we’re going to stay true to our core values, and we hire people with high-character, low-ego, high-outcome and energy. But yeah, make no mistake about it — we’re not here for a participation trophy.”

Delaying the inevitable…

Sassy Squatch 09-10-2023 10:25 AM

Watching these idiots turn a game sealing 3rd and 1 into a 3rd and 21 through their own idiocy was enough for me to completely shut the door on Drinkwitz. Just a very poorly coached team and his infatuation with Cook makes them near impossible to watch and enjoy.

Pepe Silvia 09-10-2023 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Snatch (Post 17099078)
Watching these idiots turn a game sealing 3rd and 1 into a 3rd and 21 through their own idiocy was enough for me to completely shut the door on Drinkwitz. Just a very poorly coached team and his infatuation with Cook makes them near impossible to watch and enjoy.

Mizzou is not allowed to discipline the players anymore. Expect a flood of back breaking penalties from here on out.

dlphg9 09-10-2023 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief (Post 17099027)
Stepped in here to see the meltdown... Come on guys, this was a super trap game. Coming from a Hawkeye fan under Ferentz there has been many games like this where Iowa just squeaks by a Div II Northern Iowa, or South Dakota and the fans all scream bloody murder, then the next week they beat Iowa State in the 3rd game of the season and all is good.

It's ridiculous as shit that he's gonna keep trotting a dude that clearly is in above his head and tell us "Well, we had a QB competition in game 1 and Cook won" when Horn got 5 ****ing passes. He didn't want us to actually see Horn, because he didn't want Horn to show how wrong he is. The ****ing dude is just arrogant and will never admit he's wrong. Hell, last Thursday on 610 they did a start of the season thing with the HCs, but Drink was too busy to call in and talk for 5 minutes. He's just a prick.

GloucesterChief 09-10-2023 10:54 AM

You can not take Dickert once you fire Drink.

dlphg9 09-10-2023 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 17099071)
So apparently this was said BEFORE that shit show….

“We’re not going to accept mediocrity …” said Desiree Reed-Francois, Mizzou’s director of athletics, to the Post-Dispatch before Saturday’s football game against Middle Tennessee State. “We work really hard because we owe that to our state and we owe that to our student-athletes. That’s the given in this equation. And we’re determined. Make no mistake about it, we belong in the Southeastern Conference. And we’re going to stay true to our core values, and we hire people with high-character, low-ego, high-outcome and energy. But yeah, make no mistake about it — we’re not here for a participation trophy.”

Delaying the inevitable…

Lmao, Eli has the biggest ego I've ever seen. ****ing dbag

BlackHelicopters 09-10-2023 02:39 PM

K State is going to tear Mizzou a new one.

WhawhaWhat 09-11-2023 07:05 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So far in &#39;23, Mizzou has punted on...<br><br>4th&amp;1 from its 45<br>4th&amp;1 from the opp&#39;s 44<br>4th&amp;2 from its 40<br>4th&amp;2 from its 41<br>4th&amp;3 from the 50<br><br>1 of 4 teams not to attempt a 4th down conversion yet. MTSU scored 14 pts and had 60% of their yards after 2 of these, too. Yikes.</p>&mdash; Bill Connelly (@ESPN_BillC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPN_BillC/status/1700981040163234028?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

warpaint* 09-11-2023 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerm (Post 17099071)
So apparently this was said BEFORE that shit show….

“We’re not going to accept mediocrity …” said Desiree Reed-Francois, Mizzou’s director of athletics, to the Post-Dispatch before Saturday’s football game against Middle Tennessee State. “We work really hard because we owe that to our state and we owe that to our student-athletes. That’s the given in this equation. And we’re determined. Make no mistake about it, we belong in the Southeastern Conference. And we’re going to stay true to our core values, and we hire people with high-character, low-ego, high-outcome and energy. But yeah, make no mistake about it — we’re not here for a participation trophy.”

Delaying the inevitable…

Sounds like a shot across Eli’s bow.

WhawhaWhat 09-13-2023 09:06 AM

Bettors think Mizzou is going to the woodshed this week.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Few early lopsided Week 3 CFB sides at <a href="https://twitter.com/DKSportsbook?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DKSportsbook</a>:<br><br>93% of bets on Kansas State -4.5 <br>93% on Tulane -12.5<br>92% on Penn State -14.5<br>91% on Colorado -23.5<br>91% on Iowa State -3.5<br>89% on FSU -26<br>87% on UNC -7.5<br>87% on Ohio St. -28<br>87% on Tenn -6.5<br>86% on Bama -32<br>85% on Duke -18.5</p>&mdash; Ben Fawkes (@BFawkes22) <a href="https://twitter.com/BFawkes22/status/1701966861351493633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

blake5676 09-13-2023 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 17105980)
Bettors think Mizzou is going to the woodshed this week.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Few early lopsided Week 3 CFB sides at <a href="https://twitter.com/DKSportsbook?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DKSportsbook</a>:<br><br>93% of bets on Kansas State -4.5 <br>93% on Tulane -12.5<br>92% on Penn State -14.5<br>91% on Colorado -23.5<br>91% on Iowa State -3.5<br>89% on FSU -26<br>87% on UNC -7.5<br>87% on Ohio St. -28<br>87% on Tenn -6.5<br>86% on Bama -32<br>85% on Duke -18.5</p>&mdash; Ben Fawkes (@BFawkes22) <a href="https://twitter.com/BFawkes22/status/1701966861351493633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Most of my gambling days are behind me but that number looks so juicy. I don't think we stay within 3 TD's. Which means we'll probably either win outright or lose by a FG.

duncan_idaho 09-13-2023 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 17105980)
Bettors think Mizzou is going to the woodshed this week.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Few early lopsided Week 3 CFB sides at <a href="https://twitter.com/DKSportsbook?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DKSportsbook</a>:<br><br>93% of bets on Kansas State -4.5 <br>93% on Tulane -12.5<br>92% on Penn State -14.5<br>91% on Colorado -23.5<br>91% on Iowa State -3.5<br>89% on FSU -26<br>87% on UNC -7.5<br>87% on Ohio St. -28<br>87% on Tenn -6.5<br>86% on Bama -32<br>85% on Duke -18.5</p>&mdash; Ben Fawkes (@BFawkes22) <a href="https://twitter.com/BFawkes22/status/1701966861351493633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I mean, I expect them to get taken to the woodshed, too.

DJ's left nut 09-13-2023 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake5676 (Post 17106054)
Most of my gambling days are behind me but that number looks so juicy. I don't think we stay within 3 TD's. Which means we'll probably either win outright or lose by a FG.

Vegas is just so rarely THAT wrong.

Though if 93% of bets are coming in there, that lines gonna move fairly substantially by Saturday.

In either event, I think Mizzou manages a good fight this week. But christ alive I hope the coaching staff tries a little harder than they did last week. They really put a stamp on that sucker.

dlphg9 09-13-2023 11:17 AM

That line is a trap lol.

raybec 4 09-13-2023 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17106099)
Vegas is just so rarely THAT wrong.

Though if 93% of bets are coming in there, that lines gonna move fairly substantially by Saturday.

In either event, I think Mizzou manages a good fight this week. But christ alive I hope the coaching staff tries a little harder than they did last week. They really put a stamp on that sucker.

I haven't heard that in 30 years. My grandfather used to scream that at me when I did some dumb shit.

crispystl 09-13-2023 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 17098720)
K-State is going to kill this team next week...


The line is only -4.5. I was all over that shit.


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Jerm 09-13-2023 06:43 PM

I think K-State wins and wins fairly easily but I can totally see Drinkwitz pulling this one out of ass somehow to give the fans false hope….

I said 33-16 KSU over at PM and I’m sticking with it…..


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