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Easy 6 05-28-2014 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10656548)
Thank you for dismissing my opinion so completely.


i didn't know you had jurisdiction on opinion
LMAO oh Laz my brosef, don't take it that way... you're the damn king of this kinda stuff.

Find a recent pic that dispels the lie, as in, dude she's still hot... it was a bad pic, just admit it and show us the better side of it... she's NOT rode hard.

Not a druggie and a not a whore, she hasn't aged that quick... fix her image here... DO IT.

Mr. Laz 05-28-2014 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10656558)
LMAO oh Laz my brosef, don't take it that way... you're the damn king of this kinda stuff.
i'm a sensitive guy ... so :harumph:
Quote:
Find a recent pic that dispels the lie, as in, dude she's still hot... it was a bad pic, just admit it and show us the better side of it... she's NOT rode hard.

Not a druggie and a not a whore, she hasn't aged that quick... fix her image here... DO IT.
I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.

unlurking 05-28-2014 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10656580)
i'm a sensitive guy ... so :harumph:

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.
Looks like the meth weight loss plan.

BigCatDaddy 05-28-2014 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10656580)
i'm a sensitive guy ... so :harumph:

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.
You are talking about being "skinny fat". The scale says skinny but the ratio of bf to mucle just isnt appealing.

ghak99 05-29-2014 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unlurking (Post 10656698)
Looks like the meth weight loss plan.
This was my exact thoughts.

When meth got big around here you saw a lot of girls go through the transformation. I can't imagine that's the issue here though, I just assumed she's paying someone who took her through a crash course to get her thin as quickly as possible.

Dayze 05-29-2014 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10656580)
i'm a sensitive guy ... so :harumph:

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.
LMAO. I have to remember that one.

GloryDayz 05-29-2014 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 10656079)
Bad tan + Bad Bathing suit + Bad Pose = Bad Picture.
This..

Just Passin' By 05-29-2014 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10656580)
i'm a sensitive guy ... so :harumph:

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.
She went on the "I've got a physical trainer overworking me so that I look like half a bodybuilder" regime. The legs should eventually normalize and become more pleasing to the eye.

Hammock Parties 05-29-2014 05:09 PM
The criticism in this thread is hilarious. She's hotter than any of your wives or girlfriends.

Steron 05-29-2014 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10658566)
The criticism in this thread is hilarious. She's hotter than any of your wives or girlfriends.
Obligatory my wife is a 10.

I have a 12 inch dong and run a 4.3 40 too!

Oh, and I bench 225 49 times.

GloryDayz 05-29-2014 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steron (Post 10658637)
Obligatory my wife is a 10.

I have a 12 inch dong and run a 4.3 40 too!

Oh, and I bench 225 49 times.
You stud!

Dayze 05-29-2014 07:16 PM
I'd wreck the shit out of her.

GloryDayz 05-29-2014 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10658994)
I'd wreck the shit out of her.
For THREE SOLID MINUTES!

LoneWolf 05-29-2014 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10658566)
The criticism in this thread is hilarious. She's hotter than any of your wives or girlfriends.
Not in the last pic posted.

Dayze 05-29-2014 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10659133)
For THREE SOLID MINUTES!
"how would you like the best 45 seconds of your life"?

scho63 06-09-2014 10:55 PM
So happy to see that even with the recent drastic weight loss, her tits still look amazing! :thumb:


http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-con...10-435x580.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-con...03-435x580.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-con...06-435x580.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-con...14-435x580.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-con...13-435x580.jpg

scho63 06-26-2014 02:25 PM
She still looks damn good! :drool:

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uplo...impson-467.jpg

Prison Bitch 06-26-2014 02:29 PM
She's hot. Didn't her dad go crazy and start pooftering other dudes though?

gblowfish 06-26-2014 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steron (Post 10658637)
Obligatory my wife is a 10.

I have a 12 inch dong and run a 4.3 40 too!

Oh, and I bench 225 49 times.
You sure you have those numbers correct?

Like, your wife is 10 (you live in Arkansas)

You have a 4.3 inch dong and run the 40 in 12 seconds.

You bench 49 lbs 22.5 times...

ThaVirus 06-26-2014 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10717152)
You sure you have those numbers correct?



Like, your wife is 10 (you live in Arkansas)



You have a 4.3 inch dong and run the 40 in 12 seconds.



You bench 49 lbs 22.5 times...

LMAO

Probably pretty close to the truth.

Mr. Laz 06-26-2014 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10681345)
looks like she got implants

BillSelfsTrophycase 06-26-2014 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10717705)
looks like she got implants
I'd hit that so hard her cervix would come out of her nose

Mr. Laz 06-26-2014 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillSelfsTrophycase (Post 10717713)
I'd hit that so hard her cervix would come out of her nose
me too, she's hot as hell

She also just had 2 kids in 20 months or something though, very hard on the boobs.

Sorter 06-26-2014 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10716949)
Dat calf.

BillSelfsTrophycase 06-26-2014 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10717718)
me too, she's hot as hell

She also just had 2 kids in 20 months or something though, very hard on the boobs.
You said hard on the boobs /beavis

scho63 07-15-2014 08:53 AM
She's looks good enough to eat! YUMMY!!! :drool:

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u...ca-Simpson.jpg

RockChalk 07-15-2014 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10747595)
She's looks good enough to eat! YUMMY!!! :drool:

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u...ca-Simpson.jpg
yum

http://www.amoils.com/health-blog/wp...road-beans.jpg

+

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...iserva_BMK.jpg

Dayze 07-15-2014 10:58 AM
is that green stuff a microscopic snapshot of her herpes?

Mennonite 07-15-2014 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10747757)
is that green stuff a microscopic snapshot of her herpes?
Microscopic? No , I'm pretty sure those are the actual size.

scho63 08-19-2014 06:22 AM
Her Juggs looking quite nice in her new perfume ad....

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...18aug14-01.JPG

Mav 08-19-2014 06:32 AM
Is chicken of the sea, tuna or chicken?

I don't eat buffalo.

Dumbest broad ever.

durtyrute 08-19-2014 07:16 AM
Why so much hate in this thread for a women no one in here knows and all in here would bang?

GloryDayz 08-19-2014 07:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10831380)
Her Juggs looking quite nice in her new perfume ad....

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...18aug14-01.JPG
Would...

Dayze 08-19-2014 07:35 AM
Jesus Christ. Those would be fun

Dave Lane 08-19-2014 07:44 AM
Would wreck.

Myself trying to wreck that.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-19-2014 07:47 AM
Bone level....midnight

Kaepernick 08-19-2014 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10831463)
Jesus Christ. Those would be fun
I wonder if Tony Romo misses them?

Buehler445 08-19-2014 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10831380)
Her Juggs looking quite nice in her new perfume ad....

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...18aug14-01.JPG
In

Bowser 08-19-2014 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10832251)
In
and out

and in

and out

and in

Kaepernick 08-19-2014 08:13 PM
I'd hit it.

As Tony Romo slowly weeps.



http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En...n.ls.81514.jpg

LiveSteam 08-19-2014 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10747595)
She's looks good enough to eat! YUMMY!!! :drool:

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u...ca-Simpson.jpg
When did David Lee Roth grow tits?

ThaVirus 08-19-2014 09:07 PM
She looks..... Different.

She have work done on her face?

TimBone 08-19-2014 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10833860)
She looks..... Different.

She have work done on her face?
I'd do work on her face.

sedated 08-19-2014 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 10833473)
As Tony Romo slowly weeps.
Have you seen Romo's wife?

sedated 08-19-2014 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10833860)
She have work done on her face?
She is a celebrity woman over 30. The answer is a definitive yes.

KChiefs1 08-19-2014 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10831380)
Her Juggs looking quite nice in her new perfume ad....

http://photos.laineygossip.com/artic...18aug14-01.JPG
Yeah....

Mr. Laz 08-20-2014 12:05 PM
I think i prefer her with darker hair, but she is sexy as hell.

http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/34...b346269932.jpg

loochy 08-20-2014 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 10834275)
Have you seen Romo's wife?
yeah dude, i think he came out on top

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...-dinner-04.jpg

GloryDayz 08-20-2014 01:27 PM
Would....

Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10835561)
yeah dude, i think he came out on top

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...-dinner-04.jpg

ChiTown 08-20-2014 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10835561)
yeah dude, i think he came out on top

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...-dinner-04.jpg
That smile says...."will you just take a ****ing look at what I'm ****ing?......YESSSSSSSS!"

Dayze 08-20-2014 01:28 PM
Wow. Never seem Jessica as a brunette. Hot damn

Ming the Merciless 08-20-2014 01:38 PM
would go past multiple tastebuds jamming tongue in her ass

ThaVirus 08-20-2014 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10835361)
I think i prefer her with darker hair, but she is sexy as hell.



http://thumbnails109.imagebam.com/34...b346269932.jpg

Mmmmmm.

Dave Lane 08-20-2014 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10835565)
Would....
All?

GloryDayz 08-20-2014 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10835597)
All?
If you mean "all" her parts, yes....

scho63 09-25-2014 06:25 AM
The ever changing body of Juggsica Simpson. Her calves have gotten a little too freakish looking. I like a women with toned calves but not Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron style. :eek:

Still would!!! :drool:

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...848004_008.jpg

Dave Lane 09-25-2014 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10835565)
Would....
All three? Not that I'm judging...

Amnorix 09-25-2014 07:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10835561)
yeah dude, i think he came out on top

Seriously.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...e-crawford.jpg

GloryDayz 09-25-2014 10:03 AM
Would...

Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10946221)
The ever changing body of Juggsica Simpson. Her calves have gotten a little too freakish looking. I like a women with toned calves but not Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron style. :eek:

Still would!!! :drool:

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...848004_008.jpg

vailpass 09-25-2014 10:52 AM
Not a guy on here who wouldn't if he had the opportunity...

BigMeatballDave 09-25-2014 11:13 AM
Loose meat sandwiches?

Mennonite 09-25-2014 11:18 AM
Her outfit looks like it was designed by a colorblind Scotsman.

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...848004_008.jpg

Mr. Laz 09-25-2014 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10946689)
Her outfit looks like it was designed by a colorblind Scotsman.

http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...848004_008.jpg
are you a chick?

Rausch 09-25-2014 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10946725)
are you a chick?
No, and he's probably not color blind either...

Mr. Laz 09-25-2014 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10946748)
No, and he's probably not color blind either...
well he just looked at picture of a hot chick and decided to discuss her designer


so i'm thinking a chick,gay guy or at the very least a serious metrosexual

Rausch 09-25-2014 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 10946792)
well he just looked at picture of a hot chick and decided to discuss her designer


so i'm thinking a chick,gay guy or at the very least a serious metrosexual
Or he see's a sick rich woman that looks like she's wearing two couch cushions from Ikea...

Beef Supreme 09-25-2014 12:18 PM
Somewhere a couple of '70s Volkswagons are missing their seat covers.

crazycoffey 09-25-2014 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10835561)
yeah dude, i think he came out on top

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...-dinner-04.jpg
Jessica is hotter. But what a tool that romo. Look at his hair, WtF?
I don't get his appeal on or off the field.

penguinz 09-25-2014 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 10946221)
I like a women with toned calves but not Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron style. :eek:
http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uplo...848004_008.jpg
Your and idiot if you think those are Arnold like calves. If she wasn't in massively high heels they wouldn't even look that good.

Mojo Jojo 09-25-2014 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10835561)
yeah dude, i think he came out on top

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...-dinner-04.jpg
She looks like Clark's wife

GloryDayz 09-25-2014 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mojo Jojo (Post 10947258)
She looks like Clark's wife
Who knows, it might be. She might get around when he's on trips.

scho63 09-01-2015 03:34 PM
Haven't checked in on her in a while but damn she looks! :p

:thumb:

Aug 2015
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...mpson-zoom.jpg

Mar 2015
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/466...9JxUiksQ%3D%3D

Mar 2015
http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/upl...rch-2015_4.jpg

NO IDEA OF DATE-DON'T CARE
http://cdn29.us2.fansshare.com/pictu...1955617146.jpg

http://cdn28.us1.fansshare.com/photo...-428090789.jpg

kysirsoze 09-01-2015 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 8395996)
Ruined.
Stand by this?

Prison Bitch 09-01-2015 03:49 PM
Those bikini pics are older than the Internet

Titty Meat 09-01-2015 03:52 PM
I'd lick her ass after prison brison came in it

KChiefs1 09-01-2015 03:54 PM
Her body is a wonderland.

Mr. Laz 09-01-2015 03:57 PM
Those sheer white bikini pics are not Jessica Simpson.

iirc they are a pr0n star ... forget her name


sorry

KChiefs1 09-01-2015 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 11698593)
Those sheer white bikini pics are not Jessica Simpson.

iirc they are a pr0n star ... forget her name


sorry

So that's not her camel toe?!?!?!? Damn!

Deberg_1990 09-01-2015 05:01 PM
Would still

mdchiefsfan 09-01-2015 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 11698593)
Those sheer white bikini pics are not Jessica Simpson.

iirc they are a pr0n star ... forget her name


sorry
Dig deep! My friend really needs to know.


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