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You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.

If I said it once I've said it 23 or more times . Keto shits are the best shits and when you are doing keto they just drop in the toilet with little effort and solid shit without having to wipe except to just to make sure. I need to go back on the keto diet. Shits have been more and greasy and using up too much toilet paper. Need to be more conservative. When the great shortage of toilet paper crisis of 2020 I did not fret I got by on keto diet that saved me from running out of toilet paper too soon.

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16239811)

did you use a ring of toilet paper or work those quads for the hover shite?

Yep quads

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16239828)

Nice. For Kohl's being a clothing store that sells a lot of low-price stuff, they're remarkably clean and well-run. I enjoy Kohl's, and I'd rather take a shit there over Macy's or JCPenny any day. I'm glad to hear you had a pleasant bathroom experience.

Thank you SNR

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16239890)

OP did u moan when u wiped?

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 16239894)

Did you score some nice middle aged mom pussy, OP?

Not in a while.

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 16239896)

Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?

No.

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16239899)

SR is your butthole waxed

No.

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 16240441)

So tell us more about the poop itself. Clean breaker? Rope? Diarrhea?

Duck rope.

Don't leave us hanging!

I apologize. Goose strands/ropes

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Originally Posted by Munson (Post 16240468)

Did they have single-ply TP or double-ply TP?

Single ply - I abused the amount per wipe. About three people's 'normal' wipes.

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Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 16240824)

SR is always thinking in terms of helping his fellow CPers. He seems more than nice. Will buy some Kohls’ stock tomorrow as its price will surely rise on the news of SR’s review.

Thanks Tom, That's very nice to say.

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Originally Posted by unothadeal (Post 16240827)

You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.

Very nice to see you post.

Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses)

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 16240860)

Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses)

Where is the nicest place you've shat?

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 16240880)

Where is the nicest place you've shat?

one doesn't really stand out but I'm sure it was super nice.

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 16240880)

Where is the nicest place you've shat?

Hotel room at Caesars Palace has to be close for me.

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16240887)

Hotel room at Caesars Palace has to be close for me.

very nice.

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16240887)

Hotel room at Caesars Palace has to be close for me.

The more pricier the hotel the nicer the poop shatter room is.

Steer clear of the Olive Garden shitter, the toilet paper is pathetic

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Originally Posted by unothadeal (Post 16240827)

You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.

When I played basketball we did a drill where we all lined up and shot free throws. If you missed, you had to go stand in the defensive stance until the game was over and one person remained. That drill really helped my ability to squat and take a nice healthy deuce without making contact with the seat. Plus it made me a tiny bit better of a defender...

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Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 16240900)

The more pricier the hotel the nicer the poop shatter room is.

That shits free for a big baller like me

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16240905)

That shits free for a big baller like me

would you face off with Big Bill in a match of Battleshits?

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 16240938)

would you face off with Big Bill in a match of Battleshits?

I’d ****ing lose horribly

Bungalow Bill probably defeats most people in battle shits I'd imagine.