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Reerun_KC 10-20-2014 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11035015)
Just using an analogy man. No way I stick my wiener near anything t hat could suck as hard as a Dyson. A Dustbuster? Maybe.





I could probably get it for you but just so you know she is now (not then) married to a guy who looks like a gorilla on steroids. Maybe his penis looks like that too which might explain how they worked out.
Just messing with you. ROFL.

bdj23 10-20-2014 08:53 PM
I just got a BJ too!

High five!

vailpass 10-20-2014 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11034987)
Yeah you can transmit STDs with oral sex. If he has any sores in his mouth or herpes. You were at serious risk. They exchange of his saliva to your pecker would be scary enough. Taking head from some strange dude isn't the smartest thing you have done lately.
:)

lcarus 10-20-2014 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 11035025)
Oh there's no back and forth. Dude is a ****ing mouthbreather. He's literally worthless.
Either way. CP is entertaining me tonight for whatever reason. Oh...I'm a little bit high. Probably explains it.

Reerun_KC 10-20-2014 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11035018)
And now we have a Reerun vs Pestilence back and forth! Kinda came out of nowhere but...CHIEFSPLANET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TELL ME YOU AREN'T ENTERTAINED!
It never disappoints. But I have a 3 am wake up call to fly to south Texas in the morning. I can't stay up and play. And pestilence is good people. He is probably just bored and figures that we could fling some trash back and forth.

Maybe next time. Need some zzzzzz's.

lcarus 10-20-2014 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11035030)
I just got a BJ too!

High five!
I just jerked off!

High five! (might wanna slap the right hand though...I'm a lefty. Unless you like the feeling of high fiving a freshly Jergens-moisturized left hand)

Big Poppa Payne 10-20-2014 08:56 PM
When you were finished did she put her dentures back in and have you drive her back to the nursing home?

The Franchise 10-20-2014 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11035038)
It never disappoints. But I have a 3 am wake up call to fly to south Texas in the morning. I can't stay up and play. And pestilence is good people. He is probably just bored and figures that we could fling some trash back and forth.

Maybe next time. Need some zzzzzz's.
God damnt you son of a bitch. Fight me!

thabear04 10-20-2014 08:57 PM
:clap:

vailpass 10-20-2014 08:58 PM
Guys giving me shit about continuing on my phone with this thread. You guys are all assholes. But here comes another marg...

keg in kc 10-20-2014 08:58 PM
We'll look back at this thread in 50 years, remembering where it all started, the pensioner penthouse letters.

eDave 10-20-2014 08:58 PM
It aint that hard to get a BJ on 92nd and Shae. I don't even hang out up there anymore. Those chicks will blow anybody. Doesn't make me feel special anymore.

Katipan 10-20-2014 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11035015)
I could probably get it for you but just so you know she is now (not then) married to a guy who looks like a gorilla on steroids. Maybe his penis looks like that too which might explain how they worked out.
They never do. :(


EXCEPT OF COURSE FOR EVERY MALE IN THE FITNESS THREAD.

Saul Good 10-20-2014 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11034996)
So 53 seconds in heaven with a chick who probably does this a few times a week, x 52 weeks, x 25 years makes you probably about the 2600 guy who's gotten that BJ.

WORTH IT!
She must have be ****ing amazing at it by now.

Saul Good 10-20-2014 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11035052)
It aint that hard to get a BJ on 92nd and Shae. I don't even hang out up there anymore. Those chicks will blow anybody. Doesn't make me feel special anymore.
That's a great story.


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