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The Franchise 07-22-2009 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917794)
Don't be such a pussy. If he wants to sit in the corner and whimper while I bang his wife, what's the harm?
What's the harm?

Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Param (Post 5917796)
That chat would've been more interesting if you talked to the girl. Got any of those?
She was right there.

Quote:
That guy must have a really small dick if Clayton's is double his size. LMAO
Is it so hard to believe I'm well hung?

ChiTown 07-22-2009 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917790)
Where did you think the real freaks hung out? Church?
So, you sent them a pic from a porno mag, told them it was your cock, and now they want to ****? Dude, they are going to be plenty disappointed. If you weren't filling up the Cougar, you're not hung

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917797)
What's the harm?

Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary.
Oh please. They're visiting from out of town. They're swingers. This shit goes on all the time.

Donger thought my cougar was going to kill me, if you remember. :rolleyes:

Amnorix 07-22-2009 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5917786)
GMAFB

errr...translation into English?

ChiTown 07-22-2009 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 5917804)
errr...translation into English?
Give Me a ****ing Break

Mile High Mania 07-22-2009 03:45 PM
The funny thing is that I think a few of you really think some of what he is typing is real.

OnTheWarpath15 07-22-2009 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917797)
What's the harm?

Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary.
He'd spell Clayton's name wrong, and it would be full of grammatical errors.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5917800)
So, you sent them a pic from a porno mag, told them it was your cock, and now they want to ****? Dude, they are going to be plenty disappointed. If you weren't filling up the Cougar, you're not hung
No, I photographed my real cock. My big, real cock. They loved it.

ChiTown 07-22-2009 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917810)
No, I photographed my real cock. My big, real cock. They loved it.
ROFL

You have a flare for fiction - that is for sure.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:47 PM
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.

She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to **** her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me.

Param 07-22-2009 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917794)
Don't be such a pussy. If he wants to sit in the corner and whimper while I bang his wife, what's the harm?
I agree. You should go for it.

dirk digler 07-22-2009 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917798)
She was right there.



Is it so hard to believe I'm well hung?
Yes. I have ****ed several women that had kids even multiple kids and I had no problem with tightness. Which leads me to believe you are not well hung.

Mile High Mania 07-22-2009 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917819)
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.

She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to **** her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me.
Just 'something'... there are many things, the list is long and <link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CWINDOWS%5CTEMP%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Tahoma; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:1627421319 -2147483648 8 0 66047 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} span.EmailStyle15 {mso-style-type:personal; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-ansi-font-size:10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family:Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family:Tahoma; color:black; font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-underline:none; text-decoration:none; text-line-through:none;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]-->distinguished<o></o> ... unlike your johnson.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5917827)
Yes. I have ****ed several women that had kids even multiple kids and I had no problem with tightness. Which leads me to believe you are not well hung.
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.


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