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Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 5876644)
2 minutes

30 seconds


I joke, I joke.. Congrats Clay mate, you are now a man!

Not really...closer to a eunuch who is incapable of enjoying sex...

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by easymobee (Post 5876540)
BTW I predict an epic flameout with the visiting 23 yr old.

Why?

easymobee 07-01-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876645)
Not really...closer to a eunuch who is incapable of enjoying sex...

disappointed?

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 08:25 PM

Yeah, and worried. I think this is arguably worse than being a virgin. At least then I was gung ho. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

easymobee 07-01-2009 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876649)
Yeah, and worried. I think this is arguably worse than being a virgin. At least then I was gung ho. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

The 1st time always sucks, but it is remembered more fondly with time.

Not even just for virgins, the 1st time with anyone new (as long as reasonably sober) usually sucks.

Me and my wife had a grrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaattttt first time (once in awhile it happens). I dont think you are looking to get married though?

Im very critical of you at times, but what you are experiencing is normal, most people just keep it to themselves, in time it becomes much more memorable. Believe me, you'll get some awful sex somewhere around your 400th time too.

Just remember, its over.

Now just savor the flavor.

PS: I hate you ( also you had a better night then me last night, 5 yr old just couldn't sleep on his own ) Don't have kids!

Chiefs=Champions 07-01-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876645)
Not really...closer to a eunuch who is incapable of enjoying sex...

Mate to be honest iv been in that situation (not being able to get of) your not a freak and despite what these guys will lead you to believe it can happen.. Especially if vagin hang like sleve of wizard.. Were you wearing a franger?

DaKCMan AP 07-01-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easymobee (Post 5876652)
The 1st time always sucks, but it is remembered more fondly with time.

Not always.

easymobee 07-01-2009 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5876659)
Not always.

You wouldn't think mine did ( Me 15, her 25, but it did, and not all my fault ) Nowadays (with passed time) I could rub one out to it. At the time, it seemed like i was blocked from a good performance due to the car it occurred in ( Too cramped and too public ). I did get into a bar in downtown Denver at 15 due to the girl in question though, the worst thing is that i looked (at best,17) when i was 15.

Buck 07-01-2009 09:01 PM

Wait, you got a half BJ before Clay?

How did that work?

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5876678)
Wait, you got a half BJ before Clay?

How did that work?

We were gonna **** but she had to bail. Basically she sucked me off til I was about at half mast. First girl I kissed.

Buck 07-01-2009 09:07 PM

Interesting.

DeezNutz 07-01-2009 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876649)
Yeah, and worried. I think this is arguably worse than being a virgin. At least then I was gung ho. Now I'm waiting for the other testicle to drop.

FYP.

Us, too. :D

Hammock Parties 07-01-2009 09:13 PM

DisNut?

KcMizzou 07-01-2009 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5876692)
DisNut?

Yeah, DatNut.

DeezNutz 07-01-2009 09:33 PM

Strive for something like DeezNutz.


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