I'm waiting with anticipation for the next.

I personally have enjoyed this thread greatly. I check it out AT LEAST once a day. You have a unique talent. Good job!

Yup, best thread on Cp right now

No real chance to work on any this weekend dealing with that fuqutart about thought I was going go mma on him he spit on the floor and yelled **** you to my pal and I was like you don't want to **** with both of us and he cowered down but Goddamn he is a fuqutart. I really lost my vibe and going get laid after work so I'll get my vibe back.


This patient is notorious for hitting girls so I have no patience with him and we just want him get sent back to North One where he belongs. We can't be therapeutic when he is on my unit.

Sounds like you need a bodyguard. I'm volunteering

Nah. I don't need the bodyguard I'm here to protect the other patients and staff that can't protect themselves. I just use "approved holds" if by accident we fall to the floor on his head well things happen that can't be helped.


I really hate Safety and Security come talk to him all nice and walk him back to seclusion because he is a coward and will just hit an innocent person he targets later and that shit pisses me off.

My work week sucked, but it is hard to complain because nobody got hurt, nor almost hurt. Some guy hitting girls, especially ones you know, damn you are showing some good restraint.

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I'm going talk to Risk Management Monday or next week with my Unit Leader because I told her I'm going lose my shit with this guy and he isn't worth losing my job over but nobody deserves to get hurt because of him. Eh probably won't do any good but he always wants to go back to North One but because Doctors want him on our unit to give therapeutic care because they think he will change but he is too stupid to change.

That's what I deal with but some of the patients are actually fun so I do enjoy my job working with crazies oh the stories... Can't even make them up.

Don't you dare stop doing these bro!!!

Just want to add my thanks to Rasputin for this thread. It has been fine entertainment.

Y'all trying to rush Raspy and that's not how artists' interpretations work. Keep this awesome thread stickied and let him work at his own pace. You will be rewarded with this crazy good stuff at his own choosing and time. It will be like an early Christmas present.

LMAO
I have a sneaky suspicion on his next one.
You're right about being patient but I can't wait to see it.
Pure brilliance

Can you draw a picture of Dolly Parton in her bikini? :LOL:

Although I didn't go hands on I didn't verbally show enough restraint and got myself moved off my unit. Only to be on my sister unit that I had to refrain an autistic 20yo from banging his head against a metal mirror and then practially picking me up when I had him sitting on his bed with a hold. I thought he was going throw me across the room but fortunately another MHDD was there to assist me and we kindly assisted him to the floor but he was fine just waited for SS to put him in the chair.


Fun times but I'd rather work with crazy than stupid so I was able to handle the situation and keep my cool. He is a 1/1 and I happened to be the one sitting with him and also why i haven't had time to do my drawings it's just not feasible. My work week has really sucked but I have tonight off thank goodness.

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