Can Direckshun **** up three times in a row...

Based on his avatar I have complete faith in his ability to continually **** up.

It's like a scene from Jumanji in the draft room. Herds of wild cattle are thundering through the aisles. Monkeys are up in the rafters. There's a witch doctor doing something at the Bengals table. Belichick is climbing onto his table as an older Asian woman uses hand sanitizer nearby. Direckshun has broken the draft, and the only thing he can do to save it is to figure out the mysterious search code left to him by the ancient Mayans.

I fully appreciate your narratives, Rain Man.

On it. Stand by folks.

Oh rain man that’s not any witch doctor it’s WWF’s Papa Shango

Putting a curse on rest of AFC North

im laughing so hard

Frank Borman releases Direckshun's head and walks off, grumbling.

Unbelievable.

Another Chiefs pick for me to ridicule!

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Oddly, a fellow in a Rams uniform walks in and goes to the Chiefs table to pick up their card. He goes to the microphone as a low buzz of speculation reverberates around the room.

The Ram takes the podium.

"The Chiefs have the 177th pick in the draft," he says, "if you don't count those two extra picks that the 49ers just made. Only one Chief has ever been drafted with the 177th pick, and he was my former college teammate Chris Golub."

"My name is Nolan Cromwell, and you may remember me from my 11-year career as a safety with the Los Angeles Rams, featuring four pro bowls. But before that, Chris and I were part of the powerhouse 1976 Kansas Jayhawk team that saw seven players get drafted into the NFL's first eight rounds of the draft. I was the quarterback of that team and I was drafted in the second round as a free safety. My teammate Chris was our free safety at Kansas, and he went to the Chiefs with the 177th pick of the draft."

"Unfortunately, Chris did not make the team in 1978, and a year later he was killed in a car wreck. So we'll have much better wishes for the Chiefs' next #177, and I think he'll be great."

"With the 177th pick in the NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Antonio Gibson, WR, Memphis."

A familiar song starts, and Cromwell dances off the stage singing his iconic lines from the Rams promotional video, "Let's Ram It".

"I like to ram it, as you can see, nobody likes ramming it more than me."

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Nolan Cromwell looks at you and says, "Ram it".

The actual Chiefs are strongly linked to Gibson. Would not at all be surprised to see him get drafted by us

Gibson caught my attention with a 4.39 for a guy who weighs 228. He'll be a fun new toy for Reid and Mahomes. I probably would've drafted this guy earlier if I had known about him.

And the 1976 Kansas Jayhawks are pretty interesting. They averaged 11 passes and 63 runs per game. Cromwell was a western Kansas kid who was recruited as a safety, but they moved him to quarterback in their wishbone offense. He got injured his senior year, but to that point he had 43 passing attempts and 113 rushing attempts. He then moved back to safety when he got to the NFL. In turn, Golub took Cromwell's place at free safety. Golub was a local kid who went to Shawnee Mission High School, but as Mr. Cromwell noted, he lasted a year with the Chiefs. He got cut from the Bears in 1978 and later that fall his car collided with a tractor trailer near Olathe and he was killed.

Overall, the 1976 Jayhawks had 117 pass attempts on the season and 666 rushes. Times have changed.