Is this another sweet ass drug reference?? If so that’s sick

No.

In college I usually did a quarter ounce a week.

... I have senior citizens smoking more than that.

Probably because they aren’t listening to Wet Willie, Keep on Smilin while their doing it.

They drown you.

Assuming he did indeed kill Gabby by strangulation, seems like a fitting end for him.

Though as others have mentioned, it's probably more likely he killed himself and then the gators came for their supper.

Yeah, it's pretty far fetched to think that he was attacked. This article says that Florida averages 7 bites per year that require medical attention and roughly death 1 per year. Could it happen? Sure. But chances are he offed himself.

He's a ****ing PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Like I always say, I'm the wrath of God, don't y'know"

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“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”

-WS

Out: “Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow"

In: "See you later, alligator. "

Oy...

Do a barrel roll!!!

So the parents went out and "found" his belongings next to a body that's going to be incredibly hard to identify?

Wrong play. You might be thinking of The Merchant of Venice.

I don't know what they actually found, but you don't need much dna to complete a parentage test. It would at least confirm the body part was a piece of a child of theirs.

And everybody said I was crazy when I said Betty White was going to turn out to be at the very heart of this whole sordid affair.

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High school kids get live chickens and throw them towards live gators for entertainment. I’m surprised more gators don’t go after the bigger meal.

Gators are faster than humans for about 20 yards. There is plenty of food out there for gators is one reason you don’t see more gator attacks on humans.

Interesting...in which way...that the public didn't get their actual pound of flesh (all I remember about the play)

Brian Laundrie remains confirmed by FBI. A comparison of dental records confirmed Laundrie's identity.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundrie-remains-confirmed-by-fbi

Bring him in for a look?

Did we sign this piece of shit yet?

He shoulda smashed his face up with a hammer first.

Every good serial killer knows to destroy the teeth.

Parents killed them IMO

Probably figured since Dee Wampler passed away he wouldn’t get off on a technicality.

Alec Baldwin shot em.

Why would they do that?

Does anyone else think that this entire thing could
be a setup and that his parents planted DNA evidence to make it look like it was him? I know its pretty far fetched- but everything sure seems awfully “convenient” doesnt it?

They planted his skull there?

We're not talking about a strand of hair here.

They probably kept his twin brother secretly hidden in their attic for the last 24 years. Just in case. Kind of obvious if you think about it.





That...sounds pretty plausible actually.

No. That would be ridiculous. If this was the Royal family and their resources ...maybe.

All you'd have to do is grow a clone and swap all of your teeth out. I'm betting the FBI would fall for it.

I swear...some people watch too many crime dramas. I mean we don't even know if the guy killed her. It might be likely, but we'll never know for sure.

LOL...exactly

His parents could have brought back a pack of hamburger with an Hawaiian driver's license certified with the name "Brian Laundry" stuck in it and the FBI would probably have bought it.

He was out there, he killed himself, the flood happened and covered up his stuff and him. The water went away and they found him. The parents are liars and knew exactly where he was and they should be charged with crimes. Nobody will ever convince me that they were with their son for over a week and didn't know he killed her. They are full of shit.

I'm sure it's "what's left of him," but I'm sure his parents knew a lot more then they were letting on. They seemed shady as hell.

Honestly, what would most people's parents do if they loved their kid? Turn him in to face the death penalty?

Not saying they shouldn't be charged but a jury will have to decide to convict them.

I doubt they are charged with anything but they are liars for sure. I love my kids, both girls, but if they strangled to death another person in some nut ball fit of rage I would not let them off the hook. Love or no love, you should not do that because there is the victims family to consider. If the situation was reversed how would they feel and they knew Gabby for gods sake. She ****ing lived there with them.

What if he had killed another person while in hiding to keep his location secret? You just don't know what he would do. His parents took a real chance lying to the feds but they will most likely be free and just not liked.

Can't wait to see the dateline on this

They have no reason to tell the police anything, and are protected by law to not incrimate children. Even if they watched him do it, they never have to say anything and aren't committing a crime.

I doubt his parents assumed he would kill another person in hiding. They probably thought he was there looking for the one-armed man who actually killed Gabby Petito.

Yes.

Not the FBI. It's a crime to lie to the FBI.

Agreed.

Saying nothing and telling a lie are two different things.

Shylock - most likely to be heard saying "Oy".

I'm just plain old Laundrie'd and Petito'd out, until his parents are found guilty of something... this story needs to DIE

He wasn’t charged with a crime until after he disappeared. He was only a person of interest when he was with his parents. Good luck charging the parents with something that will stick.

Wrong. Silence and integrity are not the same thing. So if you cheat on your wife and just dont tell her you aren't lying? Is that how you think? Really?

The Tide jokes must be sudsing up

Probably figured the FBI would bring in the X-Factor if they didn’t cough up the killa.

You were discussing breaking a law by lying to the FBI. Now you've moved the goal posts all the way to discussing being immoral in a conversation with a regular citizen. Even a Raider fan would know those are two very different things.

... and you can kindly take your reeruned assumptions about my integrity and plug your sister's gaping sphincter with them after Billay is done reversing the flow of her lower intestine with his anaconda.

Can the sphincter even do that?

Once Titty Meat gets in your tight, you're never right!

Depends how high the reward is. If you raised a shitty kid you might as well get a good payday.

Let's all have a moment of silence for a loss of good taste. A young woman was murdered, we are acting like it's ****ing new years that the douchebag offed himself and got ate by gators. It's no surprise that the Laundries knew exactly where he was and tossed a dry bag to mark the spot. Or someone else did and they knew where it was and told the laundries and they found it. Laundries going down for obstruction.

Bringing the vehicle back could be a dead giveaway.

It's Svengoolie and Elvira season.

Every parent on this forum knows they would sacrifice themselves to save their kid. That's just the way it is.

This appears to be a crime of passion. He's not a serial killer thats going to kill someone else.

If its a case of someone else getting killed, totally different. The brother turning in the Unabomber for example. Then those additional innocent deaths on your hands too.

But, if the FBI has clear evidence that the parents covered up something, why have they not been arrested?

Brian Laundrie had a history of violence. It wasn't just a crime of passion. You had two dysfunctional people (Brian and Gabby) who should never have been together. Gabby, by her own admission, had insecurity and disabling anxiety issues. She could not stand being alone. Brian, who pretty much had his own ADHD issues, needed downtime from stimulus. Mix together and we have this outcome where everyone lost.

:(

So he wouldn’t have done it with someone else? Poor guy was just with the wrong girl.

I

Go on..

Considering he is dead and they never had charges against him for anything other than credit card fraud his parent wont be charged with anything. If he was found alive, different story.

Impeding and obstructing an investigation is still a crime. It has been for a real long time and has ample precedent of being upheld.

They need to do dna on his body. Just too convenient only skeletal remains were found with matching dental.

I hope it was him. But this is playing out like a sitcom crime show.

This is why we are ****ed. Conspiracies born out of the inability, whether it be intentional or not, to be able to comprehend what happened. And in a more plausible manner than the conspiracy itself.

Either way, it's a mental issue that should be looked into more than it is.

I only heard that they found “partial remains” and that his identity was confirmed by dental records. Yes - its a huge reach but didnt know if it might be possible to plant something that has enough of his dna to fake his death. I know , I know, it sounds like a bad movie, you are right…

For the charged crime. He was NEVER facing charges of murder. He was facing charges of credit card fraud. If the parents obstructed the investigation of credit card theft than yes.
The parents cannot be held up on anything other than aiding someone who had committed credit card fraud.
They never charged him with murder and therefore doesnt transfer to the parents for aiding a murderer which is seems people want to tack on. They simply cant, because it was never charged.

Attorneys pissed at lost fees and fame, should be the only anger now. Bye dead people.

ROFL

Perhaps you and Blackops can form a crime fighting duo and get to the bottom of this.

Almost a haiku

Don't beat around the bush, she had a nice ass as well

It's definitely possible to plant DNA if one has the material. The pulp inside the teeth contain nuclear DNA. That would probably be used to confirm ID. Fingerprints can still be used postmortem as well.