I'd like to be Beercat for a while if you don't mind.

Figured you wood.

Did knot.

I actually looked at giving you a link to some fake buttons on the header menu, but it would have been kind of a pain in the ass (and by pain in the ass, I mean taking more than 3 minutes).


.....this is fun though, and now people will be seriously confused.

Can you kick me out of this thread?

(Don't do it or I'll come after your ass like I do bearkittens( shit, that did t come out right))

Oh hell, now his name is in red! ****, that’s how I was going to immediately tell the difference. Now I have to actually pay attention.

Priceless. The name color is even changed. I'm going to find someone to **** with now. Hey edave....where did you go?


I'm off to DC to ruin your good name

:D

Yeah, that part is relatively easy.

I mean, we can technically change the join date and number of posts, too....

What’s the matter, a little more than you bargained for, Gaycat? :D

This is your warning. Calm your shit down .

I’m all for it.

Until I fake ban your ass!

You better fear the reaper.

That should do it.

We all gotta be banned some time.

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Shit, I might be next I'm known for being an asshole.

Signed,
Gaycat

OMG Haywire has been assimilated! Resistance is futile.

I'm going to go buy some coconut oil.

I use it to pop my corn.

Awe hell. I got ready to respond to myself.


:doh!:

Should do what? Please tell me you have me buttons.

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I love this reference.

Sorry, actually OUT of corn. Need to buy corn.

I pop my own corn instead of that microwave filth. Tastes WAY better.

LMAO


Date joined, posts, etc.

No wonder damn it. I was really getting ready to make a smartass comment and I realized it was my damn post.

Where the hell are my fake buttons now?

In the same pan you never wash but just wipe out with a paper towel?

I wonder what kind of rep damage I can do today.

I am Bearcat....hear me rawr

Please give me 1,369,696 posts please.

I'll take care of it. Let me figure out where my buttons are.

All we now is a 3rd moderator named Barecat and shit will get crazy! ROFL

Maybe a 4th named Beercat.

Then send them into a bunch of threads to randomly ban people.

Chaos would be HOC worthy.

Be careful or you will be banned. TOS violation for the douche rule

Test

The best part of being a Mod is AustinChief sending you nice bottles of booze a few times a year. Usually a nice scotch or bottle of wine.

Glad to be a Mod here.

You couldn't moderate your way out of a wet paper bag.

Austin is good with the Macallan on holidays and birthdays, though.

I don’t go near paper bags. Do people still use those for something?

I think I wash it about every 4th use. I like my popcorn with extra seasoning.

I'm a moderator now. Everyone gets 100 thumbs ups :)

Awesome.

You're hired.

I will fake it till I make it

Oh shit, I smell a mult. Let me check my non-existent magic buttons to get to the bottom of this mystery.

I'm guessing colonel mustard in the lounge or those damn kids foiled the plan.

Didn't make it very long...

I think you can only have been in 57 men to be eligible for MOD here.

You guys must have had as much going on Friday night as I did. Nada.

So, I've been moderating this Facebook page for a few weeks now, and, my god, people are petty and just plain dumb. Still having fun, though. I've declined way more posts than I thought I would. Given a couple of warnings.

Sad. Yet funny!

What was HayWire's handle before HayWire?

I was a mod here for 10 years. I'm an admin on 3 FB groups.

It's not fun at all.

Lzen

Hardy har har

You want a piece too?

I'd go make a thread about our feud but it gets Schos panties in a wad and he hurts my feelings with rude comments.

So, I won't say anything mean and just call you a beautiful poster.




Pussy.

No. I was just curious what was your original handle. Every time people start changing it throws me off.

And I'll give you credit. Your shtick is mildly humorous.





Dick face

Djkid....but I didn't have that many posts before changing it to HayWire.

Now I'm a mighty Bearcat (pro version)

My schtick is mildly humorous? I'll take that as a mild compliment. And it's really not a schtick... I'm really this nuts in real life.


Poop head.