She brought him a shot.

As she neared him, he reached for her and his fingers pressed into the flesh of her breast, and through the fabric of her shift, she could feel his palm against her nipple. An ache grew from deep within her. Not like the aching in her head, but a delicious, torturous ache, one that made her yearn for more.

"Mr. Kotter," she asked breathlessly, "can I call you Mandingo?"

FAX

i hope you drew a penis on his mangina

as you wish, babe.

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The truth is this. I am a little delirious right now, so I am just gonna lay It all down. you aint gettin any other answers outta me.

1. I have never done drugs of any kind

2. I have never drank exscessive amounts of alcohol

3. the worst injury i have ever gotten was from someone checking me into a bush and haveing a tree branch jammed through my knee.

4. The worst injury I have ever given was a broken nose, one broken rib, one cracked, a cracked eye socket, removed 8 teeth, and he pissed blood for a week. (teach his ass to steal my sweet tarts. ****er.)

5. I am a diabetic.

6. I once screamed "hail satan" during a church service

7. I nearly started a fight with a guy about 3X times my size, weight and muscle mass because I was really angry.

8. I have been hit by a car

9. i have hit someone with a car

10. have locked someone in a porto potty with duct tape, then tipped it over.

11. i put 15 M-80s into a porto potty and blew the sides out all over these three guys having lunch.

12. i have beaten someone with my paintball gun, then shot him a few times for good measure.

13. i have been shot in the neck, point blank, witha paintball gun. left a good scar too.

14. i have a friend with a glass eye who pulls the meanest goddamn pranks involving marbles and a sharpie.

15. i have pulled a 2 inch nail out of a friend foot. (went all the way through)

16. I have broken 4 knuckles, 3 of them on somebody.

17. I have broken my nose, twice.

18. I have never, ever hit a lady.

19. I kicked the crap out of a guy on the street when he punched his girlfriend. I grabbed him from behind, pulled back, rolled his legs out from under him, and he fell into a bike rack. the girl was okay.

20. I have given a wedgie so bad the underwear ripped out.

21. I have punched people when they called me a pillowbiter.

22. I have stabbed my brother in the leg with a pencil

23. I have been thrown through a glass storm door.

24. I have thrown someone through a glass storm dorr. that guys storm door had safety glass. mine didnt.

25. I have had nails, pins, tacks, and a yo-yo stab all the way through my foot.

26. I was a goth for a year.

27. I do not have a tattoo on my ass.

28. I was once blonde.

29. I stole alot of shit from my friends as a kid, and I gave it all backa bout a year ago.

30. I have about 15,000$ worth of one of a kind pokemon cards that i am just too ****ing lazy to sell.

31. I have broken 3 swords, 2 knives, and 17 airsoft guns.

32. I have been in a knife fight.

33. I have been thrown off a horse, through a wooden fence, that I had to fix. (DAMN YOU SHAQ!)

34. I have hit somebody with a guitar, a skateboard, a folding chair, a sword, a iron pipe, and a computer chassis.

35. I have done 5 burnouts on my moms driveway when I was pissed off.

36. I often fantasize about killing certian people.

37. I practice with my sword every single day, and am very profiecint at fighting with two equal length swords.

38. I have spent over 1,200,000.oo$ in my lifetime.

39. i have bought 132 xbox games

40. i have been a level 49 halo 2 swords national tournament champion.

41. I wish I was a vampire.

42. my favorite superpower is telekinisis

43. my favorite movie is fight club.

44. I have been to a fight club.

45. the worst injury I have gotten at that fight club was a broken nose.

46. I consider myself a fallen angel.

47. I have seen 6 women naked, not related to me.

48. I have hit 3 home runs in baseball.

49. I knocked the pitcher unconcious when I hit the ball straight into his temple/

50.I just found out my cousins a lesbian.

51. I have an iPod engraved with my name.

52. I have played and beaten every game I own at least three times.

53. I have had 1 cell phone stolen. a black RAZR V3

54. I actually found out who stole it, kicked his ass, and never told anybody.

55. I have cut a bird in half when I was practicing my swordsmanship.


56. I have broken 7 TVs.

57. I have thrown 42 objects out of a second story window. They include; a TV, 3 seperate entertainment consoles, a mattress, and a DRESSER.

58. I remember every fight I have ever been in.

59. I have had my ear pierced.

60. I have shaved a friends head in his sleep. like shoulder length hair.

61. I have saran wrapped 4 people to their beds.

62. I have duck taped someone, upside down, to a wall, when he passed out after my bros 21st birthday party.

63. I have never, ever cheated on my girlfreind, in any way, shape or form.

64. I considered suicide after my first breakup.

65. I have been stabbed in the torso.

66. I have had a ciggarette put out on me.

67. I have never, ever, even considered trying to smoke, even though it just looks badass when you do.

68. I have had a root canal.

69. I have removed, as in cut off completely, my left middle finger.

70. I have broken somebodys arm.

71. I have set a science fair on fire.

72. I have been expelled for litterally blowing the windows out of a chemistry lab with an explosion.

73. I have beaten the hell out of person while one of my friends held him.

74. I have been knocked unconcious 6 times. 3 during fights, once by my horse, and twice involving sports.

74. my IQ is (at last checked, like 6 years ago) is 165

75. I have won 4 videogame tournaments. one halo, two quake, and one jedi knight academy

76. the longest i have ever stayed up was 2 weeks.

77. The most soda i have drank in a twenty four hour period was 63 sodas.

78. I have passed out from to much sugar (38 mountain dews in two hours)

79. I was watching R rated movies when I was in diapers.

80. i dont faint at the sight of blood, aI have never been disgusted by an injury, i am usually the only one who is calma bout crap like this.

81. when the previously mentioned nail incident happened, I told my friend to count to three, then I was gonna pull it out. I pulled on 1.

82. I have saved three peoples lives. once was a heimlich, one was a fall, one was when he was bleeding, and bad.

83. I have blow out four peoples eardrums.

84. I put a bose supertwin amp in my brothers room, and cranked it all, then blasted out a note. he literally jumped out of bed, ran across the room, and ran straight into the wall, and knocked himself out cold.

85. i have broken down 5 doors. 2 out of anger.

86. I would die for Shellie without a seconds hesitation.

87. I think george bush is one of the ballsiest presidents weve ever had.

88. I think jimmy carter is the stupedist peice of shit on earth, next to bill clinton.

89. I have kicked a guy in the nuts so hard he didnt get up for an hour. (full, both feet, kicked out, running start, complete surprise, only gym shorts, drop kick to the nuts.

90. I can kick about 7 feet in the air.

91. I can kill you in eighteen ways with my hands.

92. You'd better believe that if you get me angry, I am not going to hold back on you, even if you are my best friend.

93. it is really, really hard to piss me off.

94. I can lift 200 pounds.

95. I do knife tricks when I am bored, and have never hurt myself.

96. I grabbed a complete jackass, name of derek, by the collar and belt, then threw him into a car, and slammed the door on his foot.

97. I cannot pitch a tent worth shit.

98. I cant remember streets for shit, but landmarks are very good to me.

99. I have shot 4 different guns. a .357 magnum revolver, a 12 gauge shotgun, a mac-10 .45 fully automatic, and a 9mm berreta. i was a wicked shot with everything excpet the mac. the revovler is my preferred sidearm.

100. You never. Ever. Ever. Talk shit about my girlfriend, or whatever god you belive in had better have a shitload of mercy, cause you going straight to him. She is the sole reason I go on living sometimes. I cannot see my life without her. She is the most precious thing in the world to me, and I will not have anybody, no matter who, ever try to talk shit about her, Or I will beat you to within an inch of your life. I DO NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE. I will not hold back. She is everything I hold dear. Never try to take that from me, or you will find a sleeping demon awakened, and filled with terrible resolve.

****in a

readin Psi's post gave me a headache

Damn, I was SURE Brian would be the one passed out....hilarious. ROFL

But you could have covered Brian's face, instead of yours. :p

picky picky picky. :D

I was nursing Rumpleminz at that moment. You'll notice Brian is nursing Miller Lite. Earlier it was fruit juice.

fax was a year or two, too late arriving.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...5&page=1&pp=60

If you romeo's were honest, that thread would have had 5000 legit posts.

wise up asshole.....:D

Perhaps it's me, but the female shown in that photograph seems devoid of breasts.

hate you with a passion of a fat girl with a twinkie

Fat girls hate Twinkies?

That's.........well...that's just beautiful!

damn
no face...no tits

hope ya got a great ass Mer cause you aint got much else going for you

ROFL Thats some funny chit right there.

Oh my.

For a minute I couldnt tell if she was facing him or facing the other way. I guess the feet gave it away.

Holy sh*t. What if Mer is like one of those critters from The Arrival?

Donger.

I blame you for this.

no chit

those penguin feet kinda gave it away

I could tell them, but I won't.

Just because the last breasts most of you saw were already sagging down to the belly button doesn't mean mine aren't perched perkily above where the picture is cropped.

You bastards are going to hell and I'm going to ass rape every single one of you when I get there.

ROFL

It would appear I've unintentionally hit a soft spot.

unintentional my ass! ROFL

what are you 8 ft tall??

perched above where the pic was cropped???

Do you really think that I'd be that manipulative? Or underestimate you, for that matter?

























ROFL

I was just looking for proof. And the proof has been delivered.

I stand corrected.

My original assessment of the breasts in question is hereby withdrawn.

you too?

yup

pink ones in the wash

my pants are really really really low.
does that help?

are you picturing it in your head?
are you touching yourself?




well knock it the **** off you creepy weirdo.

Stop it before you turn me on.

yup


just knocked one off...faceless stickfigures realy get me hot and hard

because they remind you of men?

I have that effect on women. And gay guys, unfortunately

Is that shirt on sideways or something?

Hell, I'm just pleased that my cup size prediction methodology has yet again been proven accurate.

Don't sweat them Mer.....they're the same guys whose ladies are so fat, they look like the michelin man naked, and sound like a combination of a half full waterbet being jumped on by a couple of midgets and driving over the rumblestrips on the side of the hwy when they hump her.

My wife is fat. That's true.

I have no idea what this post means but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious.

i hadnt been attracted to men....til i saw that last pic of you


do you have that effect on very many guys?

WHAT!??!!?

I had an itch.

In those wives defense, it's hard to maintain a girlish figure when you can't straddle your man's gut to ride him. And even if your legs stretched that far the coarse hair covering their hides would scrape her skin right off.

Better that she comforts herself with food and he with beer. That way they don't procreate.

You would be my first.

Congratulations!!!

I'm always willing to pop a cherry.

Now get out there and lick a nutsac!

Hahha! Too late!

And one day my progeny will rule the galaxy.

you will haveta teach me the right way to do it....im sure youve had alot of experience :p

Your first instinct is going to go straight for the asshole.

ahhhhh


so my instinct is going in the stink??

wow
you are just a treasuretrove of knowledge tonite

like ANYONE would have even known his name if you didn't have a big mouth! ROFL

I thought that was you. Who's the idiot on the toilet? :D

Which never would have happened if you didn't flirt with me online.





Case closed.

I've got a drunken toilet picture somewhat similar to that, although THANK GOD my pants were up (sitting on the toilet after puking on the carpeted floor in front of the toilet). :D

go bo and red & feisty have been friendly for a long time now...

she's one of the sweethearts here at the planet...


and i have to admit that i do love it when she flirts with me, and so does my wife; she thinks red is a sweetheart too and is looking forward to meeting her at one of the 37 forever events some october)...

clint is a lucky guy... :toast:

go bo is a slut

you have made me laugh so hard that i woke up my wife from her nap... ROFL ROFL ROFL

and that would be a lot of baby oil... :p :p :p

what?

those old ladies didn't need that much to live on anyway... :shake: :shake: :shake:

I'll defend your honor, mommy...

You're out of the will.

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It's funny to me that you are embarassed to put your picture online, considering you're dating one of the biggest picture sluts on the entire Intarw3b.

ROFL

There's only room for one star to shine.

it took me decades of study and years of practical experience in the field, but i'm starting to get the hang of it, i think...

Ah yes... But you're the one with the (alleged ;) ) boobs... :)

Come to the Broncos/Cardinals game.

Pass out near me and I'll plaster my face all over the Internet.

For a while I was an internet scrabble junkie. Staying up til the wee hours, game after game. There was a girl (as far as I know) I got pretty friendly with.....just a scrabble buddy. Then I gave her my email.....then she was wanting a phone, address, meybe we should meet.....my wife "helped" me to decide to retire from scrabble and get rid of my buddy. I probably was flirting a bit in the beginning but never saw it as a problem. Lesson learned.

OMG! ROFL

I always pictured Mer with bigger cans, something around a C cup. Another one bites the dust...

You could tell all that by the way I post?

Yeah, you post like you have big cans.

I’m confused, either this is a hypothetical question or not, If so, my dealing with it with humor could not possibly over ride your feelings. Grow a sack and say what you really want to say instead of sending me neg rep and/or pm’s. You started this on the main page, now lets you and I finish it.

I guess my rep and PMs weren't cute enough.

Clint neg repped Red?

IT'S ON......



ROFL

wow..she just pulled your winky out in public.

I just wonder about the delayed reaction.

This should be fun

No, you didn't ask if I swallowed you just assumed.

What is it going to be? If you don't say shit now, I don't want to deal with this again.

I didn't want to deal with it the first time.


I think I stated what I wanted to quite clearly, yesterday.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Wow. Now what I want to know is if ENDelt has the sack to neg-rep Mer.

I'm thinking no. :D

Dammit. Class is about to start, so Ihave to catch up with this later, I suppose.