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Reerun_KC 10-20-2014 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11034960)
It's head. From a paradise valley spoiled rotten Angelina Jolie look alike. Good for a laugh for us both but no std risk...

Yeah you can transmit STDs with oral sex. If he has any sores in his mouth or herpes. You were at serious risk. They exchange of his saliva to your pecker would be scary enough. Taking head from some strange dude isn't the smartest thing you have done lately.

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11034977)
If a man is that fragile he needs to quit playing.

Dude you have no idea what that was like. She made a Dyson look like a Dustbuster.

lewdog 10-20-2014 08:47 PM

So 53 seconds in heaven with a chick who probably does this a few times a week, x 52 weeks, x 25 years makes you probably about the 2600 guy who's gotten that BJ.

WORTH IT!

Reerun_KC 10-20-2014 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11034992)
Dude you have no idea what that was like. She made a Dyson look like a Dustbuster.

Okay how do you know the difference between the two vacuum products?

lcarus 10-20-2014 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11034992)
Dude you have no idea what that was like. She made a Dyson look like a Dustbuster.

Do you uh...have her email address by chance? :)

The Franchise 10-20-2014 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11034987)
Yeah you can transmit STDs with oral sex. If he has any sores in his mouth or herpes. You were at serious risk. They exchange of his saliva to your pecker would be scary enough. Taking head from some strange dude isn't the smartest thing you have done lately.

You've got to be the most worthless poster on this board. And that's ****ing saying a LOT.

Easy 6 10-20-2014 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11034875)
She had a penis.

ROFL just what a Denver fan deserves.

Reerun_KC 10-20-2014 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 11035000)
You've got to be the most worthless poster on this board. And that's ****ing saying a LOT.

Thanks. Means absolutely nothing coming from you.

DaFace 10-20-2014 08:50 PM

Well, whatever you're into I guess.

vailpass 10-20-2014 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11034971)
She's probably married. Your going to hell.

Recently widowed. I know who the named husband through the trades...would never get with another guys woman knowingly.

Easy 6 10-20-2014 08:50 PM

But as long as no peen was involved, thats some Penthouse Letters material.

You go you.

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 11034998)
Okay how do you know the difference between the two vacuum products?

Just using an analogy man. No way I stick my wiener near anything t hat could suck as hard as a Dyson. A Dustbuster? Maybe.



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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11034999)
Do you uh...have her email address by chance? :)

I could probably get it for you but just so you know she is now (not then) married to a guy who looks like a gorilla on steroids. Maybe his penis looks like that too which might explain how they worked out.

lcarus 10-20-2014 08:51 PM

And now we have a Reerun vs Pestilence back and forth! Kinda came out of nowhere but...CHIEFSPLANET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TELL ME YOU AREN'T ENTERTAINED!

Mennonite 10-20-2014 08:51 PM

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The Franchise 10-20-2014 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 11035018)
And now we have a Reerun vs Pestilence back and forth! Kinda came out of nowhere but...CHIEFSPLANET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TELL ME YOU AREN'T ENTERTAINED!

Oh there's no back and forth. Dude is a ****ing mouthbreather. He's literally worthless.


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