Yes, correct.

Your number/time of bowel movements don’t change from your current life. You will just never know when you have to.

So, you could try to predict times and work around that.

This would be a hilarious alternate universe to visit.

You can still take them. Nobody has to know.

This is a valid point, but would it become a problem if guys noticed me hanging out in the restroom without a reason?

I would cum

I love peeing. If I cum before I pee, I get more of a cum feeling. Why would I get rid of that? TELL ME YOU BASTARDS

Seems like this is the most appropriate thread for this story

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Someone strategically shot Johnny Cash in his dick hole and now he is peeing twenty-four/seven; 30,000 gallons a day.

This place never ceases to be entertaining.

Here’s a good one.

Would you rather:

1. Never get another erection

Or

2. Always have an erection that you can’t hide (not whipped out but just extremely obvious even with pants on)

Isn't obvious good? It's why we have billboards.

That seems high to me. I think I only go 5 or 6 times a day, tops.

Yes, until you have to go to a relative’s funeral or something like that.

Definitely number 2. Yes, it's going to be awkward. You'll need to be very upfront in your communication and do everything you can to warn people about your condition ahead of time. Word will get around. Some people will want nothing to do with you and there's nothing you can do about that. But the alternative is completely unacceptable.

I think I've seen that pron where the son n law tries to console the grieving Mother n law of her passing husband that got hit by a bus. Then they skip everything and both naked in another room giving her oral. Going above and beyond to console his wifes mom.

That's disgusting. I can't believe there are so many sites on the internet that have stuff like that.

Which site was it on? So I know to never go there?