Done & thank you.

Was curious to see how far he would slide. Never expected him to last to the 5th but he'd be a real nice add if the Chiefs came across a 4th rounder somehow.

The Jacksonville Jaguars select Devin Singletary, RB, FAU

With TJ Yeldon and Corey Grant being free agents, and Carlos Hyde a Chief, the Jaguars would be smart to invest in another back that can handle a modest to significant number of touches given Leonard Fournette’s penchant to miss time. Singletary may be the best pure runner in this draft class, and he would suit some of the single-back, spread concepts and RPO features of the Jags offense they are sure to run with Foles at the helm.

Yea Hardman is a perfect fit for this offense IMO.

I want a 2nd round WR in this draft. A lot of value there

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This week, on Jerry Springer, we find out who the Cincinnati Bengals will select with the 111th pick in the draft. We'll ask our panel of transvestites to come up with their picks.

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Wait a minute. There seems to be some disagreement. Two teen moms are now on stage, each advocating for the same player. What's going on?

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It's becoming clear that it's going to be a lineman. She's on stage. No, wait. She's just going to announce the pick.

The Cincinnati Bengals select Bobby Evans, OT, Oklahoma.

Jerry steps close to Detroit, murmuring a private PM that Detroit is on the clock.

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I figured Jerry would make an appearance.

I wonder what his “thoughts” are on the pick?

I think the Bengals get a lot of value here with Evans. Solid pick.

Jerry believes that we have a moral obligation to help people escape Oklahoma, and that Cincinnati needs to import more large people who can protect themselves when going downtown.

I figure that I'll let 4th-round Bobby Evans and 1st-round Cody Ford rebuild the right side of our line so Andy Dalton can sling the ball to A.J. Green.

Detroit looks at the board and doesnt really see an immediate need but luxury picks are always nice.

To that they decide a slot receiver who is reliable to get a first down on those third and short throws.

The Detroit Lions select Hunter Renfrow, WR, Clemson

I'm not sure Buffalo has a real need here but this is a good football player who I'm probably overdrafting but who will almost certainly have a 5-6 year NFL career if nothing else as a special teams ace. If Milano's leg doensn't bounce back he's a good Will prospect and if he can add a little more weight or core strength he could actually be a 3-down Mike.

The Buffalo Bills select a guy I'd love to see the Chiefs take in the 5th but who almost certainly wouldn't make it that far:

Blake Cashman, LB - Minnesota

Brian Gutekunst writes the name on the draft card and hands it to his lackey to take to the commissioner.

Afterward, he makes phone calls to various internet security companies to protect his e-mail inbox from the random Mizzou fans who will inevitably spam him with wailing and screaming about how this guy isn't actually any good.

The Green Bay Packers select Emanuel Hall, WR, Missouri

I was hoping his Mizzou ties would bury him here since Mizzou fans are notoriously shitty to their own and obviously the rest of the local fanbase has no love for Mizzou guys.

Hall's gonna be a solid player. But hey, the Pack can pair him with J'Mon Moore now and run a #mizzoumade receiving core once they get rid of that scrub Adams...