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xztop123 08-16-2014 09:53 PM

Dont know how many of you guys are active in the dating scene but the truth is that every girl whos thin has 10-20 options at the very least unless she has some overt physical deformity like acne or something.

The problem is that you're competing with 10-20 other good looking guys who are all devising elaborate schemes to try and achieve the same goal you are.

Bowser 08-16-2014 09:55 PM

Have you gotten laid in the twelve days since you started this thread?

xztop123 08-16-2014 09:56 PM

I have an overt physical deformity. My chin / nose combo resemble this gu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQO0OzX4Kk#t=452

and i also have male pattern baldness. I dont think it should come as a huge surprise i am unable to get laid. (I also have some mild acne)

the only thing that's surprising is the fact that i put in this much time/effort with no reward. You'd imagine that i'd have run into a girl with a penchant for guys with weak chins/analytical overactive minds by now, as there are all types of weird fetishes

xztop123 08-16-2014 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10824360)
Have you gotten laid in the twelve days since you started this thread?

nope made out with a girl

George Liquor 08-16-2014 09:59 PM

Alright, this guy is trolling.

Has to be.

Bowser 08-16-2014 09:59 PM

You kind of look like Theon Greyjoy. Maybe chicks just think you've been through years of torture and have had your junk cut off.

Dave Lane 08-16-2014 10:07 PM

Just did 3 times. Outside even.

xztop123 08-16-2014 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10824372)
You kind of look like Theon Greyjoy. Maybe chicks just think you've been through years of torture and have had your junk cut off.

No we have different coloring, midface, eye spacing, jaw... yeah nothing alike. http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/a...eason-3-gi.jpg

hometeam 08-16-2014 11:01 PM

this shit again

Iconic 08-16-2014 11:31 PM

Stop using your chin as a crutch. If Sean ****ing Stephenson can get laid, so can you.
http://puamethod.com/wordpress/wp-co...0/03/sean1.jpg

Hoopsdoc 08-17-2014 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwhocares (Post 10795223)
Lose the jewelry, facial hair, wife beater and get your hair styled. Some decent threads would not hurt. Get the girl to talk about herself. Most generally they are just as nervous as you are and talking about themselves relaxes them. Inject into the conversation occasionally. You don't want to dominate. Listen to what they are saying and don't try to bullshit them.

More than anything, listen. Babes want more than anything just someone to talk to them.

Oh, and have a large penis.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-17-2014 07:12 AM

How small is your junk brah? Micro?

SAUTO 08-17-2014 08:01 AM

They never get to his junk. And it's not his chin.


It's his mouth. He's a ****ing idiot and it's obvious
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TambaBerry 08-17-2014 09:14 AM

Ya I'm sorry but this thread is depressing. How hard can it be to get laid? At this point **** a hooker, it would save you lots of money. Also, try finding a big group of girls like 5 or more and go for the ugliest one in the group. That is all but guaranteed.

George Liquor 08-17-2014 09:51 AM

I got laid Friday night.


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