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Setsuna 06-07-2019 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14296172)
How can anyone not like the sequel trilogy? ****. What an amazing scene this was.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D76xm6bWsAEq5EM.jpg:large

Never saw it. Won't ever see it. ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Hammock Parties 06-22-2019 11:34 AM

Maybe JJ was original this time.

https://comicbook.com/starwars/2019/...zPE8UjuF74-m5M

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The actress recently revealed that, while her role in the film is minimal and the film itself hasn't been completed, reading the script inspired a powerful emotional reaction in her.

“When I read his script that he wrote I cried,” Russell shared with The Associated Press. “I mean who knows what it will turn out to be and I hope it remains true to what he originally wanted.”

With The Rise of Skywalker being that much further removed from the original trilogy, there are many avenues that Abrams could explore, but Russell assures that the story honors the legacy of the series.

“He’s not trying to change it to be something else,” the actress admitted. “He really respects what it is.”

bowener 06-25-2019 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14317775)

So JJ is just going to ripoff Return of the Jedi? That is my guess.

Holy Hat 06-28-2019 01:28 PM

Whatever happens, the whole thing was ruined for me when they killed off Han, named Han's son Ben instead of Luke's, made Luke a grumpy old man that somehow doesn't give a damn about anything now that he's older, and made Rey basically learn expert-tier force tactics in the span of a few days, with no training whatsoever. Also, I've heard rumors of Lando being revealed as bisexual. I guess that helps explain his dashing cape. But what else does it really do for the character? I mean, I guess it doubles his odds of getting laid. But aside from that...

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-28-2019 02:51 PM

You can't fix the slop of 7 and 8 without making 9 an absolute and complete caricature of itself.

notorious 06-28-2019 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Holy Hat (Post 14326972)
Whatever happens, the whole thing was ruined for me when they killed off Han, named Han's son Ben instead of Luke's, made Luke a grumpy old man that somehow doesn't give a damn about anything now that he's older, and made Rey basically learn expert-tier force tactics in the span of a few days, with no training whatsoever. Also, I've heard rumors of Lando being revealed as bisexual. I guess that helps explain his dashing cape. But what else does it really do for the character? I mean, I guess it doubles his odds of getting laid. But aside from that...

Han loves robots. I guess that makes him a binary sexual?

Sorry 06-28-2019 05:19 PM

They should've never rebooted the franchise, but I get it major money. They should have ended the Skywalker saga and took it from a siths POV until the last movie

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-28-2019 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 14327291)
Han loves robots. I guess that makes him a binary sexual?

What does Star wars fan call his favorite prostitute during oral sex?

Load lifter.

Bowser 06-28-2019 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14327400)
What does Star wars fan call his favorite prostitute during oral sex?

Load lifter.

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Sweet Daddy Hate 06-28-2019 06:36 PM

LMAO

WhiteWhale 06-28-2019 07:15 PM

They're going to abolish the jedi (luke will be the last Jedi) and Rey is going to start a new force order/religion called Skywalker and they will be called skywalkers.

*cue music*

There, I saved you two hours.

WhiteWhale 06-28-2019 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14296172)
How can anyone not like the sequel trilogy? ****. What an amazing scene this was.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D76xm6bWsAEq5EM.jpg:large

Because it's written very poorly.

It wasn't a visual disaster.

Star wars movies always LOOK good.

WhiteWhale 06-28-2019 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14297261)
I've never cared less for Star wars characters in my life. That's how poorly written this new cast is. And when you have to go and dig palpatine up from the grave? I mean come on...

But what about all the amazing character growth from Rey?

She went from being good at everything to being good at everything. It was REALLY DEEP and engaging. I'm riveted that she might continue to succeed at everything she tries. Who needs a character archtype when you can just create someone who flatly goes through the story being dragged along by a less than engaging plot.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-28-2019 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 14327543)
They're going to abolish the jedi (luke will be the last Jedi) and Rey is going to start a new force order/religion called Skywalker and they will be called skywalkers.

*cue music*

There, I saved you two hours.

Is it possible to die from simultaneous pants pissing laughter AND vomiting? Stay tuned to find out!

MarkDavis'Haircut 07-01-2019 06:10 PM

It is quite astounding how badly they mismanaged Star Wars. They had the perfect opportunity. The fan base was ready for a fresh start and they completely squandered every ounce of good will.

All they needed was one more adventure with the old gang to set the tone and it was all hyperspace. However, agendas were pushed instead of story arcs.


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